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February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.

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« on: March 1, 2016 08:48 AM »
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eyyyyy, N E 1 gettin' hitched?
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« Reply #1 on: March 1, 2016 09:04 AM »
Actually, TIL that girls being traditionally allowed to propose to guys on the 29th February is an Irish thing. C'est la vie en rose, I suppose, though I'm afraid that putting the making of this thread on the long finger would mean the craic would be wasted. Sure yea, that's a fret. Cheers, sound.
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« Reply #2 on: March 1, 2016 09:07 AM »
dont need no archaic, impractical religious institution validating my loves, but when i do get inevitably cave and get hitched we will be serving poke at the reception


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« Reply #4 on: March 1, 2016 10:16 AM »
Any girl who was confident enough to propose to me I'd marry in a heartbeat.

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« Reply #5 on: March 1, 2016 10:47 AM »
dont need no archaic, impractical religious institution validating my loves, but when i do get inevitably cave and get hitched we will be serving poke at the reception
How neat! A lot of people aren't very into fish though, will you also be serving anything else, or should they collectively go and fuck themselves?

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Any girl who was confident enough to propose to me I'd marry in a heartbeat.
What about a stranger?

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« Reply #6 on: March 1, 2016 07:02 PM »
dont need no archaic, impractical religious institution validating my loves, but when i do get inevitably cave and get hitched we will be serving poke at the reception



wow wtf, poke is like chirashizushi but better

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« Reply #7 on: March 1, 2016 08:58 PM »
What about a stranger?
I accept.

Where shall we have the wedding?

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« Reply #8 on: March 2, 2016 12:53 AM »
That's something worth discussing with the stranger who I hire to propose to you whilst pretending to be me.
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« Reply #9 on: March 6, 2016 03:29 AM »
worst thread ever

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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2016 02:53 PM »
worst thread ever
I guess it is pretty easy to dismiss things as unfunny shitposting when you don't get the point.
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2016 07:38 PM »
The cute new waitress at the Mediterranean restaurant today said my surname was "cool" and "very rare" when she took my card.

What does this mean, TBA? Does she want it?

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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2016 01:06 PM »
The cute new waitress at the Mediterranean restaurant today said my surname was "cool" and "very rare" when she took my card.

What does this mean, TBA? Does she want it?

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no. she's working for tips. she's being nice to you so that you might tip her more #reality

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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2016 02:01 PM »
Yeah it was a joke I know how it works.

Then again aren't love and marriage more or less the same in that regard?

Really makes you think.

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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2016 03:16 PM »
what is the point in this thread who cares
"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."

"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

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« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2016 03:43 PM »
dont even reply, this thread should not exist, do not reply, let it die
"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."

"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2016 03:48 PM »
You wound me to my core, bitter and broken.
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« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2016 03:48 PM »
youve already lost
"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."

"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

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« Last Edit: March 19, 2016 04:01 PM by Unless »
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