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« on: April 5, 2011 08:50 AM »
don't put Twinkies on your pizza

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« Reply #1 on: April 5, 2011 09:05 AM »
don't put liquid dish soap in the dishwasher

<+slack> the pussy eats the cum

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« Reply #2 on: April 5, 2011 09:14 AM »
Don't preheat the pan too long when you're going to cook rice in it.
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

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« Reply #3 on: April 5, 2011 02:53 PM »
dont poop
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« Reply #4 on: April 5, 2011 08:54 PM »
If life has you down and things are not going your way, maybe you should drown yourself in a pool.

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« Reply #5 on: April 5, 2011 09:38 PM »
It's better to sleep early and try in the morning than to finish it at 3:00am


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im on da
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OH GOD EVERYTHING IS HOMESTUCK"

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« Reply #6 on: April 6, 2011 03:09 AM »
someday you will die

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« Reply #7 on: April 6, 2011 03:26 AM »
Don't stick it in your pooper
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« Reply #8 on: April 6, 2011 04:51 AM »
fuck the government

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« Reply #9 on: April 6, 2011 12:03 PM »
if you ever get in a fight, body shots (ribs, liver, solar plexus) do more damage and hurt more than if hit in the face.

buy your books and comics used from amazon so save lots-o-cash

spray butter fucking sucks

don't piss in the wind



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« Reply #10 on: April 6, 2011 12:14 PM »
smoke weed everyday

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« Reply #11 on: April 6, 2011 12:36 PM »
don't mix coffee and mashed potatoes

don't soak your contact lenses in ginger ale

don't get pepper on your dic

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« Reply #12 on: April 6, 2011 01:01 PM »
always leave a note

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« Reply #13 on: April 6, 2011 01:57 PM »
Live free or don't

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« Reply #14 on: April 6, 2011 02:37 PM »
never drink a glass of wine before catching the last train of the day
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<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
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<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
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<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

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« Reply #15 on: April 9, 2011 10:25 PM »
it's very attractive to choke to death

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« Reply #16 on: April 9, 2011 10:42 PM »
if you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
4:08 PM - ExBerian: can you draw me a nina williams being (fucked)
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[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2011 12:39 PM »
give advice, take none.

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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2011 01:12 PM »
Never Eat Soggy Waffles

that's how you remember north, east, south west

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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2011 01:27 PM »
Pluto isn't a planet anymore. My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming
indeed
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.