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« on: April 29, 2016 08:45 AM »
I set up an automatic EMT response system on this thread so that anyone who responds will get medical treatment within 24 hours of posting here.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2016 09:33 AM by d-floe »

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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2016 03:57 PM »



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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2016 02:48 AM »
Get up, get up, get up, get up!
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!

Oh, baby now let's get down tonight

Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger

And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine

Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual healing baby, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that's good for me

Whenever blue teardrops are fallin'
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby

And honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the thing you're dealing
Ohh I can tell you, darling, that it's sexual healing

Get up, get up, get up, get up
Let's make love tonight
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
'Cause you do it right

Baby, I got sick this mornin'
A sea was stormin' inside of me
Baby, I think I'm capsizin'
The waves are risin' and risin'

And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us

Sexual healing, baby, it's good for me
Sexual healing is something that's good for me
Well, it's good for me and it's so good to me my baby, ohh

Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind, soon we'll be making it, honey
I'll be feeling fine,
You're my medicine, open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great, I can't wait for you to operate

I can't wait for you to operate

When I get this feeling
I need sexual healing
Oh when I get this feeling
I need sexual healing
I gotta have sexual healing, darling
'Cause I'm all alone
Sexual healing, darling
Till you come back home

Please don't procrastinate
It's not good to masturbate

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« Reply #3 on: May 3, 2016 08:18 AM »


I need help.

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« Reply #4 on: May 6, 2016 01:45 AM »
wow how convenient some guy just threatened to stab me in exactly 23 & 3/4 hours

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« Reply #5 on: May 6, 2016 10:29 AM »
wow how convenient some guy just threatened to stab me in exactly 23 & 3/4 hours
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« Reply #6 on: May 6, 2016 11:27 AM »


My heart just broke.

Send emergency dispatch.