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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2008 02:38 PM »
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Hammi posted it so I didnt read!
aww it's great read it

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« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2008 02:46 PM »
^repost it and they might

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« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2008 05:21 PM »
okay lets start from the middle, where everything starts getting WACKY:

RVS_dude: and I have no right to try to change someone else's belief even if I don't agree with it wholly

anigen: RVS, dude!

RVS_dude: yea?

RVS_dude: lol

anigen: Dude, RVS!

RVS_dude: dude anigen

: anigen is now known as RVS_bro.

RVS_bro: RVS, bro!

mrscriblam: lol

RVS_dude: lol

Hammi: woah shit

mrscriblam: Bro, RVS!

Hammi: now theres two of them

: android17 is now known as RVS_MOM.

: mrscriblam is now known as RVS_dad.

RVS_dad: now son did i ever tell you the time i dropped you off a cliff

RVS_MOM: nothing like trans

RVS_dad: i hope not

RVS_dude: so you guys won't mind if I make a game based on ng and tba?

RVS_dude: parodying it of course

RVS_MOM: speak to your father

RVS_MOM: dont forget to eat your breakfast

RVS_dude: any of you have a 360?

RVS_dad: you should probably do something a little more original :/

RVS_MOM: son what did we tell you about games in this house hold

(Anigen comes in as RVS_sis)

RVS_dude: well it is original

RVS_dude: I wanted to do a sort of tribute to ng and tba in a lighthearted sense

RVS_sis: hey RVS family!

RVS_MOM: hello

RVS_dad: well no son of mine is gonna rip off newgrounds rumble

Hammi: made dinner yet?

RVS_MOM: I am your loving transvestite mother *hugs

RVS_dude: no no nothing like that

: HackBenjamin is now known as RVS_uncle.

Hammi: im a friend of RVS ;D

Hammi: and im here to suck up on you

RVS_sis: omg! why didnt you buy me a new RVS_cellphone!

RVS_uncle: Hello RVS's

RVS_sis: i wanna hang out with my RVS_girlfriends!

RVS_uncle: Wanna buy some drugs from your weird uncle

RVS_MOM: you need to do your chores rvs_sis

RVS_uncle: low price

RVS_dad: get out of my house and stop taunting my boy 'hammi'!!

Hammi: but... hes my friend

RVS_dad: i aint raising no queers

Hammi: and im hungry

RVS_dad: go home

RVS_uncle: `exec Server.nick("RVS_bot")

: Isabella_ is now known as RVS_bot.

RVS_MOM: Hammi, you need some food in your belly

RVS_dude: lol

RVS_dad: martha i swear to god

Hammi: YES MA'AM

RVS_MOM: theres some left overs in the trash

Hammi: mygod.png

RVS_dad: martha dont pull this shit on me

RVS_MOM: the only thing I havent pulled is the tampon I used 8 years ago

Hammi: cool!

RVS_uncle: Hahaha

RVS_uncle: Lemme suck the blood outta that

RVS_uncle: Cause I'm the weird uncle

Hammi: dude i saw it first

RVS_dude: I think my ultimate motivational goal overall, is to help those to help save thesmselve

RVS_uncle: stfu

RVS_uncle: Cause I'm the weird uncle

RVS_dad: jesus christ will you please get rid of that thing

Hammi: step off olg geezer

RVS_uncle: >:[

RVS_dad: i want to have SEX in this decade martha

RVS_uncle: No drugs in your stocking mister

Hammi: unless you give me a share of dat drug

RVS_MOM: OH GOD its green

RVS_uncle: >:[

RVS_MOM: IM AN ALIEN

Hammi: good ol RVS family recipe

RVS_dad: okay great go up to the bedroom

Hammi: im all in for that drug mayn

RVS_dude: you guys say more than you intend I can tell

RVS_MOM: son dont speak to company with that mouth!

RVS_uncle: Use your other mouth!

RVS_dad: son i will give you a right beating

RVS_uncle: Give him a left beating!

RVS_dad: shut the fuck up frank

RVS_uncle: :(

RVS_dad: nobody invited you

RVS_uncle: No drugs for you either, mister

RVS_dad: do you want to take this outside?

RVS_uncle: No

RVS_uncle: It's cold out there

RVS_dad: alright i will kill you right here and now

Hammi: throw da geezer out in the snowwww

RVS_uncle: Oh

RVS_uncle: O

RVS_uncle: Ok

RVS_uncle: Kill me

RVS_MOM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO

RVS_MOM: dont kill frank

RVS_uncle: I have an appointment to hand out drugs at the childrens hostipal tomorrow

RVS_uncle: I'll have to postpone that

RVS_dad: punches RVS_uncle right in the nose and backhands RVS_mom

RVS_uncle: >:O

Hammi: dude i got 5 bucks

Hammi: what do i get?

RVS_MOM: you hit like RVS_sis

RVS_uncle: A brick

RVS_uncle: of shit

Hammi: man screw you RVS' uncle

RVS_uncle: Lmao

RVS_dad: grabs RS_MOM by the neck and pins her against the wall

RVS_dad: RVS*

RVS_MOM: Hammi I think its time for you to go home

RVS_MOM: moans

Hammi: I WONT LEAVE WITHOUT RVS_DUDE

RVS_uncle: passes Hammi some drugs before he leaves

Hammi: holly

RVS_dad: SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH AND GET OUT

RVS_MOM: hammi you can stay, just share what ever he gave you

Hammi: take it easy pops

RVS_uncle: Lmao this is great

RVS_MOM: and maybe we can get some alone time wink.gif

Hammi: marihuana damnnnnnnn

RVS_dad: oh in that case

Hammi: lets get down on da couch moms

RVS_dad: loosens grip

Hammi: i got 10 grams

RVS_uncle: I gave you 11 grams

RVS_MOM: you can join in dad, but last time I didnt get satisfied

RVS_uncle: YOu lost one

RVS_uncle: >:[

RVS_dad: gets the shotgun

Hammi: no the last gram is crammed up your ass uncle sir

RVS_uncle: >:O

RVS_uncle: Oh

RVS_dad: I AM THE LAW HERE

RVS_MOM: gets the last gram out

RVS_uncle: THat's what that was

Hammi: woaaaaaaah moms

Hammi: THATS RAD

RVS_uncle: SUPER RAD

Hammi: WICKEEEEEED

RVS_dad: aims for Hammi

RVS_MOM: Spoons are next to godlyness

RVS_uncle: jumps in front

Hammi: OH DEAR ELEPHANT GOD

Hammi: NO

RVS_dad: cocks gun

RVS_uncle: of the gun

RVS_uncle: and dies

RVS_uncle: oh

RVS_uncle: he didn't shoot yet

RVS_uncle: stands in front of gun agaon

RVS_MOM: the suspense killed you

RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle anywau

RVS_uncle: BAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

RVS_uncle: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGY CRUEL WOLRD

RVS_dad: cocks gun

RVS_MOM: OVER KILL

RVS_uncle: I HAVE BUT ONE THING TO SAY

RVS_uncle: I WISH TO TELL YOU THAT

RVS_uncle: I'M

RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_dad: shoots RVS_uncle in the head

RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY

RVS_dad: FUCK

RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

Hammi: dude hatin your uncle is cool and all but

RVS_MOM: collects the blood with used tampon

RVS_uncle: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE

Hammi: killin your bro is so not cool

RVS_uncle: AND HURT YOU

RVS_uncle: DIES

RVS_dad: aims for hammi

RVS_MOM: shrieks and moans and screams

RVS_dad: cocks gun

Hammi: no no no no waiiiiiiiit

Hammi: wheres your son maaaaaaaaaan

RVS_MOM: RVS_DAD GET THE FUCK OUT

: RVS_uncle is now known as RVS_uncle_dead.

RVS_dad: shoots RVS_MOM because that bitch needs to shut the fuck up

RVS_uncle_dead: Hey guys

RVS_uncle_dead: I'm dead

RVS_uncle_dead: wat it doo

: RVS_MOM is now known as RVS_MOM_dead.

RVS_uncle_dead: hey

RVS_uncle_dead: dead mama

RVS_MOM_dead: I TO ARE DEADZ

RVS_dad: aims for Hammi

RVS_dad: get out

RVS_dad: of my house

Hammi: dddddudde yessir

RVS_MOM_dead: quickly mind control bot to save himmothy

Hammi: yoink!

RVS_uncle_dead: oh rite

Hammi: runs off and hits the mail box

RVS_dad: f

RVS_bot: kills RVS_dad

RVS_dad: how so?

RVS_bot: I dunnu, you're dead

RVS_dad: fair enough

RVS_MOM_dead: does rvs_bot know cpr?

: RVS_dad is now known as RVS_DAD_DEAD.

RVS_uncle_dead: Yes

RVS_MOM_dead: sweet

RVS_DAD_DEAD: hi

RVS_MOM_dead: hello dad

RVS_bot: I will save everyone

RVS_DAD_DEAD: im not your dad martha

RVS_MOM_dead: sorry stuart

RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_MOM_dead

Hammi: sticks his head in the front door

RVS_DAD_DEAD: so

Hammi: duuuuuuuude thats hot

RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_MOM_dead

RVS_DAD_DEAD: im not sorry

RVS_DAD_DEAD: at all

RVS_DAD_DEAD: because

RVS_DAD_DEAD: im a dick

RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_DAD_dead

: RVS_MOM_dead is now known as RVS_MOM_resuscitated.

RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_DAD_dead

RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_uncle_dead

RVS_bot: does CPR on RVS_uncle_dead

: RVS_DAD_DEAD is now known as RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid.

: RVS_uncle_dead is now known as RVS_Uncle.

RVS_Uncle: Alive!

RVS_Uncle: peachy.png

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: fuck

RVS_Uncle: All thanks to my bot

RVS_Uncle: peachy.png

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: i hate all of you

RVS_Uncle: Then kill us again!

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: out of shells

RVS_Uncle: Wait

RVS_Uncle: NO

RVS_Uncle: Don't kill ud

RVS_Uncle: ud

RVS_Uncle: oh

RVS_Uncle: yay

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: fuck

RVS_MOM_resuscitated: fuck yeah

RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid: wheres the bourban

RVS_bot: kills RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid again

RVS_MOM_resuscitated: in the cubbard stuart

: RVS_DAD_whatmarthasaid is now known as RVS_DAD_DEAD.

RVS_dude: any of you guys have a 360?

RVS_DAD_DEAD: fuck A FAT LOT OF GOOD IT DOES ME NOW

RVS_MOM_resuscitated: SON SHUT THE HELL UP

RVS_bot: kills RVS_dude

RVS_MOM_resuscitated: the GUESTS are SPEAKING

Hammi: hey lets go up to your bedroom and play!

Hammi: i got da drgzorz

RVS_bot: kills Hammi

Hammi: MOTHERF-

RVS_DAD_DEAD: FUCKING OUT NOW HAMMI

RVS_dude: lol

RVS_dude: you guys are insane

: You are now known as Hammi_DEAD.

RVS_bot: kills RVS_dude again

RVS_MOM_resuscitated: dont disrespect your elders deerie

RVS_bot: DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE!

RVS_DAD_DEAD: I DIDNT RAISE A DISRESPECTFUL TWERP

RVS_DAD_DEAD: SO

RVS_DAD_DEAD: FUCKING DIE ALRIGHT

RVS_MOM_resuscitated: ^

RVS_DAD_DEAD: YOU WEAK BASTARD WHY DONT YOU DIE

: RVS_Uncle is now known as Slack.

RVS_MOM_resuscitated: Have some stew Slack

Slack: `exec Server.nick("Isabella_")

: RVS_bot is now known as Isabella_.

RVS_dude: it was nice seein you guys

psi43: lmfao

RVS_dude: but I have some stuff to o

RVS_dude: do

RVS_dude: happy holidays

Hammi_DEAD: RVS_dude...

RVS_DAD_DEAD: hey that stew better not have my chicken in it

Slack: THis whole ordeal was fucking hilarious

RVS_MOM_resuscitated: GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE KNOW

Hammi_DEAD: dont... leave me... here

RVS_dude: phoenix down yourself hammi

Slack: `exec Chan.do('revives Hammi_DEAD')

Isabella_: revives Hammi_DEAD

: You are now known as Hammi.

: Slack is now known as HackBenjamin.

: RVS_DAD_DEAD is now known as mrscriblam.

: RVS_MOM_resuscitated is now known as Crabarms.

Hammi: wicked

Hammi: ddd

HackBenjamin: That

HackBenjamin: was

HackBenjamin: hilarious

mrscriblam: oodles of fun





AND THATS THE SHOW!!!

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
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what's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
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<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

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« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2008 06:49 PM »
lmao. jesus christ, you guys really traumatized him



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« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2008 09:30 PM »
Oh wow that was pretty funny!
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

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Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

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« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2008 08:45 AM »
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Hammi posted it so I didnt read!
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Oh wow that was pretty funny!

Kill yourself BRO.

« Last Edit: December 24, 2008 09:50 AM by Hammi »
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn


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« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2008 12:21 PM »
kick hammi out of this forum BRO
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

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« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2008 02:09 PM »
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kick hammi out of this forum BRO

on christmas

that's cold, BRO
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shut up you skinny white ugly prick

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« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2008 03:25 PM »
that was fucking hilarious BRO.
[youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbO8sLB6yzo&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbO8sLB6yzo&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

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« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2008 04:34 PM »
br0
yoyoyoyoyO what is up !!

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« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2008 06:31 PM »
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« Last Edit: December 24, 2008 06:32 PM by le one »
yoyoyoyoyO what is up !!

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« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2008 06:34 PM »


ok so jseed voiced that and I made the bad animation. I didn't want to make anything too appealing and time consuming for hammi. Sent him that via pm.

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« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2008 06:50 PM »
merry christmas! ps: FUCK U

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« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2008 09:22 PM »
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2008 10:00 PM »
what a faggot