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88th Annual Mediocrity Awards

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« on: February 27, 2016 11:45 PM »
Tune in tomorrow to find out.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2016 08:41 PM by Bamyasi »

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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2016 12:26 AM »
while fury load was genius there's no way in hell the academy would allow plebian/populist drivel featuring mostly white people to win any award.

UNLESS they can play the feminist angle in which case it will clear house

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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2016 02:12 AM »
look forward to scoffing at a list of results the day after

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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2016 07:58 AM »
I'm already scoffing pretty hard.

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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2016 11:01 AM »
WHITE PEOPLE

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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2016 02:17 PM »
when u need ur own oscars its jigaboo time its jigaboo time
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2016 02:28 PM »
didgeridoobie
"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."

"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2016 05:17 PM »
15 minutes to zero hour.

Is anyone else drunk for this.

Because I am.

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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2016 05:36 PM »
i would be if i was in your shoes

keep us updated on all the circlejerking shenanigans

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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2016 06:06 PM »
Chris Rocks is making cringey race jokes which makes the presentation actually somewhat entertaining for once.

I've called 2/2 winners so far without having seen the movies so that's how predictable this idiocy is.

The only thing I'm going to be really mad about is if Hertzfeldt doesn't win.

Miller obviously deserves everything and will get it so I'm not really worried.

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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2016 06:24 PM »
Mad Max has won two so far (Costume and Production design).

So that's good.

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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2016 06:27 PM »
THREE FOR THREE BITCHES LET'S GO.

BEST MAKEUP WHAT WHAT.

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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2016 06:44 PM »
HOLY SHIT FOUR IN A ROW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WITNESSING THIS WHAT A LOVELY DAY.

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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2016 07:14 PM »
Well my favorite movie lost why do I bother getting emotionally invested in this.

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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2016 08:30 PM »
at least it's a good day to be mediocre

tfw 6 oscars

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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2016 08:39 PM »
FUCK YOU INARRITU.

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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2016 08:42 PM »
Also how did it lose best VFX to Ex Machina what the fuck.

I'm also kind of mad Cinematography went to that hack Lubezki. His movies look crap and The Revenant was like 95% natural light.

At least I got to see my husbando present an award.



His face sums up my entire reaction to this shitshow.

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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2016 09:38 PM »
well im glad leo finally got an oscar but on the other hand The Revenant was kinda 'meh' to me.

he should have gotten it for Wolf of Wall Street but thats long gone now.

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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2016 09:45 PM »
WHITE PEOPLE
says THE WHITEST PERSON HERE

jesus fucking christ either be proud of your own ethnicity or go do a reverse michael jackson

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