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Billy
post Mar 3 2009, 05:05 PM
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HELLO NEWGROUNDS !!!

Portal Defenders is a big piece of shit, polished to look like a gem. The gameplay has been tweaked to be fun for the programmer, who obviously knows all the ins and outs of the game. Sure, you can look at the walkthrough, but then you're a huge faggot, and if you spend more than 10 minutes playing the game, you're investing time into learning a useless game that's no fun. It's like eating a really dry chicken when there is moist chicken all around that you can enjoy right now. The learning curve wouldn't even be acceptable as a console game. It's just plain bullshit and the game takes place in the same goddamn room, fighting against enemies who have longer range than you and instant reaction times, your only option for success is to use tactics that only make sense due to the characters inability to point up and down, or risk getting caught in an infinite combo getting double teamed by either side.

It's pretty good for the internet I guess

It's better than mindchamber's stupid NG Rumble tho that was really gay

This post has been edited by rtil: Jul 1 2009, 08:27 PM
Reason for edit: ALERT THE PRESS
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psi43
post Mar 3 2009, 05:06 PM
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yeah it was kinda lame but still I enjoyed it more than ng rumble that was horrible

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Billy
post Mar 3 2009, 05:07 PM
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ugh mindchambermindchamber mindchamber mindchambermindchamber ng rumble was such a waste of kb
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zNelson24
post Mar 3 2009, 05:09 PM
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Other than the fact that Newgrounds Rumble has a small character list, and dosent support 4-man multiplayer, I dont see anything wrong with that game. NG Rumble just seems like one of those get together games like Super Smash Bros or those wrestling titles (providing you were under the age of 10 during the 90s).
-zNelson24
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psi43
post Mar 3 2009, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE(Billy @ Mar 4 2009, 02:07 AM) *
ugh mindchambermindchamber mindchamber mindchambermindchamber ng rumble was such a waste of kb


yeah it seriously caused a downfall of NG (and I thought it wasn't even possible)

QUOTE(zNelson24 @ Mar 4 2009, 02:09 AM) *
Other than the fact that Newgrounds Rumble has a small character list, and dosent support 4-man multiplayer, I dont see anything wrong with that game. NG Rumble just seems like one of those get together games like Super Smash Bros or those wrestling titles (providing you were under the age of 10 during the 90s).


maybe but mindchamber made it

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Mal'akh
post Mar 3 2009, 05:31 PM
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yeah has mindchamber ever even done anything worthwhile
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rtil
post Mar 3 2009, 05:32 PM
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if you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile
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Hammi
post Mar 3 2009, 05:41 PM
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Can you put newgrounds on a resume?
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

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rtil
post Mar 3 2009, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE(Hammi @ Mar 3 2009, 05:41 PM) *
Can you put newgrounds on a resume?

you can put mcdonalds on a resume
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Tom
post Mar 3 2009, 05:50 PM
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It's pretty good for the internet I guess

QUOTE(rtil @ Sep 5 2007, 07:08 PM) *
banned

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Toonmore
post Mar 3 2009, 05:55 PM
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i thought it was fun until trying to kill wadolf a couple of times, then it was "okay there's no skill to this game"

this


reminds me of
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nonzop
post Mar 3 2009, 05:58 PM
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hey psi43 you still burning that mindchamber patch i hope you are that would be funny cool.gif






lmao
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Mightydein
post Mar 3 2009, 06:31 PM
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The creator of the game wasn't creative enough to come up with a premise that is not basically a cheap attempt to suck up to the site it was posted on.

Is it really that hard to think of original characters and not make a game that is about newgrounds?


There is no quality control settings at the off chance that it will lag on shittier computers.

It also lacks a password engine, saves or anyway to pick up from where you left off.

I only played one or two levels because it's the same as every other beat em game i played as child anyways.

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LordZeebmork
post Mar 3 2009, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE(Mightydein @ Mar 3 2009, 09:31 PM) *
There is no quality control settings at the off chance that it will lag on shittier computers.

press q
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tos
post Mar 3 2009, 06:42 PM
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what

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21:34 emin:they should fuckin remake majoras mask
21:34 emin:but with nice graphix and more temples
21:34 J_Seed they should FUCK YOU

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ansel
post Mar 3 2009, 06:48 PM
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QUOTE(rtil @ Mar 3 2009, 07:32 PM) *
if you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile


that's not very nice
QUOTE(Factory @ Sep 23 2009, 07:11 PM) *
shut up you skinny white ugly prick

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nonzop
post Mar 3 2009, 06:59 PM
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i love this thread i hope kirbopher posts that would be great
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rtil
post Mar 3 2009, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(ansel @ Mar 3 2009, 06:48 PM) *
QUOTE(rtil @ Mar 3 2009, 07:32 PM) *
if you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile


that's not very nice

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f0d
post Mar 3 2009, 08:00 PM
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QUOTE(Tom @ Mar 3 2009, 05:50 PM) *
It's pretty good for the internet I guess

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I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .
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f0d
post Mar 3 2009, 08:05 PM
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finally got the game to work btw

it sucked dick

the newspaper at the gameover was a stab at tba too, i take it

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I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .
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