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Quote #24 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 3:42PM, September 2nd, 2012
Score: 15
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< BluPhoenix> wow im gay
Quote #230 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:02PM, July 10th, 2014
Score: 12
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[01:57.21] <+SrsSamus77> >satsuki's ass though
[01:58.01] <BluPhoenix> ryuuko has the tits, satsuki's got dat ass
[01:58.28] <+SrsSamus77> ryuuko does have a GREAT torso
[01:58.37] <+soup> they arent real
Quote #16 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:55AM, August 22nd, 2012
Score: 11
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[13:06] < nonzop> Mew let out a soft purr as she felt Pikachu’s cock against her entrance, “You dare fuck a legendary?” Mew teased as she broke the kiss.
[13:06] < nonzop> “I do.” Pikachu said with a cocky smirk as he started rubbing Mew against his body. Mew let out a gasp as her breast and vigina were being stimulated simultaneously. Pikachu could feel Mew’s nipples harden as they rested on his chest, both pokemon panted as they stared in to one another’s eyes.
Quote #22 | Submitted by: rtil on 5:55PM, August 30th, 2012
Score: 11
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[15:54:50] <@reptilicus> > click rpg trailer
[15:54:55] <@reptilicus> > "awake, my child"
[15:54:59] <@reptilicus> downvoted
[15:55:02] <@reptilicus> fuck you
Quote #50 | Submitted by: Shida on 5:10PM, October 9th, 2012
Score: 11
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<@torchtililight> holy
<@torchtililight> fucking
<@torchtililight> shit
<@torchtililight> listen up you faggotrons.
<@torchtililight> next time you make ANYTHING
<@torchtililight> WITH BACON
<@torchtililight> you put fucking garlic on it
<@torchtililight> i do not give a shit if you are allergic
<@torchtililight> i do not give a shit if you are a vampire
<@torchtililight> you have been eating bacon wrong for years
<@torchtililight> i came last night
<@torchtililight> from a sandwich
<@torchtililight> and wept bitterly into my pillow
Quote #64 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:03PM, October 29th, 2012
Score: 9
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[07:48.27] <~rtil> THREAT LEVEL ORANGE internet warrior BLUPHOENIX destroys peaceful furry community in secondlife, thousands e-dead
Quote #280 | Submitted by: rtil on 7:34PM, March 26th, 2015
Score: 9
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[19:33:07] <+bd648> maybe when i go to college!
[19:33:08] <+weedle> You will never go to college you're a robot.
[19:33:13] <+bd648> FUCK YOU
Quote #3 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:18PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 8
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< Ashington> you just admitted that you find masturbation wretched feeling
< Ashington> something may be wrong
< Ashington> with your junk
< Gakupo> shut the fuck up you limey fuckhead
Quote #23 | Submitted by: Shida on 2:07PM, August 31st, 2012
Score: 8
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< Kooh-> I forgot about this game
< Kooh-> wow
< Kooh-> so many memories
< Kooh-> of me not playing
< Kooh-> and hearing about this game
Quote #34 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:46PM, September 10th, 2012
Score: 8
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[21:42] <@reptilicus> "Feds can't catch newest drug submarines"
[21:43] <@reptilicus> holy shit
[21:43] <@dilly> dude
[21:43] <@dilly> that writes itself
[21:43] <@reptilicus> i want a movie about
[21:43] <@reptilicus> underwater drug cartels
[21:43] <@dilly> drug runnera who use a submarine to cart shit around
[21:44] < rtil[L]> you know the mob's gotten out of control when they can afford submarines
[21:44] <@reptilicus> "this is pretty good stuff ese. too bad you wont be alive to enjoy it. PERISCOPE DOWN, HOMBRES"
[21:44] <@reptilicus> and then a wooden torpedo made of pinata paper
[21:44] <@reptilicus> comes soaring through the water
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