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Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 29, 2008 03:47 PM
Hello Backalleypeople!
I'm Kottbullar, hopeless and incurable German animator of a bunch of bullshit and self self-proclaimed Bigbagman. (Ok, enough of this...)
I am more like a kind of cartoonistic fun animator who mainly supports a pretty silly kind of humor but also enjoys more complicated parodies and since the kind of things I laugh about is enjoyed by most guys on these boards as well, I thought checking out this community wouldn't hurt.
Also I'd finally like to increase my flash and drawing skills a little and would be glad about critics of some more experienced artists (if I should actually finish one of the decent projects, rotting on my harddrive...) and beat this certain sickness called laziness, which will probably be easier if I am part of a community like this than being part of the community I used to be... guess it's better not to lose a word about that, anyway....
I guess it's better not to write an essay, so I'm just gonna finish this shit...

tl;dr: Hi!
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: lasse on August 29, 2008 03:48 PM
Quote from: Kott
tl;dr: Hi!
hello mats
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: sQueef on August 29, 2008 03:50 PM
kott!! get aim

all of my old friends are joining tba today I guess!!!
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 29, 2008 03:52 PM
Quote from: lasse
Quote from: Kott
tl;dr: Hi!
hello mats

Sup thar, Jes...

Quote from: Squeef
kott!! get aim

k
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: lasse on August 29, 2008 04:10 PM
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: lasse
Quote from: Kott
tl;dr: Hi!
hello mats

Sup thar, Jes...

Quote from: Squeef
kott!! get aim

k
getting aim tomorrow, too fucking tired, why am i even up?

good night gentlemen
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: bcube on August 29, 2008 04:21 PM
hello
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Post by: rtil on August 29, 2008 04:28 PM
two in one day oh my
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Post by: anigen on August 29, 2008 05:33 PM
why the fuck are so many kitty krew members joining
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: sQueef on August 29, 2008 05:37 PM
to surprise me
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Post by: GRINACE on August 29, 2008 05:49 PM
Quote from: Squeef
to surprise me
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Post by: texas on August 29, 2008 06:48 PM
what does tldr mean why does everyone say it
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Post by: bcube on August 29, 2008 06:52 PM
too long, don't read
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Post by: sQueef on August 29, 2008 07:06 PM
anyway that quote doesnt really work for you grinace
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: GRINACE on August 29, 2008 07:10 PM
Quote from: Squeef
anyway that quote doesnt really work for you grinace
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on August 29, 2008 10:45 PM
Quote from: Kott
wall of text

(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/6792/aelthalsc6.jpg)
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 30, 2008 05:22 AM
Quote from: rtil
two in one day oh my
Ok, I'm gonna tell you something about the goddamn KK...
I have been a member for about a year, got to know some nice guys and actually used to be an admin on their boards; joined because I wanted to know if it really was just a pair of douchebags and untalented idiots. It actually was a nice community and some of the guys were actually pretty smart and more talented than anyone would expect. Of course there also were a few morons and 12 year olds in that group, but overall everyone was pretty nice if you didn't act like a total dumbass.
The basic problem was that the quality of the submissions and the amount of humor these submissions contained, decreased more and more. Members, especially those who were part of the group for a longer time already, didn't even touch flash anymore or created some 5 minute shit for really bad collabs, which lead to a situation that represented the exact oposite Bigfuzzykitten wanted.
Of course the KK was a kind of spamgroup, but the kind of spam we supported was actually funny spam with parodic or generally amusing elements like "A KK Beatdown" (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/389147), "Wiggi World Hentai" (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/392620) or "Spongebob is watching TV" (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/397338).
Unfortunately the situation got worse since more and more people joined who barely knew a shit about flash and animation and thought bullshit like seizured would be the FUNN1e5T t1nG 3vUUUR.

So a few days ago, Bigfuzzykitten was sick enough of the whole shit to delete the entire boards and to pronounce the KK dead.
Actually it was holding anyone back to produce something actually nice or funny since the general laziness and the bad examples of animation by some older members was leading nowhere and I'm pretty glad that it finally is over...

But unfortunately for the KK it's like that one Miniboss from Yoshi's island. Everything you kill will split up in a bunch of new annoying monsters. (Damn... that comparision was a great as it was gay...)
Anyway, the basic result of the whole disaster are like 5 splitgroups either trying to revive the kk or starting some new bullshit. Now it get's even worse since all of those groups are even lazier than the actual KK and are a concentrate of those guys who used to be the cancer, killing the original group and I don't need some shit like that, even if I still have good contacts to some guys in these groups. And if I want a nice community, I throught this place would be the best choice.
I have been a lazy faggot for long enough...
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: sQueef on August 30, 2008 05:43 AM
no one is gonna read that
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 30, 2008 05:49 AM
Quote from: Squeef
no one is gonna read that
lmao... ye... I know...
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Post by: Sinitron on August 30, 2008 06:23 AM
you make me wish hitler won the war
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: InsaneX on August 30, 2008 09:19 AM
the kitty krew is ga
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 30, 2008 10:14 AM
Quote from: InsaneX
the kitty krew is ga
Is there any word that combines dead and gay?

Quote from: Tron Sawyer
you make me wish hitler won the war
If he actually did win, you would probably just serve me a cold drink while being dressed up as a hotdog for my amusement instead of wasting kerosine!

...um... I mean hi!  
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: psi43 on August 30, 2008 10:56 AM
we talked per pm on ng a while ago

<psi43
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 30, 2008 11:26 AM
Quote from: Oliver Reipschläger
we talked per pm on ng a while ago

<psi43
Ye, right! A fella Kraut! Hi there!  
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Sinitron on August 30, 2008 11:52 AM
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: Tron Sawyer
you make me wish hitler won the war
If he actually did win, you would probably just serve me a cold drink while being dressed up as a hotdog for my amusement instead of wasting kerosine!

...um... I mean hi!  
Actually, I would be ordering you around, you brown-haired faggot.
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: InsaneX on August 30, 2008 12:19 PM
wow sin just super ultra burned kott
   
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 30, 2008 12:35 PM
Quote from: InsaneX
wow sin just super ultra burned kott
 
Dam, ye... that guy's so badass!  
(PS: I call it dark blond to keep my aryan stereotype...)
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: texas on August 30, 2008 12:58 PM
i already hate these smilies
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: lasse on August 30, 2008 01:00 PM
Quote from: Kott
that one Miniboss from Yoshi's island.
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/eternalrecluse/marchingmilde.gif)
thats my fav boss but the level is a pain
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 30, 2008 01:01 PM
Quote from: lasse
Quote from: Kott
that one Miniboss from Yoshi's island.
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/eternalrecluse/marchingmilde.gif)
thats my fav boss but the level is a pain
Damn, YESS!
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: lasse on August 30, 2008 01:02 PM
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: lasse
Quote from: Kott
that one Miniboss from Yoshi's island.
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/eternalrecluse/marchingmilde.gif)
thats my fav boss but the level is a pain
Damn, YESS!
ok baby bowser is my fav cause of the metallica sounding music
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: sQueef on August 30, 2008 01:18 PM
na kott was one of the shining gems of the kk

i mean from what ive gathered noone gives 2 shits what "crew" you were in as long as you arent shit, or become less shitty over time.

or whatever ummmmmmmmmmmm type typping type a roo
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Sinitron on August 30, 2008 01:34 PM
pothead faggot
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Post by: sQueef on August 30, 2008 02:28 PM
na i smoked it all up its gone forever~
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: lasse on August 30, 2008 03:16 PM
my ass
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on August 31, 2008 01:54 AM
fuck this shit


its time to talk about Yoshi's Island and how its the best and prettiest game ever ok
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a0/50/1eb8b2c008a01904a6791010._AA269_.L.jpg)
(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/images/stage03/stage03_070612a-l.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/81/249256917_684abfec97_o.gif)
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/11627/1/130.jpg)
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: lasse on August 31, 2008 02:15 AM
Quote from: Zekey
fuck this shit


its time to talk about Yoshi's Island and how its the best and prettiest game ever ok
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a0/50/1eb8b2c008a01904a6791010._AA269_.L.jpg)
(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/images/stage03/stage03_070612a-l.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/81/249256917_684abfec97_o.gif)
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/11627/1/130.jpg)
yoshis story wasnt that good
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 31, 2008 05:16 AM
Never really player it, but  concidering the screenshots I'm pretty sure the 3d faggotry ruined it...
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Sinitron on August 31, 2008 07:37 AM
Quote from: Squeef
na kott was one of the shining gems of the kk

this shows exactly how crappy the kk is

Quote from: Squeef
i mean from what ive gathered noone gives 2 shits what "crew" you were in as long as you arent shit, or become less shitty over time.

once a faggot thief pothead, always a faggot thief pothead. g2h

Quote from: Kott
concidering
considering*
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: wps on August 31, 2008 07:38 AM
hey sin whyd ya block me you filthy shit
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 31, 2008 07:45 AM
Quote from: Tron Sawyer
Quote from: Kott
concidering
considering*
Oh sh....

Quote from: Tron Sawyer
Quote from: Squeef
na kott was one of the shining gems of the kk

this shows exactly how crappy the kk is
You know what pisses me off about this?
I can't even say something like do it better, faggot!
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Sinitron on August 31, 2008 11:01 AM
attempting to do better would be a waste of time

but it wouldnt require much effort
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 31, 2008 11:24 AM
Quote from: Tron Sawyer
attempting to do better would be a waste of time

but it wouldnt require much effort
Ye, I saw your old shit and your art topics...
No need to prove who's boss, big boy!

k
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: texas on August 31, 2008 01:29 PM
whenever i see a post by kott or fawx i feel strongly tempted to leave the back alleys
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 31, 2008 01:42 PM
Quote from: morgan freeman
whenever i see a post by kott or fawx i feel strongly tempted to leave the back alleys
...that's probebly because you don't really know me yet... but I kinda understand how you must feel since it was the same shit for me during the last moth of the kk... maybe on an even worse level...
But believe me, I'm quite a likable guy compared to some other human beings out there...
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: wps on August 31, 2008 01:45 PM
Quote from: Kott
...that's probebly because you don't really know me yet...

this isnt the first time i heard a shitty person say that
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on August 31, 2008 01:54 PM
Quote from: Rick Knickafukis
Quote from: Kott
...that's probebly because you don't really know me yet...

this isnt the first time i heard a shitty person say that
Why are you wasting your time arguing with the shitty person about shitty persons then?
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: wps on August 31, 2008 01:55 PM
BECAUSE IM BORED
THATS WHY IM ON THIS FUCKING FORUM
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Post by: mishkamash on August 31, 2008 02:28 PM
Quote from: Rick Knickafukis
BECAUSE IM BORED
THATS WHY IM ON THIS FUCKING FORUM
wow
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Post by: Hammi on August 31, 2008 03:52 PM
WPS is having a melt down

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Post by: GRINACE on August 31, 2008 04:15 PM
thank god!
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Post by: bcube on August 31, 2008 05:16 PM
Quote from: morgan freeman
whenever i see a post by kott or fawx i feel strongly tempted to leave the back alleys
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: sQueef on August 31, 2008 05:32 PM
look you guys don't even know kott hes pretty nice he just COMPLETELY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND that his typing habits are shit and that everyone here judges you based completely off of said typing habits.

Kott can actually animate and draw fairly well!
Kott has an open mind and pretty good sense of humor!
Kott is a buff motherfucker who studies the martial arts!

Aside from being overly polite and generally too nice hes very swell then again if we weren't all such horrible horrible people being too nice and polite wouldn't be a bad thing.

he just doesn't get that we all hate 4chan, lawl, lulz, teh, ^_^, etc. By the way he hates 4chan as well.


im sorry but I felt that he needed to be defended because I used to know him pretty well I guess.


And as for people wanting to leave tba because of one member you can suck a cunt! Its rtil forums not some amazing mystical internet forum that is here to entertain you and amaze you with every post.

and last but not least the very famous I AM GAY that should follow up any post that is meant to be taken with a grain of seriousness.

so there you have

i am in fact gay
sucks teh penor

lololol
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: mishkamash on August 31, 2008 05:34 PM

 

 
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Post by: GRINACE on August 31, 2008 06:20 PM
Quote from: Squeef
everyone here judges you based completely off of said typing habits.


Umm I do not concur.
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on September 1, 2008 02:51 AM
[size=]teh[/size]
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Post by: InsaneX on September 1, 2008 02:58 AM
teh_pwn
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Post by: Kött on September 1, 2008 04:12 AM
Ok, thanks for the advice!
I'm gonna try to be an impolite dick as good as I can
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Post by: rtil on September 1, 2008 11:33 AM
banned all of you
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Post by: psi43 on September 1, 2008 12:21 PM
banned rtil

oh wait no not really
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Post by: Sinitron on September 1, 2008 01:05 PM
banned, locked, deleted, deported and destroyed
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Post by: wps on September 1, 2008 01:44 PM
hey guys, you know what?
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on September 1, 2008 02:15 PM
yes
this must be the most horrible and ridiculous topic ever created
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Post by: LordZeebmork on September 1, 2008 02:50 PM
backalleys drama is fucking hilarious
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Post by: Kött on September 1, 2008 02:55 PM
Quote from: LordZeebmork
backalleys drama is fucking hilarious
I made a lot of friends already
this Rick Knickafukis keeps stalking me

cute
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: LordZeebmork on September 1, 2008 03:06 PM
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: LordZeebmork
backalleys drama is fucking hilarious
I made a lot of friends already
this Rick Knickafukis keeps stalking me

cute
haha wps does some nifty shit
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Kött on September 1, 2008 03:11 PM
Quote from: LordZeebmork
Quote from: Kott
Quote from: LordZeebmork
backalleys drama is fucking hilarious
I made a lot of friends already
this Rick Knickafukis keeps stalking me

cute
haha wps does some nifty shit
ye
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Sinitron on September 1, 2008 03:44 PM
Quote from: Tron Sawyer
banned, locked, deleted, deported and destroyed
HELLO MODERATORS PLEASE TAKE A HINT
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: rtil on September 1, 2008 04:01 PM
Quote from: Tron Sawyer
Quote from: Tron Sawyer
banned, locked, deleted, deported and destroyed
HELLO MODERATORS PLEASE TAKE A HINT
took note and promptly ignored
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Post by: Hammi on September 1, 2008 04:11 PM
Quote from: Squeef
and last but not least the very famous I AM GAY that should follow up any post that is meant to be taken with a grain of seriousness.

so there you have

i am in fact gay
sucks teh penor

lololol

This ones for you:

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Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: mishkamash on September 1, 2008 06:58 PM
Quote from: Rick Knickafukis
hey guys, you know what?
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Post by: bcube on September 1, 2008 07:06 PM
what?
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Post by: GRINACE on September 1, 2008 07:06 PM
Quote from: rtil
took note and promptly ignored


Lmfao.
Title: Sup there gentlemen?
Post by: Sinitron on September 1, 2008 09:01 PM
SHUT UP GRINACE I HATE YOU

YOU FUCKING APE
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Post by: LOGINOK on September 2, 2008 12:11 AM
okay
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Post by: anigen on September 2, 2008 01:39 AM
Quote from: Tron Sawyer
APE

 
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Post by: mishkamash on October 3, 2008 11:48 AM
i kinda find this pretty tasty
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Post by: Daveb0t on October 7, 2008 06:02 PM
Oh my kott, still the king of tldr.
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Post by: trent bortknob on October 8, 2008 06:07 PM
die die die die