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« on: February 19, 2011 09:37 PM »
Unlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2011 09:52 PM »
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<COMMANDER> Omg OmG OMG CAN ANYBODY HELP ME PLEASE?
<flee> what is your query sir
<COMMANDER> Well I am not very comfortable to ask about that but
<COMMANDER> Since now, after ejaculating
<COMMANDER> there aren't any sperm coming out
<COMMANDER> Is it a bad thing?
<mrscriblam> it means you're doing it too much
<COMMANDER> i know :S
<mrscriblam> give it time to recharge
<flee> your sperm cells are confused
<flee> they need a GPS
<COMMANDER> okay
<mrscriblam> they need to hit a rest stop
<mrscriblam> and purchase a sandwich
<mrscriblam> and a coffee
<COMMANDER> so I guess I will force myself to stop for at least a month :P
<mrscriblam> they cant stay on the road 24/7 that's silly
<mrscriblam> whoa whoa
<flee> dont stop for too long tho
<mrscriblam> a month?
<COMMANDER> a week!
<mrscriblam> how will you breath?
<flee> your body will overflow
<COMMANDER> I don't know
<mrscriblam> how will you open pickle jars?
<COMMANDER> xD
<mrscriblam> this is no laughing matter
<flee> this is a very tough predicament
<COMMANDER> Isn't fapping make you weak?
<mrscriblam> quiet the opposite
<flee> you might require intensive care and studying
<mrscriblam> masterbating in moderation can make you the village strongman
<COMMANDER> It's hard to ignore erection
<mrscriblam> put some windex on it
<flee> windex is a magical elixir
<mrscriblam> trust me nothing makes me more flacid than references to unfunny romantic comedies
<mrscriblam> and windex is the king of those
<COMMANDER> windex?
<mrscriblam> windex
<COMMANDER> really?
<mrscriblam> really
<COMMANDER> you are kidding right :P
<mrscriblam> ive never been more serious in my life
<COMMANDER> what do it do?
<mrscriblam> it removes all sexual longings and neutralizes the boner
<COMMANDER> in order to hurt dick
<mrscriblam> oh it hurts
<mrscriblam> it hurts good
<COMMANDER> I'm feeling this!
<mrscriblam> but the important thing is your semen will return to you
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2011 09:55 PM »
wow holy shit lmfao
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2011 10:00 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2011 10:07 PM »
don't worry about it man

i'm sure everything is fine.

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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2011 11:05 PM »
go to a fucking doctor if you have a problem you queer

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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2011 11:08 PM »
lubricate the inside of your urethra with spermicide; it has sperm in the title because it makes the sperm come back!

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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2011 11:13 PM »
put some butter on it

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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2011 11:28 PM »
stick your dick in a porcupine's asshole

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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2011 12:54 AM »
<flee> your sperm cells are confused
<flee> they need a GPS

lmao oh my god
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2011 01:28 AM »
this is fake btw

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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2011 02:16 AM »
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this is fake btw

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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2011 02:24 AM »
g2h back to the gulag hungarian scum

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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2011 02:27 AM »
either you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2011 03:15 AM »
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either you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay


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« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2011 04:04 AM »
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either you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

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« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2011 10:45 AM »
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either you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay
who said that was a bad thing except "homophobe" like you??
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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2011 11:07 AM »
oops double post
« Last Edit: February 20, 2011 11:49 AM by Mad Meat »
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« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2011 11:26 AM »
what the fuck

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« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2011 03:41 PM »
what just happened

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