[04:40] <+wwchicken> big nigger dick
[04:41] <+BluPhoenix> yeah i was pretty surprised
[04:41] <+BluPhoenix> (and delighted)
[04:41] <+bd648> wat

<@Shida> I love Owl City

< dilly> i like walking around my house going "je t'aime.... JE T'AIME"

< slack> `exec chan.do('tries to suck wwchicken's dick but it is too big')
* Jane_86 tries to suck wwchicken's dick but it is too big

[15:02] <Paw> oh and slack: if you need reference on how to put pizza in the oven, i've taken a pic to show you: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24109167/meh/IMG_20150822_140039.jpg
[15:02] <+slack> you must not know very much about me
[15:02] <+slack> i am the pizza champ 'round here

< wwchicken> joke time!
<Lionsef> okay!
< wwchicken> I like my women like my sponges...
< wwchicken> yellow and full of wet holes
<Metroid62> ?
<Metroid62> oh
<Metroid62> you'll love spongebob then
<Metroid62> she's both
< wwchicken> your turn to joke
<Lionsef> sorry against my religion
< wwchicken> sorry i didnt mean any disrespec
< wwchicken> my turn
<Lionsef> good luck out there, champ
< wwchicken> i like my beer like my mountains
< wwchicken> huge
<Metroid62> I thought you said dicks for a second there
< wwchicken> i like my beer like my dicks
< wwchicken> huge
< wwchicken> i like my money like my pimples
< wwchicken> green
< wwchicken> i like my toes like my computer
< wwchicken> well organised
<BluPhoenix> i like my insane AIs like i like my chicken
<BluPhoenix> beaten
< wwchicken> i like my bluphoenix like i like my constipated bowels
< wwchicken> not
< wwchicken> i like my armchair like i like my couch
< wwchicken> comfortable to sit on
<Lionsef> wow
<Lionsef> why arent you a millionaire
<Lionsef> are are you?
<BluPhoenix> [22:00] < wwchicken> i like my bluphoenix like i like my constipated bowels
<BluPhoenix> [22:01] < wwchicken> not
<BluPhoenix> wtf man i wasnt talking about you
< wwchicken> but i was
<BluPhoenix> rude
< wwchicken> i like my women like i like my meat
< wwchicken> a lot
<Lionsef> the best
<BluPhoenix> i like my women like i like my chips
<BluPhoenix> heavily salted
<Lionsef> gross
< wwchicken> i like my coffee like i like my women
< wwchicken> i dont like coffee
<BluPhoenix> forever alone
< wwchicken> i like my video games like i like my movies
< wwchicken> because theyre equally nice
<BluPhoenix> i like my anime like i like my mysteries
<BluPhoenix> a little ECCHI dohohoho
<Lionsef> softcore?
< wwchicken> i dont get it
<BluPhoenix> pun on 'sketchy'
<Lionsef> yeah neither do I
< [cipher]> i get it!
< wwchicken> me too
<Lionsef> I know what ecchi means
<Lionsef> but
<Lionsef> whatever fine Ill give it to you
<Lionsef> 2/3
<BluPhoenix> i dont want your damn lemons
<Lionsef> but they're half price
<BluPhoenix> burn your house down
<BluPhoenix> with the lemons
< wwchicken> i like my 'i like my x like i like my y jokes' like i like my blowjobs
< wwchicken> good and not from bluephoenix
< wwchicken> jk you give good blowjobs
<Lionsef> sorry we removed the combustible centers cause of customer complaint
<BluPhoenix> thank you.
<Lionsef> you spelled bluphoenix wrong
<BluPhoenix> who cars
< wwchicken> no i spelled it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< wwchicken> asshole...
<Lionsef> okay
<Lionsef> ill give it to you
<Lionsef> 1/2
< wwchicken> i like my fridge like i like my cupboard
< wwchicken> full of corpses
<Lionsef> ed gein
< wwchicken> i like my video games like i like my girls
< wwchicken> but sometimes i like video games more
<BluPhoenix> id advise you vouch for loveplus
<BluPhoenix> i like my 'i like my x like i like my y jokes' from chicken like i like my russian roulette
<BluPhoenix> both ending with me blowing my brains out
< wwchicken> you like your russian roulettes to end like that?
<BluPhoenix> yes

< Ashington> superwigger sounds like some crazy homeless man
< Ashington> who used to own a wig store before it went bust
< Ashington> getting bitten by a radioactive pigeon
< Ashington> and using his power of speed and flight to shoot around the city and crazy speeds
< Ashington> dispensing wigs to those in need of some chrome on their dome

< BluPhoenix> wow im gay