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« on: March 8, 2011 03:37 AM »
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RANK 1: puddipuddi  (0 posts)
RANK 2: puddipuddi  1st class (25 posts)
RANK 3: kawaii corporal (50 posts)
RANK 4: sugoi sergeant (100 posts)
RANK 5: sugoi staff sergeant (250 posts)
RANK 6: sugoi sergeant first class (500 posts)
RANK 7: master sugoi sergeant (750 posts)
RANK 8: first sugoi sergeant (1,000 posts)
RANK 9: sugoi sergeant major (1,500 posts)
RANK 10: kawaii command sugoi sergeant (2,000 posts)
RANK 11: sugoi sergeant of the Uguu Army (3,000 posts)
RANK 12: Elite Miku Forces (5,000 posts)
RANK 13: Elite Miku Forces Brigadier (7,500 posts)
RANK 14: Supreme Vocaloid Lieutenant (10,000 posts)
RANK 15: Supreme General Commander of the Vocaloids (15,000 posts)
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for many years, your member rank was based on "pips" that were tiny, poorly drawn pixel top hats, which most people mistook for black cups. BUT NOT ANYMORE. you have now been drafted into Hatsune Miku's Royal Sugoi Vocaloid Uguu Army (ยฉ). the 12th rank now also requires 5,000 posts instead of 4,000 as the Elite Miku Forces are reserved for only first class posters with the finest contributions to our ranks.

oh, and there is going to be a news post in the near future with actual content in it - specifically a BIG cache of extremely hard to find production music in CD quality. some of you already know what it's from, but those of you who don't are in for a treat. in the meantime however, enjoy your new badge of honor, and a special place in the Uguu Army - an official branch of TheBackAlleys Armaments, a division of Rtil Biochemical Warfare, a subsidiary of Viacom.

see you on the battlefield~




























« Last Edit: March 9, 2011 03:57 AM by rtil »

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« Reply #1 on: March 8, 2011 04:45 AM »
FIRST REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: March 8, 2011 04:51 AM »
aw man im gonna miss the prohibition slang
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

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« Reply #3 on: March 8, 2011 04:55 AM »
damnit i wanted to be culinary sargeant
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
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« Reply #4 on: March 8, 2011 06:46 AM »
LOL this allows me to roleplay as in real life i would probably be fixing the radio!!



p.s. i dig it

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« Reply #5 on: March 8, 2011 07:08 AM »
Quote from: ���
FIRST REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #6 on: March 8, 2011 07:55 AM »
The new ranks look a lot nicer than the old ones.

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« Reply #7 on: March 8, 2011 09:49 AM »
WAC as your superior officer I hereby strip you of your rank. now whip out that old toothbrush, there's a whole bathroom needs cleanin'

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« Reply #8 on: March 8, 2011 10:49 AM »
i'm ok with this
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
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<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

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« Reply #9 on: March 8, 2011 11:06 AM »
I'd rather be a master sergeant shooter person, but this is still good.

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« Reply #10 on: March 8, 2011 11:23 AM »
Heh.

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« Reply #11 on: March 8, 2011 12:20 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 8, 2011 01:07 PM »
can i be a elite miku/farfetchd

i love miku and farfetchd i wish to be both

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« Reply #13 on: March 8, 2011 01:55 PM »
Ok can i be a culinary sargeant please? =]
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

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Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

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« Reply #14 on: March 8, 2011 02:09 PM »
sugoi sergeant TO THE MAX

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« Reply #15 on: March 8, 2011 02:28 PM »
this is some gay shit man

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« Reply #16 on: March 8, 2011 05:16 PM »
im posting to see what rank i have
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

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« Reply #17 on: March 8, 2011 06:07 PM »
I want to be puddipuddi.

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« Reply #18 on: March 8, 2011 06:22 PM »
i wanna be colonal clown

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« Reply #19 on: March 8, 2011 07:03 PM »
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WAC as your superior officer I hereby strip you of your rank. now whip out that old toothbrush, there's a whole bathroom needs cleanin'
:(

Can I use a mop at least? Maybe a small towel or two?