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« on: April 7, 2010 10:18 PM »
"What if you could eat rtil? What if you actually consume rtil, if he was real? If so, how do you think rtil would taste like? Sweet, salty, sour, acidic, basic, disgusting, rancid? And if you could have a side dish with it, what would it be? Who here thinks rtil is real but just in another world?"


rtil pizzababy (original by ixintro)


rtil peapodbaby


rtil burgerbaby


rtil conebaby


rtil tacobaby


rtil lobsterbaby


rtil hotdogbaby


rtil turkeybaby

a feast of massive proportions
« Last Edit: April 7, 2010 10:28 PM by zhicago »
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« Reply #1 on: April 7, 2010 10:19 PM »
oh my
i'm gay

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« Reply #2 on: April 7, 2010 10:20 PM »
oh boy

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« Reply #4 on: April 7, 2010 10:21 PM »
I have frequent fantasies of an rtil hotdogbaby thrusting all of it's phallic bodies into my deepest cavities, sending me into a state of infinite, indescribable pleasure. If I could not have an rtil hotdogbaby, an rtil hotdogbabytrio would suffice as well.
« Last Edit: April 7, 2010 10:22 PM by retrosmash »

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« Reply #5 on: April 7, 2010 10:25 PM »
caw

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« Reply #6 on: April 7, 2010 10:29 PM »
eww zhi :L

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« Reply #7 on: April 7, 2010 10:30 PM »
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eww zhi :L

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« Reply #8 on: April 7, 2010 10:32 PM »
lmfao @ taco rtil

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« Reply #9 on: April 7, 2010 10:34 PM »
this is the best fucking thread i have ever seen
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shut up you skinny white ugly prick

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« Reply #10 on: April 7, 2010 10:48 PM »
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this is the best fucking thread i have ever seen

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« Reply #11 on: April 7, 2010 10:49 PM »
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this is the best fucking thread i have ever seen
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
4:08 PM - ExBerian: can you draw me a nina williams being (fucked)
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

[1:17 AM] Darreus: iF ONLY I could Geind my ass on ym balls that'd be pretty cool but im too busy contemplating being a girl at 1 in the morning

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« Reply #12 on: April 7, 2010 10:54 PM »
this thread is ok i guess
nothing special
pretty decent
meh

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« Reply #13 on: April 7, 2010 10:56 PM »
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this thread is ok i guess
nothing special
pretty decent
meh

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« Reply #14 on: April 7, 2010 10:57 PM »
critics are raving about Rtil Feast

"THIS YEAR'S THE HANGOVER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - J_Seed Daniels, The Blahblah Daily Herald Reportah

"not bad pretty good" - KWAS71KCK, Who Cares Press

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« Reply #15 on: April 7, 2010 11:01 PM »
this thread isn't good or bad

it's just very spooky

especially he looks like he wants it hurr hurr
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

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« Reply #16 on: April 7, 2010 11:37 PM »
P:

<+Marc_K> can any smiley can express "hungry" and "horny" at the same time?
<%[Railgun]> P:
<+Marc_K> that works thanks

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« Reply #17 on: April 7, 2010 11:55 PM »
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P:

<+Marc_K> can any smiley can express "hungry" and "horny" at the same time?
<%[Railgun]> P:
<+Marc_K> that works thanks


im glad
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« Reply #18 on: April 8, 2010 12:04 AM »
the thread "rtil feast" recieved mixed reviews from both critics and audience. It currently has a score of 50% on the local thread aggregator rotten tomatoes

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« Reply #19 on: April 8, 2010 12:08 AM »
Quote from: J_Seed
this thread is ok i guess
nothing special
pretty decent
meh


do you want to be a foodbaby too, j?
sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you