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« on: April 3, 2009 02:45 PM »
i kept telling myself "this has to be a joke" but sadly

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4/1/2009  10:25:13 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  hey did u see what happend to newgrounds
4/1/2009  10:25:20 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  yep
4/1/2009  10:25:57 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  its weird
4/1/2009  10:26:39 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  i like it
4/1/2009  10:26:44 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  i hope it stays this way
4/1/2009  10:26:50 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  actually i liked it best when the bbs was closed
4/1/2009  10:27:08 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  but i cant watch some of the flashes
4/1/2009  10:27:16 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  like metal gear awezom and stuff
4/1/2009  10:27:28 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  oh no it's the end of the world
4/1/2009  10:27:34 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  lol
4/1/2009  10:27:52 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  hey im readin ur comments for metropolis circuit
4/1/2009  10:27:54 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  "One of best bicycle animations on China, hands down"
4/1/2009  10:27:59 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  wuts a bicycle animation
4/1/2009  10:28:14 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  and i also heard the term physical exercise, which I don't think its refering to actual physical exercise
4/1/2009  10:28:27 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  ...
4/1/2009  10:28:38 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  certain words have been filtered  
4/1/2009  10:28:50 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  "flash" has been filtered to "bicycle"
4/1/2009  10:28:55 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  "games" to "physical excercise"
4/1/2009  10:29:01 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  what the
4/1/2009  10:29:15 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  the whole site is a parody of communist china and their attempts to censor media and glorify their communist state
4/1/2009  10:29:27 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  so its an april fools joke rite?
4/1/2009  10:29:39 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  i think that should be pretty obvious
4/1/2009  10:29:45 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  :c
4/1/2009  10:30:01 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  i hate all these april fools jokes
4/1/2009  10:30:23 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  april fools day is easy to ignore
4/1/2009  10:30:27 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  just dont' believe anything you hear :P
4/1/2009  10:32:42 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  hey nice journal
4/1/2009  10:32:50 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  thank you
4/1/2009  10:33:15 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  yeah i agree on how the animations are classic anymore
4/1/2009  10:33:23 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  *arent
4/1/2009  10:35:46 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  yeah
4/1/2009  10:37:52 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  hey i have to ask you something
4/1/2009  10:38:01 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  (i might regret it)
4/1/2009  10:38:07 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  but why do you hate 3D animation
4/1/2009  10:38:49 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  i don't hate 3d animation. i hate the attitude some animators have to 2d saying it is inferior to 3d animation and that it will kill it
4/1/2009  10:39:01 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  oh
4/1/2009  10:39:32 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  but 2D animation is actually decreasing
4/1/2009  10:39:42 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  a LOT
4/1/2009  10:40:02 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  when was the last 2D movie?
4/1/2009  10:41:00 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  probably treasure planet
4/1/2009  10:41:08 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  i never said 2d wasn't "decreasing"
4/1/2009  10:41:15 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  but do you honestly believe it will disappear off the face of the earth?
4/1/2009  10:41:46 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  i reckon one day it will
4/1/2009  10:42:17 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  haha
4/1/2009  10:42:18 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  you are an idiot
4/1/2009  10:42:32 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  but look at every job
4/1/2009  10:42:37 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  ie. engineering
4/1/2009  10:43:00 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  like they completely stopped using old methods because they werent as efficient
4/1/2009  10:43:24 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  you can't compare engineering to animation
4/1/2009  10:43:39 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  tell me what do you think is the most successful 3d animation studio  
4/1/2009  10:43:42 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  in the world
4/1/2009  10:43:50 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  idunnoe, dreamworks or pixar
4/1/2009  10:43:58 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  pixar by a million miles
4/1/2009  10:44:07 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  now everyone that works at pixar, they have been animators for a long time
4/1/2009  10:44:18 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  and even if they haven't
4/1/2009  10:44:22 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  pixar FORCES them to do something first
4/1/2009  10:44:28 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  and that is be classically trained in the arts
4/1/2009  10:44:31 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  2d art and animation
4/1/2009  10:44:34 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  because without them, 3d is crap
4/1/2009  10:44:47 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  the 12 principles of 2d animation still apply to 3d animation
4/1/2009  10:44:47 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  but cant they just get stick figure animators
4/1/2009  10:44:55 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  are you  
4/1/2009  10:44:57 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  like
4/1/2009  10:45:00 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  joking with me
4/1/2009  10:45:02 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  or are you serious
4/1/2009  10:45:09 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  no seriously
4/1/2009  10:45:15 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  have you even touched 3d software before
4/1/2009  10:45:20 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  yah
4/1/2009  10:45:24 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  like what
4/1/2009  10:45:25 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  im using maya rite now
4/1/2009  10:45:38 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  can you rig and model and texture and animate using the graph editor?
4/1/2009  10:45:39 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  it's like pivot
4/1/2009  10:45:48 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  i can juz dl one
4/1/2009  10:46:02 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  uhhhhhhh well you could
4/1/2009  10:46:06 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  but if you don't actually know how to use it  
4/1/2009  10:46:10 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  it's not really yours is it
4/1/2009  10:46:25 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  but in pixar someone models it for u
4/1/2009  10:47:52 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  some of them do have specific jobs, but you still need to know how to use the entire program
4/1/2009  10:47:57 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  they also have their own proprietary software
4/1/2009  10:48:05 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  and they work under the same roof, i.e. together
4/1/2009  10:48:17 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  it's not like someone 3,000 miles away you don't know models it without ever knowing whos going to use it
4/1/2009  10:48:23 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  and this is how 2d studios work as well
4/1/2009  10:48:27 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  successful ones, at least
4/1/2009  10:48:41 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  wait i dont get it
4/1/2009  10:49:25 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  what do you mean by studios using models
4/1/2009  10:49:30 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  argh whatever
4/1/2009  10:49:32 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  :c
4/1/2009  10:49:57 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  in this case i was talking about 3d modelers
4/1/2009  10:50:00 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  you used the word like 5 minutes ago
4/1/2009  10:50:21 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  no how do 2D studios use models
4/1/2009  10:50:23 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  dun they fbf
4/1/2009  10:50:46 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  yes they did , but my point was everyone working under the same roof
4/1/2009  10:51:16 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  you say "i'll just download one". it's made by someone you don't know and they don't know how you work or what you need to make a good rig or whatever you need to rip from them
4/1/2009  10:51:34 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  in a studio, the modeler is working in the same building as the animators, riggers and texture artists
4/1/2009  10:51:42 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  so they can communicate with eachother and make a successful cartoon
4/1/2009  10:52:00 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  in the same way, in a 2d studio the storyboard artists, background artists animators and everyone else works in the same place as well
4/1/2009  10:52:06 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  or at least when they do, everything works a lot better
4/1/2009  10:52:10 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  my overall point is
4/1/2009  10:52:26 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  3d studios are only successful when they work off the example of 2d studios
4/1/2009  10:52:47 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  if you give someone a 3d program who has never animated in 2d or drawn in 2d they will suck and always suck
4/1/2009  10:52:56 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  pixar recognizes this
4/1/2009  10:52:59 PM  rtil/ryan  howZerZ  and that is why they are successful
4/1/2009  10:52:59 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  oh
4/1/2009  10:53:07 PM  howZerZ  rtil/ryan  yeah i get it
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« Reply #1 on: April 3, 2009 02:53 PM »
This is CNN...

An internet user has recently been found dead after commiting suicide.  Police believe he misinterpreted the April Fool's Day prank on popular flash animation site, Newgrounds.com, as an actual hostile takeover of the USA by Communist China.  This user was last heard of from fellow Newgrounds member "Rtil", who, after we tried to interview, offered no comment except for "pwnt noobie".

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« Reply #2 on: April 3, 2009 03:13 PM »
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but cant they just get stick figure animators

that easily qualifies for the quote of the moment

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« Reply #3 on: April 3, 2009 03:20 PM »
stick figures are what really seal the deal

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« Reply #4 on: April 3, 2009 04:02 PM »
ok great

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« Reply #5 on: April 3, 2009 04:40 PM »
i couldnt read past the stick figures comment

it was....too much to bear

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« Reply #6 on: April 3, 2009 06:25 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: April 3, 2009 09:34 PM »
who are these people and where do they come from

how do they dress themselves
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« Reply #8 on: April 4, 2009 09:26 AM »
i reckon one day it will

that part is

like

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« Reply #9 on: April 4, 2009 08:49 PM »
"4/1/2009 10:45:39 PM howZerZ rtil/ryan it's like pivot"

did he just compare 3d software to a stick figure animating program made for third graders.
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« Reply #10 on: April 4, 2009 11:24 PM »
i hate when strangers im me and they\\\'re like "i like your stuff man..." "so what are you doing right now?" "come on talk to me"

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but cant they just get stick figure animators

that easily qualifies for the quote of the moment

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« Reply #11 on: April 5, 2009 02:32 AM »
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i hate when strangers im me and they're like "i like your stuff man..." "so what are you doing right now?" "come on talk to me"

i get this a lot

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« Reply #12 on: April 5, 2009 03:24 AM »
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i hate when strangers im me and they\\\'re like "i like your stuff man..." "so what are you doing right now?" "come on talk to me"

i get this a lot

the worst thing is i\\\'m not even that well known yet  
i\\\'m way less well known than you and i get it like at least once a week. i used to get it at least once a day and i had to start blocking people when they kept pestering me and acting like we\\\'re buddies

i\\\'m glad i\\\'m not alone in this phenomenon
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« Reply #13 on: April 5, 2009 04:17 AM »
cool maybe if i continue to be a shitty artist and subpar writer this will never happen to me

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« Reply #14 on: April 5, 2009 05:48 AM »
i had some ng fag added me on aim he talks to me every now and then about something i dunno i never listen
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« Reply #15 on: April 5, 2009 12:37 PM »
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i hate when strangers im me and they're like "i like your stuff man..." "so what are you doing right now?" "come on talk to me"

[size=]Severely guilty of this. Severely.[/size]
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« Reply #16 on: April 5, 2009 12:45 PM »
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[size=]Severly guilty of this. Severly.[/size]
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« Reply #17 on: April 5, 2009 01:03 PM »
Ah whoops wasn't paying attention. Fixed.



What a mind numbing conversation you got into Rtil. I pity you and the poor fool.
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« Reply #18 on: April 5, 2009 04:39 PM »
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i hate when strangers im me and they're like "i like your stuff man..." "so what are you doing right now?" "come on talk to me"

this racist kid from new jersey kept bugging me once, and he was REALLY SHITTY at art and he'd always show me things

i think he gave up eventually, I didn't have the heart to block him
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« Reply #19 on: April 5, 2009 05:07 PM »
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cool maybe if i continue to be a shitty artist and subpar writer this will never happen to me

i can tell you from experience that this will not save you

they will find you

they will kill you

they will liam neeson you