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« on: March 31, 2008 12:58 AM »
gee guyz how do i makes preloader???
« Last Edit: April 1, 2008 08:48 PM by bug »

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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008 01:17 AM »
we all could send dumbass shit in and it would probably get accepted. zekey looks like hes makin something too

it just pains me to see this stuff right now. the staff seem to be pretty desperate for new viewers, and since the most popular new movie on the site is metal gear awesome they just figured "hey lets cash in on the metal gear cash cow and bring in a bunch more shitty new members"
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008 01:22 AM »
Yeh, lets all make shit to send in =D

hell, ive never even played Metal Gear, but since when do video game parodies need jokes that have anything to do with the game?

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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008 01:31 AM »
lmao do it
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008 01:31 AM »
Snake gets Anonymous on his intercom, omfg the epic lol would be truly epic!

Sounds like the kinda shit NG would love.

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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008 01:37 AM »
ill show snake getting pwned using the shitty original metal gear sprites
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008 01:44 AM »
I think i might just make my part entirely with penises.

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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008 01:52 AM »
dun dun dundundun
« Last Edit: March 31, 2008 01:53 AM by FreekC »
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008 01:57 AM »
dat nub got pwned
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008 03:17 AM »
Snake: penis penis penis cock
Colonel: cock penis penis cock dick, cock penis
Snake: penis cock cock penis dick cock penis dick dick
Colonel: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS
Snake: I HAVE PORNOGRAPHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT
porn
Colonel: OH I MUST SAY THAT WAS EXCELLENT PORNOGRAPHY
Snake: SPLEEEEEN
Colonel: MY HEAD A SPLODE
Snake: oh fuck I just got shot in the DICK!!
Colonel: pwned noob

catering to the typical Newgrounds user
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008 03:43 AM »
we should all just make our own shitty metal gear collab to this song

the submit it all legit and co-author tom and stamper and people
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008 04:21 AM »
Im in

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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008 04:28 AM »
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we should all just make our own shitty metal gear collab to this song

the submit it all legit and co-author tom and stamper and people


 oh fuck yes let's do it. I love that song lmfao.

REMIX REMIX

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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008 04:56 AM »
solid snake solid snake

can you ever hear what im saying

im gonna kick your ass
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008 06:35 AM »
holy shit guys

it's only 200 dollars
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008 07:39 AM »
were not doing it to try and win you stupid lion
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2008 07:40 AM »
I think I'll make one called "Metal Queer Solid." The flash will (obviously) be totally gay.

The flash would be featuring JohnnyUtah Sasaki and that gay agent in tight suit Solid Snake.

Pretty much THE MOST ORIGINAL MOVIE EVER MADE.
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008 09:37 AM »
Quote from: FreekC
we should all just make our own shitty metal gear collab to this song

the submit it all legit and co-author tom and stamper and people
That would be pretty funny if you guys made your own MGS collab that mocks the entire NG MGS project and submitted it on the same day the big MGS collab gets submitted.

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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008 11:38 AM »
^

we could either do that, or co-author the right people and make it look like it IS the NG metal gear collab

i have little knowledge of NG, so if somebody could let me know the possibility factor of this
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008 12:06 PM »
yes let's
what day is their collab done
i hope it's in the summer