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Quote #287 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 10:30PM, April 9th, 2015
Score: 5
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<Sirius7> <BluPhoenix> i had a recurring nightmare when i was in my teen years where i was being chase by a woman with a beautiful body, missing a face, with a sort of black hole vacuum in its place
<Sirius7> that doesn't sound too bad
<Sirius7> imagine the blowjobs

***SOMETIME LATER***

<valiums> there once was a lass in blu's dream, who had a fine body indeed. But her face was a hole, with only one way to go, and it really did tempt Sam's peen
<valiums> i try'd
<Sirius7> that was beautiful
Quote #261 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 5:27PM, December 9th, 2014
Score: 4
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<slack> `ud porn
<weedle> porn http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=porn
<weedle> The best thing in the world
<bd648> oh
<bd648> `ud robot
<weedle> robot http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=robot
<weedle> scariest fucking things on earth.
<bd648> FUCK YOU
Quote #237 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 10:06PM, July 31st, 2014
Score: 3
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<bd648> rtil: animator by day, pornstar by night
Quote #239 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 3:07PM, August 2nd, 2014
Score: 3
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<rtil> an ebola cure is only 30 white people away
Quote #272 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 11:50PM, March 10th, 2015
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<slack> 'seen a dick
<weedle> I have never seen a dick
<mib_ar22lj> rekt
Quote #288 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 8:08AM, April 16th, 2015
Score: 3
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<Sirius7> frozen 2 was announced
<Sirius7> kill everything
<[Dust]> Just let it go Sam
<DrShida> Lmaooooo
<Sirius7> god
<Sirius7> FUCKING
<Sirius7> DAMMIT
Quote #304 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 8:58AM, July 1st, 2015
Score: 3
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* Kizunami (~Kizunami@98D6B76B:E678ECB8:222DF4B2:IP) has joined
<Kizunami> Do you ever just cum in your pajamas
Quote #335 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 1:17AM, October 29th, 2015
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<lenko> maybe sonic will go to hell in his next adventure
<lenko> mario's been i think
<BluPhoenix> sonic's been in hell for years
Quote #340 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 2:41AM, November 5th, 2015
Score: 3
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<rtil> my tumblr dash is mostly full of anime sluts
Quote #354 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 1:24PM, December 24th, 2015
Score: 3
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<slack> i get a boner just by opening chrome in incognito mode
<slack> cause my dick always knows what comes next
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