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Title: sup faggots
Post by: Azai on February 7, 2016 02:24 AM
So I look at this forum, right, and I think

DAMN

These guys are smart or some shit.
Or maybe they're just pretending to be?
In any case, this poses a new challenge. I have to be smart too.
So after a thorough analysis of your messages I have come to the conclusion that it would be best to say the following:

"fuhfuhglop boner respite sahfksjbf"

It might not make sense now, but oh boy wait until 5 years from now.
Your side will be so far out of orbit that, like, it's really far.

Anyway I'm Azai. I make art and music and stories and code and memes. I also think sometimes.
I'm sort of a wanderer when it comes to internet communities, but hey you guys seem kind of cool, so maybe I can bear to be around you for more than -69 seconds.

swag
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: rtil on February 7, 2016 02:31 AM
welcome streamfriend
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Post by: Stu4U on February 7, 2016 02:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKa3GbdFLc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKa3GbdFLc)
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: soup on February 7, 2016 05:49 AM
69 is a sex joke haha, excellent haha, haha
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Post by: d-floe on February 7, 2016 06:52 AM
I like your forward thinking friend.
Welcome to TheBoopAlleys
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Post by: ExBerian on February 7, 2016 08:08 AM
Seems like a straight shooter. So far he has good taste in youtube videos.
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Post by: zwimmy on February 7, 2016 08:49 AM
I don't like you.
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Post by: basketweaver on February 7, 2016 08:55 AM
welcome
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: slack on February 7, 2016 10:15 AM
faggot is not a very nice word
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Post by: BluPhoenix on February 7, 2016 10:57 AM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1091/871v8J_tumblr_o207wfyc8v1qmwd5wo1.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1091/871v8J_tumblr_o207wfyc8v1qmwd5wo1.mp3)
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: michaell on February 7, 2016 11:23 AM
yay!! new member's are always welcome  :D
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: crackers on February 7, 2016 11:38 AM
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: michaell on February 7, 2016 11:45 AM
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:

I have to concur with user "crackers" here. Thebackalleys promote diversity and tolerance. We accept everyone regardless of their gender, sexuality and so on, creating an open-minded Internet community. I believe our most ineffable achievement is the implementation of the trigger warning policy. Thanks to this all of our members can browse the forum freely without any misgivings about being triggered by somebody. I kindly ask you to put trigger warnings whenever you wish to use such contentious vocabulary. Plus, no religion allowed. If you believe in your pathetic "god" (who isn't even real) please leave the premises instantly.
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: d-floe on February 7, 2016 12:11 PM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1091/871v8J_tumblr_o207wfyc8v1qmwd5wo1.mp3 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1091/871v8J_tumblr_o207wfyc8v1qmwd5wo1.mp3)
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: ExBerian on February 7, 2016 01:08 PM
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:

I have to concur with user "crackers" here. Thebackalleys promote diversity and tolerance. We accept everyone regardless of their gender, sexuality and so on, creating an open-minded Internet community. I believe our most ineffable achievement is the implementation of the trigger warning policy. Thanks to this all of our members can browse the forum freely without any misgivings about being triggered by somebody. I kindly ask you to put trigger warnings whenever you wish to use such contentious vocabulary. Plus, no religion allowed. If you believe in your pathetic "god" (who isn't even real) please leave the premises instantly.

You FAGGOTS are truly meant for each other.

Here is your horrid wedding song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltin0GzdSk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltin0GzdSk)
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: soup on February 7, 2016 01:19 PM
fuck you
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Post by: Azai on February 7, 2016 01:43 PM
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:

Thanks, cuck nigger, I'll try to keep it in mind.
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: SrsSam77 on February 7, 2016 02:07 PM
Excuse me you neanderthalic fucking degenerate this is a christian/nationalist/weimar republic forum and we abide by Bismarck's rules here so be polite or you're going into the france hole
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: crackers on February 7, 2016 02:12 PM
Please mind your use of derogatory slurs in future. While not offensive to you, and while you may have not meant it offensively, please understand that it can be extremely offensive to others (especially when it is such a divisive word, even in the community where it originated - amongst homosexual men). Thank you in advance(:

Thanks, cuck nigger, I'll try to keep it in mind.


haahaahah fucking keep it in mind?? the only thing youll have on your mind is my fat cock after i clawhammer your fucking teeth out and give myself a gumjob you filthy belgian
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: michaell on February 7, 2016 02:14 PM
i want to murder this fucking guy now
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Post by: soup on February 7, 2016 02:16 PM
filthy belgian
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Post by: zwimmy on February 7, 2016 02:25 PM
fuck you
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: Azai on February 7, 2016 02:41 PM
fuck you
(http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/7916/4832Ie_nervous%20azai.png)
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: ProtoChaud on February 7, 2016 02:51 PM
Well, this has gone better than expected.
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: rtil on February 7, 2016 03:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/f4DxOqI.jpg)
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: crackers on February 7, 2016 03:42 PM
fuck you
(http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/7916/4832Ie_nervous%20azai.png)

come ahead you fuckin fat canopy of shite im not done yet im still fuckin angry cmon get your fuckin ugg boots on and come fight me you fuCKIN SPAWNY EYED MUTANT I WAS A GOOD USER AND NOW IVE REVERTED FUCKIN LETS GO CHAMP LETS FUCKIN GO WHERES MY REPLY
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: Azai on February 7, 2016 03:56 PM
come ahead you fuckin fat canopy of shite im not done yet im still fuckin angry cmon get your fuckin ugg boots on and come fight me you fuCKIN SPAWNY EYED MUTANT I WAS A GOOD USER AND NOW IVE REVERTED FUCKIN LETS GO CHAMP LETS FUCKIN GO WHERES MY REPLY
YOU WANNA FOOKIN GO MATE ILL FOOKIN GO
IVE FOUGHT BEARS WITH ONE ARM,
AND NOW YOU MIGHT THINK, "ISN'T THAT A LITTLE CRUEL, FIGHTING A BEAR THAT HAS ONLY ONE ARM?" AND YEAH YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT BUT FUCK DUDE LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT OF PRIDE

Anyway I'll fucking rek you bro. I'll reck you a new asshole, and then I'll reck you into another universe where hitler won, using the asshole as an interdimensional portal.
I'm so fucking ripped you'll be R.I.P.ed in a microsecond. When I do push-ups I push the world down yada yada yada is that enough of a reply?
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: soup on February 7, 2016 04:00 PM
(http://orig14.deviantart.net/61f8/f/2016/038/0/f/homestar_hell_by_monochromey-d9qx304.png)
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: Azai on February 7, 2016 04:05 PM
(http://orig14.deviantart.net/61f8/f/2016/038/0/f/homestar_hell_by_monochromey-d9qx304.png)
Heh. I've heard people mention that my avatar looks like Homestar Runner before. I suppose it's inevitable for such a simple shape to be used more than once.
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: michaell on February 7, 2016 04:09 PM
id fucking strangle you
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: ExBerian on February 7, 2016 04:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJTOx7JfuFA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJTOx7JfuFA) ???
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: Bamyasi on February 7, 2016 04:18 PM
This is a big thread.
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Post by: zwimmy on February 7, 2016 04:19 PM
This is a big thread.
It's a big something, all right.
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Post by: systech on February 7, 2016 04:22 PM
we cultivate only the finest members here at TBA
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Post by: Bamyasi on February 7, 2016 04:23 PM
A big thread.

Full of big threats.
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: Azai on February 7, 2016 04:24 PM
id fucking strangle you
Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I don't really see what's funny about it.
I find the Benign Violation Theory of humor works well to describe why I think it's not funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory)
It states things are humorous if "1) something threatens one's sense of how the world 'ought to be', 2) the threatening situation seems benign, and 3) a person sees both interpretations at the same time.".
Since comments like "Just drink the fucking bleach already." are so ubiquitous on the Internet, or at least the part that I roam, I find that lemma 1 is not met, as the statement confines to a norm. Alternatively, I could say that the statement is so benign, that there is little humor left.
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: Bamyasi on February 7, 2016 04:48 PM
This guy's got the moxie.
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: michaell on February 7, 2016 05:12 PM
id fucking strangle you
Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I don't really see what's funny about it.
I find the Benign Violation Theory of humor works well to describe why I think it's not funny. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Benign_Violation_Theory)
It states things are humorous if "1) something threatens one's sense of how the world 'ought to be', 2) the threatening situation seems benign, and 3) a person sees both interpretations at the same time.".
Since comments like "Just drink the fucking bleach already." are so ubiquitous on the Internet, or at least the part that I roam, I find that lemma 1 is not met, as the statement confines to a norm. Alternatively, I could say that the statement is so benign, that there is little humor left.

what
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: Azai on February 7, 2016 05:20 PM
(click to show/hide)

what

I'm not sure how I could have been more clear.
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: crackers on February 7, 2016 05:41 PM
you are literal living meme
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Post by: zwimmy on February 7, 2016 09:18 PM
you are literal living meme
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Post by: Bamyasi on February 7, 2016 11:18 PM
zwimmy I like your new avatar it suits you.
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: zwimmy on February 8, 2016 09:57 AM
zwimmy I like your new avatar it suits you.
thanks
:^)
Title: Re: sup faggots
Post by: Unless on February 12, 2016 06:25 PM
Hi there, stranger. Thanks, I do have it on good authority that I am both a faggot and also smart or some shit.


Welcome to the funhouse.