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a cashier

This answer still has not changed.

My sole grievance lies with people who define themselves with labels because they are devoid of an actual personality.

also


and pretty much all the X-Men movies up til First Class which was the first one that seemed like it was directed by someone who actually likes making movies.

Cat's Dont Dance is fucking great fuck YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk

the aforementioned D is here.

https://vimeo.com/150867809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6tGWzokGY0

d-coupling is finally done.

And just in case anyone thinks this is not legit and is some sort of scam or I've been hacked or something similar:
http://zekeyspaceylizard.tumblr.com/post/134528234680/attention-tumblr-readers-i-am-selling-a-whole

If you are reading my tumblr blog and see this post and follow it here and see this post, you know now this is a real thing.
So please consider looking into this and purchasing it if you want a WHOLE FILM that you can DO absolutely ANYTHING you WANT with.

[2007]

Hi I'm Zekey of Zekey's Animation Emporium.

You may know me from such classics as "BUMSEX BUMSEX BUMSEX" and "Vote 5 for Mario".

Or you may know me from my more recent works such as "Rejected Hellmann's Mayonnaise Advert" and "Streets of Cage".
Due to changes in the economy and impending financial ruin, I am liquidating everything I ever gave a rats ass about, and I am passing the savings down to yyyyoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!



We're starting off with a bang during this clearance sale with a legendary piece known as Polypeptide.
All previous fans of Zekey may know this cartoon as the fabled animated film he started way back in 2007.
Clips of it can be seen in both demo reels!

We also have pieces of it on rtil's server! Jinkies!

Here's a quick preview of what to expect:
http://thebackalleys.com/ok/public/player.php?file=Experiment19_Scene_4.swf
http://thebackalleys.com/ok/public/player.php?file=20lW3_explodo.swf
http://thebackalleys.com/ok/public/player.php?file=590Uv9_Experiment19_Scene_6.swf

Wow! How marvelous! Why the animation is so good it might even give Johnny Test a run for its money! Is it even possible to watch such choppy tweens and stuttered traditional animation without your jaw simply dropping to the floor? The question is rhetorical, friends.

It is not!!!!

But once you get your jaws attached back to your skulls, I will be proud to inform you that Polypeptide is for sale!!!
Are they attached yet?
Yes. Good.
It's for sale!!!!!!!!!


You, yes YOU, can buy and own POLYPEPTIDE and the rights to all the characters and art within it.

What does this earn you?
- polypep is now yours to do with as you please
- you may edit it or upload it or even finish it, as it is woefully incomplete
- you may market it or make money from it however you wish
- you may alter the animation and events within to your hearts content

What do you NOT get?
- the music within the short is affiliated with Red Mongoose and Mentally Detached
- you do not get the rights to the music
- the music is owned by them
- you also cant get the tshirts from the old zazzle account
- mainly because i dont know how to do that
- nobody buys those anyway


Overall it's a pretty sweet deal!
If you have disposable income and want to own a relic of internet animation, now is the time to do it.
Please post your offer IN THIS THREAD.

Offers sent via private message will not be read.
The highest offer will win the rights to the film and we can discuss it via email or skype or steam or through native american smoke signals if that makes you happy.

I would ask there to be no non-serious responses in the thread but I know asking for such things here is folly.


Thank you for visiting Zekey's Emporium of Total Cartoon Madness!
If this Polypeptide sells well I will probably start selling other things.
Like old star syndicate daily toons and such.



Rtil if you feel this thread shouldnt be in general chat, please move it where you feel it belongs!
(please not the funhouse).

I have piles too.

Here's some other types of piles.



A pile of ducks.


A pile of bodies.


Piles, the beaver.


Gomer Pyle.


Piloswine.


A piledriver.

And the best pile of all....


A pile of shit.

It is a genie, Stu.

It traps the other legendary critters in its big hoops which allow its multiple arms to fly around.

It also talks.

It's really weird it's barely even a pokemon. More like a douchebag demon or some shit that decided to fuck everything up one day out of boredom.


On that note, the best pokemon designs:

Fried eggs cooked on medium heat with the yolk still fluid.
Two pieces of bread and a bit of mayo.

Scrambled eggs cooked very slowly on low heat so its more of an eggy porridge. Plenty of butter in the pan.
Also good as a sandwich though a very goopy one.

https://youtu.be/xdEmK98r4yM

comin' soonaroonie

music by shadowfox02 aka shads aka Big Bear Doin' Thangs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkc-gAYCwes

for what, indeed.

Brought this on yourself.