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Title: posting ranks
Post by: rtil on January 21, 2007 01:58 PM
some of you may faintly remember the old forum and its rather large ranking system. it took 10,000 posts to get to the highest rank. well, now it takes 4,000. not like anyone is going to get there any time soon, but you get the idea. at least there's something to shoot for.

your pips are now little hats, i hope you like them better than those boring blue boxes. i made them myself this morning.  ^_^

the ranks are based off 20's and 30's jazz age slang. they kind of go in order. needless to say it takes a while to get a respectable title  

the ranks now go as follows with their definitions:

0       - ragamuffin - a dirty, shabbily clothed urchin or child
25     - bohunk - a derogatory name for an immigrant
50     - reuben - an unsophisticated country bumpkin
100   - sap - a fool or an idiot
250   - palooka - a social outsider
500   - lollygagger - a young man who enjoys wasting time and making out
750   - livewire - a lively person
1000 - vamp - an aggressive flirt
1500 - sockdollager - someone who has a great impact
2000 - real mccoy - genuine
3000 - big six - a strong person, representing the future, power
4000 - swell - a high class person
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on January 21, 2007 02:07 PM
damn i need to get to vamp  
Title: posting ranks
Post by: rtil on January 21, 2007 08:35 PM
Quote from: athing
fAGGOT
(http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/style_images/1/pip.gif)
Title: posting ranks
Post by: occoris on January 22, 2007 09:25 AM
Neato. An unsophisticated country bumpkin . . . apart from being completely different from me in every way, that's actually fairly accurate.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: KingDavid on January 22, 2007 12:01 PM
It's funny because there is a guy in my class called Reuben
Title: posting ranks
Post by: rtil on January 22, 2007 11:56 PM
Quote from: athing
increase my post count manually
how about i decrease it with my fist
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on January 23, 2007 12:47 PM
lol can you really lower the posts of someone
Title: posting ranks
Post by: rtil on January 23, 2007 02:41 PM
i'm the admin, i can do anything i want.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: redmongoose on January 23, 2007 05:01 PM
(http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/style_images/1/pip.gif)(http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/style_images/1/pip.gif)(http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/style_images/1/pip.gif)
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on January 24, 2007 04:37 PM
5$ on athing  
25$ on rtil  
9$ on T-Bones
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on January 24, 2007 06:02 PM
lol here what i really bet:

athing-25$               happy  
rtil-26$              
T-Bones 24$ and 100 pennys              
dilly-10$
dagolith- 30$
zeke- 1$
Title: posting ranks
Post by: RobjaFalu on January 28, 2007 10:49 AM
I'll never make it.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: KingDavid on January 29, 2007 08:30 AM
myself $0.50
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on January 29, 2007 05:23 PM
you guys are such babys lol  
 sorry everyone i dont have alot of money to bet
Title: posting ranks
Post by: KingDavid on January 29, 2007 05:30 PM
T-bones makes a good point, 0 on everyone.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on January 31, 2007 01:19 PM
no ill still put 5$ on athing
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 5, 2007 01:08 PM
i'll kick all a yur asses!!!!
(http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iraq/images/camp-victory-2_full.jpg) <--- (wrath)
*their running from my wrath
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 5, 2007 08:05 PM
mmmm i can see
but i see myself in the back ground so hahaha they are running from me
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 5, 2007 11:58 PM
Quote from: T-Bones
mmmm i can see
but i see myself in the back ground so hahaha they are running from me
pffft you wish
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 6, 2007 07:38 AM
ya sometimes i like to wish  
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Top Kat on February 6, 2007 09:06 AM
dont we all
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 9, 2007 03:53 PM
Quote from: snstr
Hide post counts, they only encourage postwhoring and general bullshit like that.
uh, I'd read some of the other topics on this forum, all there is, is post whoring, it feel degrading at first. but you grow to accept it with time.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 9, 2007 04:09 PM
so very true
was snstr a spambot?
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 9, 2007 04:11 PM
i reeeeaaaally doubt it
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 9, 2007 04:31 PM
oh god no, not a friend of Nancy's! please don't be anything like him!
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 9, 2007 05:11 PM
o shit not another one  
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 9, 2007 06:20 PM
*grabs dagolith, dilly, and rtil and hides in bomb shelter*
we need to be very quite
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 9, 2007 06:31 PM
no, you'd probably have to go as far as roast dogg to get banned by Ryan, hell, Lauren (athing) put a rootkit link in a post and he didn't get banned. so ya you'd have to go really far.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: rtil on February 9, 2007 06:57 PM
roast dogg was the most moronic person i've ever stumbled upon online, his behavior reminded me of a dumb animal.

athing is my friend, although we both post in another forum where pretty much anything goes, but this is not the case on my boards. so, depending on where you come from, the rules are different.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: rtil on February 9, 2007 10:04 PM
you're so fiesty
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 10, 2007 10:29 AM
hahaha snstr you are welcomed to the backalley
sorry for all the rude comments
athing is very...........independent     so i thought you might be the same but you are cool
welcome
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Zwickel on February 10, 2007 07:35 PM
4000 is kinda lots, but you have lotsa fans (like me) so ull get them in no time >: U
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Eruanne on February 12, 2007 09:18 PM
Or somebody could be a mindless lunatic and simply post meaningless shit just to get up to that number?
Title: posting ranks
Post by: rtil on February 12, 2007 09:44 PM
i'd axe them.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 13, 2007 06:29 PM
sounds like ether me or athing
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 13, 2007 07:42 PM
Quote from: T-Bones
sounds like ether me or athing
of course it's you, your the only person that has more posts then the administrator. Ryan, he's showing you up.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Eruanne on February 13, 2007 09:30 PM
There might be some who would disagree with that statement, Athing...
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 14, 2007 09:47 AM
Quote from: athing
Quote from: T-Bones
sounds like ether me or athing
im not on the edge of being deleted like you

hahahahaha why would i be deleted i never put a porn link on here did i?  

dagolith- i just come to the backalleys alot i ant trying to show anyone up.  cept u!
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Eruanne on February 14, 2007 09:50 AM
The only showing up you're doing is to yourself...



*mumbles something about ungrammatical twits*
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 14, 2007 09:56 AM
ahhh burn!!! snap, i don't even care, because i'm still really cool in real live, isn't that right tay-tay? oh you know it right.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 14, 2007 12:25 PM
wait who were u saying that to dagolith?
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 14, 2007 12:53 PM
Quote from: T-Bones
wait who were u saying that to dagolith?
well, i was saying "i don't care" to you, and "i'm really cool in realy live" to tay-tay
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 14, 2007 01:06 PM
o i see thanks for tellin me that beth
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 14, 2007 01:32 PM
Quote from: T-Bones
o i see thanks for tellin me that beth
beth?, that was terrible.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 14, 2007 06:52 PM
ok sorry steph
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 14, 2007 07:27 PM
Quote from: T-Bones
ok sorry steph
cut it out T-boner, get your own skit.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: rtil on February 15, 2007 08:46 AM
Quote from: athing
e
yteah YOU TELL EM MAN GO OGET EM TIGER RARARA
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 15, 2007 12:41 PM
ooooook?
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Zaeon on February 17, 2007 02:54 PM
Quote from: T-Bones
lol here what i really bet:

athing-25$               happy  
rtil-26$              
T-Bones 24$ and 100 pennys              
dilly-10$
dagolith- 30$
zeke- 1$

fUCK YOU

I bet I could kick rtil's ass, simple shit
Title: posting ranks
Post by: dilly on February 17, 2007 03:53 PM
Quote from: T-Bones
lol here what i really bet:

athing-25$               happy  
rtil-26$              
T-Bones 24$ and 100 pennys              
dilly-10$
dagolith- 30$
zeke- 1$

  why do i have 10 bucks next to my name?
Title: posting ranks
Post by: rtil on February 17, 2007 05:58 PM
i think he's saying you could beat up zeke
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 17, 2007 11:36 PM
think of the money as your chance of winning, i don't know why i'm at the top, probably my kick ass & take names attitude.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Zaeon on February 18, 2007 06:33 AM
you wanna fuck with me bitch I'm 14 lift 250 lbs etc etc yata yata
Title: posting ranks
Post by: dilly on February 18, 2007 11:31 AM
mmm I'm screwed...

I'm 120 lbs and I can't remember how much I lift... But my guy friends have told me that I punch like a man
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 18, 2007 04:05 PM
bwahahaha!!!! 190lb i don't know much i can bench, and i'm a blue belt!!

.... also i'm that guy from the fantastic 4 that makes fire... ya.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 19, 2007 12:42 PM
hahahahahah im the thing bitch i bench 100,000,000,000,000
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Eruanne on February 20, 2007 07:38 AM
Quote from: Dagolith
bwahahaha!!!! 190lb i don't know much i can bench, and i'm a blue belt!!

.... also i'm that guy from the fantastic 4 that makes fire... ya.

If you were that guy, you'd simply say, "I'm Johnny Storm, bitches."

but you're not. So don't even bother.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: T-Bones on February 20, 2007 12:35 PM
Quote from: athing
Quote from: T-Bones
hahahahahah im the thing bitch i bench 100,000,000,000,000
lmao were ypou trying to say "athing"

no " thing " is one of the fantasic 4
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on February 21, 2007 10:54 PM
Quote from: Irishlioness
Quote from: Dagolith
bwahahaha!!!! 190lb i don't know much i can bench, and i'm a blue belt!!

.... also i'm that guy from the fantastic 4 that makes fire... ya.

If you were that guy, you'd simply say, "I'm Johnny Storm, bitches."

but you're not. So don't even bother.
i wasn't gonna, because thats lame, and i'm cool. far too cool to say lame things like that
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Vincent on March 2, 2007 01:06 PM
1 post down 3999 to go!!!
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on March 2, 2007 08:00 PM
uh i believe were fighting, so join in or be a spectator, but don't try and change the subject.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: 2poc on March 27, 2007 10:01 PM
wats up  T-Bones
Title: posting ranks
Post by: Dagolith on March 27, 2007 10:21 PM
he's been gone for a wail.
Title: posting ranks
Post by: trent bortknob on June 8, 2007 10:40 AM
hughugagh