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The Gallery / Re: Check out my sh¡z
« on: October 22, 2017 06:03 PM »
your love for that sharkgirl sameface reminds me of that greek myth where the guy falls in love with the statue

i think she cucks him in the end

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General / Important
« on: March 12, 2017 06:47 PM »
@rti

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General / Re: SECRET SANTA 2016!
« on: December 29, 2016 05:50 PM »
count me in

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Entertainment / Re: Moana
« on: December 12, 2016 01:53 PM »
crackers fell asleep during the transformers film with the dinosaurs. he woke up later to find the movie was still going. ive never seen anyone look so furious, confused and upset

i was gonna go see moana later this week. so far ive only really seen positive reviews for it, but i havent been looking that hard. im happy to sit through a bit of tedium if theres some other good stuff going on.

yeah can confirm this happened, it was fucking dogshit. i also fell asleep during one of the lotr films, however in hindsight that was just cause i was exhausted from my hard life as a lil babby. In transformers case it was just plain shit

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The Gallery / Re: Blu's Sh!t
« on: December 9, 2016 05:34 AM »
im always glad to return and see your work is still dogshit

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General / Re: POST IN THIS THREAD TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
« on: October 19, 2016 02:59 PM »

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General / Re: Complaints general
« on: October 17, 2016 06:43 AM »
i oly have so much pizza because i funny man. im here to complain about the nisekoi ending

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General / Re: Hearken! Do you doubt the world in front of your eyes?
« on: September 18, 2016 12:43 PM »
Quote
No, We are as we are, here on this planet 7 billion years after an event that had an infintesimally small chance of happening,

when you have forever to try, does infinitesimallity really matter

T H A N K Y O U

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Introductions / Re: Hi there
« on: September 10, 2016 05:54 PM »
except that the master does not want this dog ... it is but a jasondog ...

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Introductions / Re: Hi there
« on: September 10, 2016 05:53 PM »
notice how it is always soup that leads with the funny ... then sam follows behind... the small dog teetering behind its master.... roo roo ....

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The Gallery / Re: INK
« on: September 10, 2016 05:51 PM »
Really cool tatts - i always like it when a sleeve has a theme rather than just a nasty ass assortment of bad ideas

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Entertainment / Re: Don't Breathe
« on: September 6, 2016 03:43 PM »
@soup you like lovecraft

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General / Re: Dagashi thread
« on: September 6, 2016 03:25 PM »

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General / Re: muah muah muah
« on: September 6, 2016 03:24 PM »
*puts a sheet over head and eats crackers like that dumb kid in that stupid movie with the number 6 in the title directed by that stupid asshole*

FUCK YOU

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General / Re: Figure thread
« on: September 6, 2016 03:23 PM »
i think im going to be sick! all ofdver my Keybaoe!!!1 bleeurrgh!!

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General / Re: ALERT: BluPhoenix has a GF
« on: August 26, 2016 03:47 AM »
kizu youve only been on the planet for 2 years fuck off

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Introductions / Re: New member Introduction!
« on: August 25, 2016 04:55 PM »
*runs quickly towards you. The Max Camera cannot record me as I am moving at 70 FPS*

Y'all seeing flickers huh? Maybe I should ramp it up.

*A flurry of kicks* You can still see my legs? God... Guess I've gotta put more in the tank. Take this! And This! This Is It! My Final Attack! This Is The Way... The Cracker Crumbles! McVities Meltdown!!

Heh... Didn't Even Break A sweat.

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General / Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
« on: August 25, 2016 04:53 PM »
*stuffs all my fucking salac berries into my mouth* god.... i am so fast right now. *punches you once* eavery time i type a letter *i am punching you inbetween every letter typed* i am punched you. do you understand. that is the level of speed i am on. ,kingdoms are clay. my life is forfeit..

all my life was

unlimited berry works..

*turns white and pale and slumps in the corner of the ring i guess its over*


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*snatches envelope out of your hands and spits on it* dog. topman insiders dictate khaki is out for this season. beige or bust.

yours sincerely,

sincerely.

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