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« on: March 7, 2017 02:15 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: March 7, 2017 03:57 AM »
>peasants buying consoles on launch day

when will they ever learn?

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« Reply #2 on: March 7, 2017 04:33 AM »
Same people who still get excited about Zelba and Σario games yeah.

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« Reply #3 on: March 8, 2017 01:41 PM »
i like the screaming sound it makes i would like that as a feature
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« Reply #4 on: March 9, 2017 08:18 PM »
I may get one if I ever get a spare 300 dollars, Breath of the bunghole seems like quite a good game and a refreshing break from both zelda and standard open world meme games, It personally gives me the vibe of being the magic medieval version of what MGSV was *supposed* to be

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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2017 03:38 AM »
I may get one if I ever get a spare 300 dollars, Breath of the bunghole seems like quite a good game and a refreshing break from both zelda and standard open world meme games, It personally gives me the vibe of being the magic medieval version of what MGSV was *supposed* to be
I try not to give naysayers too much credence simply for going against the grain, but don't forget SS and UT received similar universal praise at launch.

I think giving players "exactly what they (think) they want" is dangerous because they almost never actually know what would make a game good before playing it, which leads you to cultivating promotional personalities based on hubris and God-complexes, which lead to games like FO4 and NMS.




Nier: Automata on the other hand is actually incredible do believe the hype. Hats off for Yoko Taro he's finally the critical darling he always deserved 2b.

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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2017 08:43 AM »
it blows my mind people will buy a console for one game

that's upwards of $300 for something you might only use a handful of hours and never pick up again

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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2017 09:29 AM »
i went to the rental store and they had a new section for the switch that had a whopping two games in it

interested in the switch but no way in hell am i gettin it in its curent state

Nier: Automata on the other hand is actually incredible do believe the hype.
still trying to decide to get it on ps4 or wait until after ive gotten a new GPU
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2017 08:12 PM »
it blows my mind people will buy a console for one game

that's upwards of $300 for something you might only use a handful of hours and never pick up again
I'll admit I bought a Wii U pretty much exclusively for Bayonetta 2, but the addition of some other games like Pikmin 3, S&SASRT, Xenoblade X, Devil's Third Splatoon and some Kecmo musuos made the purchase overall worthwhile (Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE as well had it not been butchered to shit). It's still a garbage console compared to its predecessors.

But yeah it does not make sense to buy a Switch at launch. No console has had a good launch since like the DC and PS2.

still trying to decide to get it on ps4 or wait until after ive gotten a new GPU
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2017 09:14 PM »
I'd say just depends on how much you like Modding Android Ass.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2017 10:39 PM »
Honestly the really shitty thing about the whole thing with consoles at launch is that it kind of matters a lot on the investment side how well a console does when it's first released. Would investors (and in Nintendo's case, 3rd Party devs) be confident about investing in the Switch or some other new console if it doesn't have a lot of initial demand?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go buy Mario Kart 8 at full price again.

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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2017 11:41 PM »
i wish nintendo's hardware would fail so we could get these games ported to PC, because i'm selfish

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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2017 01:08 AM »
I'd say just depends on how much you like Modding Android Ass.

What else would it depend on.

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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2017 08:49 PM »
But Splatoon 2!!

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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2017 02:03 AM »
The fact it's not called Splat2n is reason enough for me to question buying it.

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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2017 03:39 AM »
>team-based shooter with no voip

my team needs to know they are shitters

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« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2017 10:34 AM »
It's amazing how much more the recent console Zelba games, especially this one, seem like generic western mid fantasy than the N64 carts did. Putting VA in these games was a mistake.


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Majora's Mask I think is the last game that really holds up exceedingly well. WW is just relatively shallow and TP was a total mess. Didn't even finish SS.