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« on: February 23, 2009 09:15 PM »
Your order details are as follows:
Order ID: xxxxxxx
Product   Unit Price   Qty   Total
Puma Swede Fleshlight   $79.95   1   $79.95

Sub Total
$79.95

Tax
$0.00

Shipping
$13.60

Total
$93.55

i ordered 2nd day shipping, so hopefully it will come on thursday

i'll tell you guys my experiences

i got the special puma swede fleshlight

https://www.fleshlight.com/flg/


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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009 09:18 PM »
Oh what the FUCK Billy!









































































Bwahahahaha
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009 09:47 PM »
i found my brothers once it was the worst experience

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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009 10:05 PM »
swede

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009 11:19 PM »
hahaa...
have fun





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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009 01:04 AM »
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swede



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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009 02:33 AM »



???
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009 02:49 AM »
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swede


 


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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2009 04:59 AM »
dane?

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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009 05:06 AM »
lmao... I can't believe you've actually spent 80$ on a piece of synthetic

I got a rubber pussy for my 18th birthday because some pals thought it would be fucking funny... The only fucking funny thing was that the same guys who gave it to me sticked beer bottles, pretzel sticks and other shit in it so it broke the same day

Until now I haven't tried it and I'm pretty sure that I will never do so. There will be enough other pathetic things beside plugging your sausage into a vibrating piece of plastic you could tell your grandchildren of in a few decades ...
« Last Edit: February 24, 2009 05:08 AM by Kott »
:3

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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009 05:18 AM »
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shut up you skinny white ugly prick

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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009 06:10 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2009 07:16 AM »
for that much money you probably couldhave gotten a cheap hooker to blow you everyday for a month

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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2009 07:47 AM »
$90 for a piece of vibrating plastic. what a quality investment.

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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2009 07:48 AM »
one hundred dollars

you better pass that along to your children when you pass away

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« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2009 11:13 AM »
why don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?

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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2009 11:22 AM »
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why don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?
i am dead

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« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2009 11:23 AM »
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why don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?
I don't think it has arrived yet...
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« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2009 12:12 PM »
ahahahaha

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« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2009 08:23 PM »
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why don\\\'t you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?
I don\\\'t think it has arrived yet...
you don\\\'t have enough posts to give me shit motherfucker

and we\\\'re waiting until marriage