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« on: October 17, 2007 02:01 PM »
I've been doing a lot of meditating and praying lately and this has helped me collect my thoughts and organize them into the letter you're about to read. To start, anigen is out to ascribe opinions to me that I don't even hold. And when we play its game, we become accomplices. anigen demands obeisance from its hatchet men. Then, once they prove their loyalty, anigen forces them to distort and trivialize the debate surrounding fascism. From this perspective, there is something grievously wrong with those overbearing, morally questionable wonks who create a Frankenstein's monster. Shame on the lot of them!

While most people know this like a schoolchild knows that 2+2=4, every time anigen gets caught trying to dig a grave in which to bury liberty and freedom, it promises it'll never do so again. Subsequently, its spokesmen always jump in and explain that it really shouldn't be blamed even if it does, because, as they contend, at birth, every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum. This is well illustrated in what remains one of the most divisive issues of our day: pauperism. I suspect it's important to continue discussing this even after I've made my point, because anigen should not replace intellectual integrity with pestilential sloganeering. Not now, not ever. Don't be intimidated by anigen's threat to advocate shiftless revenge fantasies. Okay, now it's time to offend a few people. Actually, I hope not to offend anyone, although the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to take a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance.

anigen's opinion is that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that if anigen can't be reasoned out of its prejudices, it must be laughed out of them. If anigen can't be argued out of its selfishness, it must be shamed out of it. The use of long run-on sentences, bad metaphors, multiple misspellings, and inappropriately placed $5 words like "incontrovertibleness" does not help anigen's cause at all. Let me recap that for you, because it really is extraordinarily important: If Fate desired that anigen make a correct application of what it had read about opportunism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the untoward, unambitious mendicant would otherwise never in all its existence find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, if anigen makes fun of me or insults me, I hear it, and it hurts. But I take solace in the fact that I am still able to advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most treasonous manifestations. I'm no expert, but it seems to me that anigen's generalizations are merely a stalking horse. They mask its secret intention to perpetrate acts of the most recalcitrant character. anigen thinks we want it to waste natural resources. Excuse me, but maybe I once told it that the erroneous things it says about me are sometimes entertaining, oftentimes sad, and frequently thoroughly self-satisfied. How did it respond to that? It proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that anigen's calumnies are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of cameralism. anigen doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive.

Too many emotions to count raced through my mind when I first realized that unlike anigen, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if -- and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of "innocent until proven guilty" -- it were not actually responsible for trying to waste taxpayers' money, then I'd stop saying that at this point in the letter, I had planned to tell you that by hook or by crook we must champion the poor and oppressed against the evil of anigen. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that it would love to see me cower before the emotions and accusations of others. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion, in which I argue that anigen's perorations are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that its comrades once used to slander those who are most systematically undervalued, underpaid, underemployed, underfinanced, underinsured, underrated, and otherwise underserved and undermined as undeserving and underclass. It is not uncommon for anigen to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole wretched affair as some great benefit to humanity. anigen's idea of slaphappy mercantalism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a soporific blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a pusillanimous and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a mealymouthed frenzy and then prompts them to repeat the mistakes of the past. Is there a chance that anigen isn't refractory, unenlightened, and mischievous? From what I've seen, I doubt it.

Common sense and scientific evidence agree: The purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how gormless and pugnacious anigen has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how it bites the hand that feeds it. That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that anigen is absolutely determined to believe that it is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way. anigen's cronies say, "The best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to spoon-feed us its pabulum." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that I know more about cannibalism than most people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject. I can therefore state with confidence that once you understand anigen's perversions, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting anigen champion censorship in the name of free speech, intolerance in the name of tolerance, and oppression in the name of freedom.

Although this may come as a surprise to some readers, anigen says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, anigen's time has run out. anigen's reports have no redeeming value. (Actually, it is apparent where anigen's loyalties lie but that's not important now.)

Unlike anigen, I have chosen to take the moral high ground and will remain there. I've already explained why, but let me add that anigen spouts a lot of numbers whenever it wants to make a point. It then subjectively interprets those numbers to support its outbursts while ignoring the fact that it is doing everything in its power to make me become the target of prejudice, ridicule, discrimination, and physical violence. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance.

If anigen thinks that granting it complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air, then it's sadly mistaken. I'll try not to dwell on this, but you might say, "anigen's the type of organization who would do everything possible to keep unprofessional, uncouth nonentities semi-intelligible and libidinous if it got the chance." Fine, I agree. But I once managed to get it to agree that trying to abet ethnic genocide, dictatorships, and snappish, brazen bloodsuckers is just as otiose as trying to bombard me with insults. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, it did a volte-face and denied that it had ever said that. I recently heard anigen tell a bunch of people that particularism is the key to world peace. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. When all is said and done, it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to sound the bugle of liberty.

Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, if one dares to criticize even a single tenet of anigen's proposed social programs, one is promptly condemned as tactless, resentful, crapulous, or whatever epithet anigen deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. If we insist on a policy of zero tolerance toward faddism, then the sea of interdenominationalism, on which anigen so heavily relies, will begin to dry up. I am on an important mission to present another paradigm in opposition to anigen's clumsy precepts. If I don't accomplish that mission, anigen's plans to step on other people's toes could well succeed. Have you ever stopped to consider the enormous havoc and ruin that has been wrought in this world by anigen and its habitués? I have. That's why I say that it used to complain about being persecuted. Now anigen is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that anigen does not merely rip apart causes that others feel strongly about. It does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically.

A few days ago, anigen actually admitted that it wants to encourage every sort of indiscipline and degeneracy in the name of freedom. Can you believe that? Perhaps anigen forgot to take its antipsychotics that day. An additional clue is that the next time it decides to exercise both subtlety and thoroughness in managing both the news and the entertainment that gets presented to us, it should think to itself, cui bono? -- who benefits? anigen drools at the thought of swilling port and sherry at taxpayer expense. That's all I have to say. Thank you for reading this letter.

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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007 03:19 PM »
fuck anigen

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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007 03:38 PM »
to death.
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2007 04:47 PM »
he is a bad bad man

or boy
'ello gov'na

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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2007 02:20 PM »
why is everything this guy writes like a novel?

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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2007 02:28 PM »
complaint generator

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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2007 12:38 PM »
MY OWN WORDS; animegamer reeks of shit