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Offline I am looking for a son
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« on: January 12, 2014 04:59 PM »
Greetings I am a middle aged man of approximately 52 years old , I have just recently learned how to internet . Recently , I heard a rumour , that the last in my lineage might have survived the culling of my family approximately 58 years ago . I had my son adopted away to save him from the raids while i valiantly stayed and fought . if you know any adopted sons , please tell him his father is looking for him

if any of you know where he may me , contact me via email :

dad69@hotmail.comdom

thank you for your patronage

here is a picture of me for family resemblance

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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2014 05:03 PM »
how do i know you're a real dad

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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2014 05:03 PM »
stop it woc
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
4:08 PM - ExBerian: can you draw me a nina williams being (fucked)
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

[1:17 AM] Darreus: iF ONLY I could Geind my ass on ym balls that'd be pretty cool but im too busy contemplating being a girl at 1 in the morning

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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2014 05:08 PM »
how do i know you're a real dad

i fought long and hard before i ripped the throat out of my own , it was only then i could claim to be a father

also i kind of slept with my adopted sons mother and a baby came out her

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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014 09:43 AM »
Hello yes Mr Ballmer I will be your son fork over some moolah

please, call me steve

would you like the money in form of microtransactions?? in exchange for ascending to sonhood *laughs softly*
*laffs*

*cries*

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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014 05:52 PM »
"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."

"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2014 12:07 PM »
hells horses

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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2014 12:18 PM »
developers
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
4:08 PM - ExBerian: can you draw me a nina williams being (fucked)
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

[1:17 AM] Darreus: iF ONLY I could Geind my ass on ym balls that'd be pretty cool but im too busy contemplating being a girl at 1 in the morning

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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2014 10:02 AM »
i can't believe i wasted a mouse click on this thread

that's one click closer to my mouse ceasing to work

thank you asshole


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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2014 03:52 PM »
i wasn't adopted

ie. my opinion isn't valid

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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2014 05:37 PM »
been a while since i used ignore

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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2014 03:46 AM »
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FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2014 07:02 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2014 04:32 PM »
A locked thread stops WoC dead.
"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."

"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2014 05:11 PM »
Can we throw this thread into "I threw up"




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« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2014 09:01 AM »
Can we throw this thread into "I threw up"

the only place i belong is

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« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2014 10:55 AM »
ban this asshole