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« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2009 08:26 PM »

too bad...so sad
« Last Edit: February 24, 2009 08:27 PM by Ryan T. »

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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2009 04:09 PM »
Quote from: Billy
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why don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?
I don't think it has arrived yet...
you don't have enough posts to give me shit motherfucker

and we're waiting until marriage
 
Oh yeah! You're gonna have the same pussy for all your life instead of enjoying the freedom to try around a little before being sure, even before being able to judge that she's the one!

...naw wait... you still got your fleshlight!  
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:3

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« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2009 04:22 PM »
isn't kott the "balls on forehead" guy

a
« Last Edit: February 26, 2009 05:02 PM by Flash »

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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2009 04:24 PM »
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isn't kott the "balls on forehead" guy
Yes, but this topic is about fleshlights, sir
« Last Edit: February 26, 2009 04:25 PM by Kott »
:3

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« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2009 04:26 PM »
Quote from: Flash
a

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« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2009 04:32 PM »
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and we're waiting until marriage
 

gutted.

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« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2009 03:33 AM »
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kott, the "balls on forehead" guy
sounds like a great new movie title



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« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2009 05:43 PM »
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Sashura
why don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?
I don't think it has arrived yet...
you don't have enough posts to give me shit motherfucker

and we're waiting until marriage
 
Oh yeah! You're gonna have the same pussy for all your life instead of enjoying the freedom to try around a little before being sure, even before being able to judge that she's the one!

...naw wait... you still got your fleshlight!  
(+1)
because obviously the only way to know if you like someone is by putting your dick into them

where did you come up with that flawed logic? god you're a stupid new member x

sex is sex and you can have it with any girl, it's the other things that are more important, but you wouldn't know that because you're a fucking idiot. i've dated more than one girl, believe it or not. you're going to be fucked when you marry someone because the sex is so hot, and then 10 years down the road you realize that you aren't compatible at all and you get divorced

get the fuck outta here

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« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2009 06:00 PM »
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Sashura
why don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?
I don't think it has arrived yet...
you don't have enough posts to give me shit motherfucker

and we're waiting until marriage
 
Oh yeah! You're gonna have the same pussy for all your life instead of enjoying the freedom to try around a little before being sure, even before being able to judge that she's the one!

...naw wait... you still got your fleshlight!  
(+1)
because obviously the only way to know if you like someone is by putting your dick into them

where did you come up with that flawed logic? god you're a stupid new member x

sex is sex and you can have it with any girl, it's the other things that are more important, but you wouldn't know that because you're a fucking idiot. i've dated more than one girl, believe it or not. you're going to be fucked when you marry someone because the sex is so hot, and then 10 years down the road you realize that you aren't compatible at all and you get divorced

get the fuck outta here

billy that was beautiful and im not even being a smartass

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« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2009 06:07 PM »
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Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Sashura
why don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?
I don't think it has arrived yet...
you don't have enough posts to give me shit motherfucker

and we're waiting until marriage
 
Oh yeah! You're gonna have the same pussy for all your life instead of enjoying the freedom to try around a little before being sure, even before being able to judge that she's the one!

...naw wait... you still got your fleshlight!  
(+1)
because obviously the only way to know if you like someone is by putting your dick into them

where did you come up with that flawed logic? god you're a stupid new member x

sex is sex and you can have it with any girl, it's the other things that are more important, but you wouldn't know that because you're a fucking idiot. i've dated more than one girl, believe it or not. you're going to be fucked when you marry someone because the sex is so hot, and then 10 years down the road you realize that you aren't compatible at all and you get divorced

get the fuck outta here

billy that was beautiful and im not even being a smartass

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« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2009 06:27 PM »
billy is correct you know!
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

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« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2009 10:56 PM »
pwned

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« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2009 11:52 PM »
your right.  good job

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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2009 09:44 AM »
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because obviously the only way to know if you like someone is by putting your dick into them
lmao... ok, you won!
:3

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« Reply #34 on: March 2, 2009 03:52 PM »
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TRUE LOVE IS

DO YOU

HUH



THEN SUCK MY DICK AND FIND OUT
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

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« Reply #35 on: March 2, 2009 04:04 PM »
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: dicksinthebutt
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Sashura
why don't you just fuck your really hot girlfriend instead?
I don't think it has arrived yet...
you don't have enough posts to give me shit motherfucker

and we're waiting until marriage
 
Oh yeah! You're gonna have the same pussy for all your life instead of enjoying the freedom to try around a little before being sure, even before being able to judge that she's the one!

...naw wait... you still got your fleshlight!  
(+1)
because obviously the only way to know if you like someone is by putting your dick into them

where did you come up with that flawed logic? god you're a stupid new member x

sex is sex and you can have it with any girl, it's the other things that are more important, but you wouldn't know that because you're a fucking idiot. i've dated more than one girl, believe it or not. you're going to be fucked when you marry someone because the sex is so hot, and then 10 years down the road you realize that you aren't compatible at all and you get divorced

get the fuck outta here

billy that was beautiful and im not even being a smartass


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« Reply #36 on: March 2, 2009 04:18 PM »
billy you're stupid
of course putting your dick into them is the only way to find out if you like them or not

where did you get the flawed logic that it would not be the only way?

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« Reply #37 on: March 2, 2009 04:30 PM »
What is this crap? Wheres the porn????? Hello, the title of this video should be "Hey, I'm the creator, and i am gay!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Instead of hot hentia fuckers! theres not even any friggin' hentai!!!!! See what i mean? GAY!!!!!!

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« Reply #38 on: March 2, 2009 04:30 PM »
Maybe Americans are different... dunno... I think it's much easier like this, tho...
[size=]I'm gonna have a conversation with my dearest family now[/size]
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« Reply #39 on: March 2, 2009 04:31 PM »
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Maybe Americans are different... dunno... I think it's much easier like this, tho...
[size=]I'm gonna have a conversation with my dearest family now[/size]
stop bumping this damn thread, anyways mark my words