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« on: March 1, 2013 08:59 PM »
Hello

Name:Shibari
Age:19
Gender:None
Birthday:November 1
Zodiac:Scorpio
Blood Type:AB
Height:158 cm
Weight:57 kg
Bust/Waist/Hips:85/58/84
Hair:Pink
Eyes:Gold

Turn ons:
Money
Sweets
Vanilla
Wordplay
Collarbones
Tanlines
Manners
Privacy
Bubblebaths
The Far Right

Turn offs:
Tickling
Pornography
"Vanilla"
Puns/jokes
Anime
Hentai
Rudeness
Nice guys
Egalitarianism
Abandoned buildings

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« Reply #1 on: March 1, 2013 09:06 PM »
what you got against abandon buildings? urban decay is totally in right now

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« Reply #2 on: March 1, 2013 09:15 PM »
Are you aware your name means bondage?

Also: You dont like nice people? How odd.

Also also: You dont like abandoned buildings? You silly silly gender-not-applicable. I dislike that. They are fun to explore.

ALSO: You like wordplay but not puns?

ALSO ALSO: What on earth is "Vanilla". That is very out of context.
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« Reply #3 on: March 1, 2013 09:43 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: March 2, 2013 12:00 AM »
what you got against abandon buildings? urban decay is totally in right now
I was never much in the way of high fashion. To answer your question, I have nothing against them, they're just unappealing.

Are you aware your name means bondage?

Also: You dont like nice people? How odd.

Also also: You dont like abandoned buildings? You silly silly gender-not-applicable. I dislike that. They are fun to explore.

ALSO: You like wordplay but not puns?

ALSO ALSO: What on earth is "Vanilla". That is very out of context.
Turn offs:
Being interrogated+
(click to show/hide)
I hope that clears things up. I was going to ask you a bunch of questions but I couldn't think of anything good.

Abandoned buildings

fuck you
They don't turn me off as much as rudeness.

Also, do I have to use my own drawing as an avatar, or can I cop one from elsewhere.


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« Reply #5 on: March 2, 2013 12:03 AM »
no rules about avatars here, upload whatever your heart desires

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« Reply #6 on: March 2, 2013 12:14 AM »
Well hey, at least I'm not a liar.

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« Reply #7 on: March 2, 2013 12:20 AM »
no rules about avatars here, upload whatever your heart desires
Oh, nice to know. I don't have most of my pictures scanned anyway.

Well hey, at least I'm not a liar.
I'm going to need proof you aren't lying.

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« Reply #8 on: March 2, 2013 01:39 AM »
Turn offs:
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Puns/jokes
Anime
Hentai
Rudeness

:v

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« Reply #9 on: March 2, 2013 02:20 AM »
does your avatar turn you off?

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« Reply #10 on: March 2, 2013 03:23 AM »
why should i care about your turn on/offs
for all i know you could be an ugly chick

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« Reply #11 on: March 2, 2013 03:25 AM »
vagina
Hello. I am a vagina.

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« Reply #12 on: March 2, 2013 05:59 AM »
I find announcing that it will be your first and final post is a bit pretentious(especially when it isn't). That is a reason i got annoyed.

And hi vagina. How are you?
« Last Edit: March 2, 2013 06:04 AM by bd648 »
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« Reply #13 on: March 2, 2013 10:06 AM »
does your avatar turn you off?
I thought Touhou stuff was popular here. I saw someone with a Reimu avatar at least.
why should i care about your turn on/offs
for all i know you could be an ugly chick
You're not obliged to care about anything.
I find announcing that it will be your first and final post is a bit pretentious(especially when it isn't). That is a reason i got annoyed.
Don't a lot people who register here mysteriously disappear after making a few posts? I didn't want to make a promise I couldn't keep, just in case I die very soon.

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« Reply #14 on: March 2, 2013 11:03 AM »
I find announcing that it will be your first and final post is a bit pretentious(especially when it isn't). That is a reason i got annoyed.
Don't a lot people who register here mysteriously disappear after making a few posts? I didn't want to make a promise I couldn't keep, just in case I die very soon.

I suppose that's reasonable. But it would have been better if you had said something like possibly final or something. In a way you made a promise you didn't keep.
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« Reply #15 on: March 2, 2013 11:08 AM »

do you like this song?
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
4:08 PM - ExBerian: can you draw me a nina williams being (fucked)
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

[1:17 AM] Darreus: iF ONLY I could Geind my ass on ym balls that'd be pretty cool but im too busy contemplating being a girl at 1 in the morning

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« Reply #16 on: March 2, 2013 12:32 PM »
I started writing a really small post, putting down amusing answers to your Turn-Ons only.
From then on out, I seriously went overboard and decided to do the same for the Turn-Offs, ended up writing too much about the Egalitarianism which made the point of what I initially wanted to post invalid and I decided to give some real answers.
Some of them are still the old ones I wrote down when I began with this post though.

Although you most likely did not intend for anyone to respond to your introduction like I did below (i.e. by writing a freakin' book), I have to say that I enjoyed writing out my own opinion about everything. I noticed that while I agree with your point of view on certain things, I only wrote about some other things you listed, although I was impartial to them, because I wanted to make the post complete. Some of the things you mentioned are definitely turn-ons and turn-offs for me as well, but most of them I just gave my opinion on.

Overkill? Oh most definitely!
Helped me to waste time though until my brain will finally let me sleep again. Writing seems to make time go by a lot quicker than anything else and I like writing anyways.

If you, person who started the thread, can not be bothered to read this all, I'd not be surprised.
Most others will skip reading it as well.
It's just me going on about things that make no difference to anything what-so-ever anyways, to waste my time. And maybe yours.


Now for the main post:


Checklist regarding Turn-Ons:

  • Money:
    I do have a non-null-non-negative amount of money in my possession as I am writing this post.
    .
  • Sweets:
    I currently do not have sweets in my possession, but that is what the currently non-null-non-negative amount of liquid assets, mentioned in article #1 of this list, could be invested in.
    .
  • Vanilla:
    The wallpapers of my apartment are vanilla colored.
    They were white when I moved in but I kind of smoked a lot of cigarettes. Hung up that habit though.
    As for the scent and taste, I doubt that anyone would dislike vanilla.
    .
  • Wordplay:
    Due to unforeseeable cutbacks which have been made recently, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice.
    ^It's not one that I came up with, but one that I particularly enjoy.
    .
  • Collarbones:
    I do have collarbones, so check.
    .
  • Tanlines:
    I do have tanlines on certain parts of my skin1.
    .
  • Manners:
    I am German and manners are among the most important things that are being taught to children growing up here.
    I may even be the most mannered person you will meet on this forum. Don't ask anyone if that's true though, they generally don't have good manners and would just lie to you.
    .
  • Privacy:
    1But I won't show them to you.

    Regarding privacy in general; it's something I would not want to give up.
    .
  • Bubblebaths:
    I am not opposed to the idea of bubblebaths. I prefer baths to showers, when the time allows it.
    I also once put loads of shower-gel into a huge pool at a holiday-resort in Greece, when I was a kid.
    That was a very big bubblebath which people enjoyed for roughly a minute until the pool was closed and later drained.
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  • The Far Right:
    Please refer to article 7 of this list and put special attention to the section about my nationality.

Checklist regarding Turn-Offs:

  • Tickling:
    I'll go even further and say that I dislike forcing/forced laughter, especially when caused by an interaction that can be considered borderline harassment or even morally wrong, when carried out by a weird enough looking adult on a young enough child, in a location that is unusual enough.
    What a nice transition into the next article this was. Kind of.
    .
  • Pornography:
    Why watch someone else have pleasure in a specific/directed way, when you were gifted with a device in your head, capable of presenting you with exactly what you'd like to experience?
    As an additional bonus, the 'actors' in your head are only performing the act out of desperation if you want them to be have that motivational factor and their worries only exist for as long as you remember them.
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  • "Vanilla":
    I'm not sure if you're talking about the color here, which shouldn't provoke particularly emotions of dislike, or if you are perhaps talking about the "pure" version of something that hasn't been enhanced, standing as its own product.
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  • Puns/jokes:
    I sincerely hope that by saying jokes in conjunction with puns, you refer to puns that are meant to be funny, instead of thought provoking or artistically used for advancing.
    I can appreciate a good joke, but prefer written comedy or just spontaneous remarks that are funny.
    A conventional joke that is being told traditionally is a lower, but at times fair form of comedy, to me.
    As a side note here, puns are a form of wordplay.
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  • Anime:
    I actually do not mind the medium in which a story is presented, as long as the story itself is told well and the medium supports or underlines it instead of decreasing the experience.
    A good example is the anime "Monster".
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  • Hentai:
    I played a dress up game with slight hentai elements when I was about 11, which eventually lead me to Newgrounds, which lead me here.
    The urge to look at artistic strokes to get aroused has left me since that early age.

    On a side note, why do we even have that hentai topic on thebackalleys. I know people will hate me for saying this and pretty much all of the users post in it, but I've skimmed through the posted messages in it a couple (two) of times and reading the witty posts, which in my head translate to "heh heh this is funny I'm being funny. I do like the pictures though..". Most posts are not 'witty' like that and just fully embrace the thread, which still confuses me as to whether it's a big joke everyone joined into or if it actually is just a topic to share drawn porn.
    I'm not saying that you guys and gals shouldn't do what you enjoy but whenever I click on the general section of the forum and see how many pages that topic has, a single tear drop runs down my cheek. <-Not supposed to be offensive, I just really don't understand it.

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  • Rudeness:
    I'm not rude, but can be conceived as such, when I am expressing myself/acting in specific/uncharacteristic ways, which are aimed at entertainment for myself as well as potentially others (like I sometimes act on IRC. There are no 'potentially others' that are being entertained though).
    But generally I'm not rude.
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  • Nice guys:
    I am a nice guy, but I'm not what would generally be considered a 'nice guy'.
    I am assuming that you mean the people who cater to other peoples (mainly females) demands or even go as far as trying to make those other people feel as contempt as possible, based on solely what they say.
    I know a lot of guys like that in real life and I don't understand the reasons behind it, especially because they act like that towards people that clearly don't like them. If someone doesn't like me, I don't try to make them like me by being their water boy. And if I like someone else, then I don't need to show it to them by do everything for them. That's similar to how a dog behaves.
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  • Egalitarianism:
    (Focusing on the interpretation of 'setting everything equal')
    A total equilibrium is an idea I very much oppose on many levels.
    While in some aspects of our society, I agree with the notion of equal treatment - especially when it comes to treating every race of humanity equally on the base that they are human, or when it's about giving everyone an equal chance at something, based on the requirements and skill set which the individuals provide - but setting everyone and everything equal sounds to me like what a maths teacher would yell when having turned crazy.
    If your social status is equal to the one of everyone else, there is no need to try to make something out of yourself or accomplish personal goals, because you would work for nothing. This consequently diminishes a huge part of our basic human desires; differentiation.
    Granted that we would still, to a certain extend at least, try to differentiate ourselves on a social level from others but the efforts to achieve these goals will decrease with each iteration of the social equilibrium shutting it down.
    With that said, it's impossible to have an equilibrium in the area of social and private interactions among small groups. That is not how we work.
    There is literally no reason to set everything equal, because instead of the wanted result of everyone being contempt with it (since a lot of worries will cease to exist), it would cause chaos due to our current mindset. For this to work, every single human on earth will need to want this system. 
    On the other hand, setting certain aspects of our society equal can be beneficial and even work partially, but never completely.

    I could list example after example of why most notions of Egalitarianism would shatter during their inception phase alone, but I will spare everyone a text wall by simply putting forth the following:
    Let's start by setting all religions and their gods equal and see how many people will follow.

    Only in a perfect world, with creatures that are not like us.
    My apologies for the unnecessarily detailed answer, but I am very much a fan of discussing subjects like these.
    .
  • Abandoned buildings: Are you speaking of buildings that are abandoned and decayed to a point of no repair, or simply buildings that are currently not occupied and perhaps partially destroyed with the possibility of reconstruction?
    If it is the first, then I am totally with you on that viewpoint. There is no reason to have buildings like that around.
    If it's the latter, I disagree, because reconstructing and repairing an already existing building is often times a great way of preserving old works of art by revitalizing it. It will also use up less materials, obviously.
    Even if a house is abandoned and maybe partially broken, as long as it's not dangerous (which, if it was, it would not be there anymore), offers shelter to people who are in desperate need of it. Which would make them non-abandoned anymore, but you get what I mean.

Conclusion:

You posted some interesting things and I engaged out of boredom. But there's a lot of similarities between your and my views on the turn-off list, as well as some checks on the turn-on list.

Clearly, that means that the white haired granny-girl of your forum-avatar shall now fancy the uhh.. indescribable 'face' on my forum-avatar.

My job here is done - overdone even. I should get paid overtime.

ps. regarding the visual specifications listed by yourself: Why did you go as far as to measure bust/waist/hip? I must admit though that doing that is quite unique, but I'd be afraid that someone's gonna use it to build a replica of me. Creepy.
And by "Eye: Gold" do you mean that you, instead of having a glass eye like some people, have one made of gold? That'd be amazing. If not, well, disappointing.
Specifying your Blood Type is also something I haven't seen anyone do in an introductory thread on a forum before. You're not here because you need some sort of organ of blood type AB, trying to find out if any of us can provide, are you? If you are, that'd be almost equally as amazing a golden eye would be, but also somewhat sad. If that's not why you're here, that'd probably be a better statement about your health, which I guess is good for you, but not as cool.

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« Reply #17 on: March 2, 2013 12:53 PM »
I think we can all agree that dogs go WON! WON!

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« Reply #18 on: March 2, 2013 02:18 PM »
Well, it seems you have at the least made more contributions to the forum than most new members, thus I shall revoke my previously mentioned exclamations. Welcome.



also holy hell psi

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« Reply #19 on: March 2, 2013 02:28 PM »
does your avatar turn you off?
I thought Touhou stuff was popular here. I saw someone with a Reimu avatar at least.

i myself am completely unfamiliar with the touhou universe, but we do have a few fans here. seannyj comes to mind