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 swell  Group: Members Posts: 4,542 Joined: 26-September 07 Member No.: 528 Programmer 
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HELLO NEWGROUNDS !!!
Portal Defenders is a big piece of shit, polished to look like a gem. The gameplay has been tweaked to be fun for the programmer, who obviously knows all the ins and outs of the game. Sure, you can look at the walkthrough, but then you're a huge faggot, and if you spend more than 10 minutes playing the game, you're investing time into learning a useless game that's no fun. It's like eating a really dry chicken when there is moist chicken all around that you can enjoy right now. The learning curve wouldn't even be acceptable as a console game. It's just plain bullshit and the game takes place in the same goddamn room, fighting against enemies who have longer range than you and instant reaction times, your only option for success is to use tactics that only make sense due to the characters inability to point up and down, or risk getting caught in an infinite combo getting double teamed by either side. It's pretty good for the internet I guess It's better than mindchamber's stupid NG Rumble tho that was really gay This post has been edited by rtil: Jul 1 2009, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE(MarcK @ Jul 15 2010, 01:24 AM)  once when I was lie 13 or so i was reading harry potter 5 nude, got bored of reading, and to mix things up just used my penis as a follower to keep my place. Maybe this is the common source of strange booksmell because I know I'm not the only one here who's done it.  |
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Mar 3 2009, 05:06 PM
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 swell Group: Beta Testers Posts: 7,891 Joined: 3-October 06 Member No.: 30 
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yeah it was kinda lame but still I enjoyed it more than ng rumble that was horrible
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Mar 3 2009, 05:07 PM
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swell Group: Members Posts: 4,542 Joined: 26-September 07 Member No.: 528 Programmer
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ugh mindchambermindchamber mindchamber mindchambermindchamber ng rumble was such a waste of kb
QUOTE(MarcK @ Jul 15 2010, 01:24 AM) once when I was lie 13 or so i was reading harry potter 5 nude, got bored of reading, and to mix things up just used my penis as a follower to keep my place. Maybe this is the common source of strange booksmell because I know I'm not the only one here who's done it. |
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Mar 3 2009, 05:09 PM
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sap Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 26-January 09 Member No.: 1,000 Other 
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Other than the fact that Newgrounds Rumble has a small character list, and dosent support 4-man multiplayer, I dont see anything wrong with that game. NG Rumble just seems like one of those get together games like Super Smash Bros or those wrestling titles (providing you were under the age of 10 during the 90s).
-zNelson24
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Mar 3 2009, 05:13 PM
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swell Group: Beta Testers Posts: 7,891 Joined: 3-October 06 Member No.: 30
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QUOTE(Billy @ Mar 4 2009, 02:07 AM) ugh mindchambermindchamber mindchamber mindchambermindchamber ng rumble was such a waste of kb yeah it seriously caused a downfall of NG (and I thought it wasn't even possible) QUOTE(zNelson24 @ Mar 4 2009, 02:09 AM) Other than the fact that Newgrounds Rumble has a small character list, and dosent support 4-man multiplayer, I dont see anything wrong with that game. NG Rumble just seems like one of those get together games like Super Smash Bros or those wrestling titles (providing you were under the age of 10 during the 90s). maybe but mindchamber made it |
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Mar 3 2009, 05:31 PM
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 big six Group: Members Posts: 3,002 Joined: 9-April 08 Member No.: 697
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yeah has mindchamber ever even done anything worthwhile
j "the seed" seed: #1 supermod
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Mar 3 2009, 05:32 PM
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 Administrator Group: Root Admin Posts: 14,726 Joined: 21-September 06 Member No.: 1 Animator: Flash CS4
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if you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile
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Mar 3 2009, 05:41 PM
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 real mccoy Group: Members Posts: 2,590 Joined: 3-January 08 Member No.: 600 
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Can you put newgrounds on a resume?
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki <GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn  |
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Mar 3 2009, 05:49 PM
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Administrator Group: Root Admin Posts: 14,726 Joined: 21-September 06 Member No.: 1 Animator: Flash CS4
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QUOTE(Hammi @ Mar 3 2009, 05:41 PM) Can you put newgrounds on a resume? you can put mcdonalds on a resume |
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Mar 3 2009, 05:50 PM
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 palooka Group: Members Posts: 491 Joined: 3-September 07 Member No.: 498 Animator: Flash CS3 
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It's pretty good for the internet I guess
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Mar 3 2009, 05:55 PM
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 palooka Group: Members Posts: 485 Joined: 26-October 08 Member No.: 931 Animator: Flash CS4
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i thought it was fun until trying to kill wadolf a couple of times, then it was "okay there's no skill to this game"
this  reminds me of 
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Mar 3 2009, 05:58 PM
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 real mccoy Group: Beta Testers Posts: 2,287 Joined: 13-October 08 Member No.: 922 Artist: Traditional
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hey psi43 you still burning that mindchamber patch i hope you are that would be funny
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Mar 3 2009, 06:31 PM
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 reuben Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 26-January 09 Member No.: 1,001
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The creator of the game wasn't creative enough to come up with a premise that is not basically a cheap attempt to suck up to the site it was posted on.
Is it really that hard to think of original characters and not make a game that is about newgrounds? There is no quality control settings at the off chance that it will lag on shittier computers. It also lacks a password engine, saves or anyway to pick up from where you left off. I only played one or two levels because it's the same as every other beat em game i played as child anyways. This post has been edited by Mightydein: Mar 3 2009, 06:33 PM |
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Mar 3 2009, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE(Mightydein @ Mar 3 2009, 09:31 PM) There is no quality control settings at the off chance that it will lag on shittier computers. press q |
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Mar 3 2009, 06:42 PM
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 big six Group: Members Posts: 3,598 Joined: 19-October 08 Member No.: 926 Animator: Flash 8 
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what
This post has been edited by eman: Mar 4 2009, 05:23 AM   <nonzop> tba is just borin emans just mad cuz it doesnt have any favorite cereal/fish/dog/smell threads which we all know he luvs so mucg |
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Mar 3 2009, 06:48 PM
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 real mccoy Group: Members Posts: 2,040 Joined: 12-August 08 Member No.: 856 Animator: Flash CS3
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QUOTE(rtil @ Mar 3 2009, 07:32 PM) if you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile that's not very nice QUOTE(Factory @ Sep 23 2009, 07:11 PM) shut up you skinny white ugly prick |
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Mar 3 2009, 06:59 PM
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real mccoy Group: Beta Testers Posts: 2,287 Joined: 13-October 08 Member No.: 922 Artist: Traditional
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i love this thread i hope kirbopher posts that would be great
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Mar 3 2009, 06:59 PM
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Administrator Group: Root Admin Posts: 14,726 Joined: 21-September 06 Member No.: 1 Animator: Flash CS4
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QUOTE(ansel @ Mar 3 2009, 06:48 PM) QUOTE(rtil @ Mar 3 2009, 07:32 PM) if you're working for newgrounds you're not doing anything worthwhile that's not very nice 
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Mar 3 2009, 08:00 PM
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 real mccoy Group: Members Posts: 2,994 Joined: 27-February 08 Member No.: 660
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QUOTE(Tom @ Mar 3 2009, 05:50 PM) It's pretty good for the internet I guess 
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .
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Mar 3 2009, 08:05 PM
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real mccoy Group: Members Posts: 2,994 Joined: 27-February 08 Member No.: 660
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finally got the game to work btw
it sucked dick the newspaper at the gameover was a stab at tba too, i take it This post has been edited by f0d: Mar 3 2009, 09:40 PM I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .
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