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« Reply #120 on: March 1, 2009 05:25 PM »
Last night; I received a vision,
It was from our GREAT LORD KIRBY.
He came from the Clouds of Kracko, upon my humble home of mud and brick,
Upon a shining chariot, guided by the fires of the Boboo; beaming with light that blinded my mortal eyes.
I said to him in Fear;
Have mercy upon me, O KIRBY; for I am weak: O KIRBY, heal me; for my bones are vexed.
Return, O KIRBY, deliver my soul: oh save me from the Big Waddle Dee for thy mercies' sake.
KIRBY then doth turned his gaze to my mortal coil, and said:
"This is my covenant with you: You will be the father of many threads. Every male among you shall be circumcised.
Preserve my Temple and make its gates a house of worship for The Almighty Pink One.
Those who forsake my covenant will tread the winepress of the furious wrath of KIRBY THE ALMIGHTY."


And it is with great burden that I bring this topic to close; so that I may fulfill KIRBY THINE PINKPUFF'S wishes; and we may prosper.
For KIRBY THE ALMIGHTY takes pleaure in the death of the wicked, and if he comes to cast fire upon the earth; how unfortunate it would be that it were already kindled!

[font= \\\"Impact\\\"]K*RBY[/font]

« Last Edit: March 1, 2009 05:27 PM by rtil »