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Quote #3 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:18PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 8
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< Ashington> you just admitted that you find masturbation wretched feeling
< Ashington> something may be wrong
< Ashington> with your junk
< Gakupo> shut the fuck up you limey fuckhead
Quote #4 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:18PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 4
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< Ashington> cause its an example of you getting mad at something that wasn't even trying to wind you up
< ^V> IF IM A BAD TROLL THEN HOW COME THIS
< ^V> OOOOOO I FOOLED YOU THAT WASNT A TROLL
< ^V> OEND
< ^V> ROFLFMAOIJ
Quote #5 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 3:18PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 1
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< dilly> i like walking around my house going "je t'aime.... JE T'AIME"
Quote #6 | Submitted by: Kooh on 3:19PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 3
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22:36 worksader hiiiiii
22:36 worksader i lodsta
22:36 worksader lost
22:36 [cipher] hello
22:36 worksader my wallet
22:36 worksader
22:36 dilly good gravy child
22:36 G3no Shieeeeeeeeeeetttt
22:36 dilly the last day of work and you lose your wallet?
22:36 worksader yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:37 dilly tut tut :<
22:37 worksader it was there thje whole timemmemamfdsmk
22:37 *** Stus_wallet joined #thebackalleys cgiirc@Rizon-AA7975A7.dsl.dyn.telnor.net
22:37 HatsuneMiku We were just talking about you, Stus_wallet.
22:37 worksader hiiiii
22:37 Mexikooh HOLY CRAP
22:37 worksader miuku
22:37 G3no ROFLMAO
22:37 G3no WAIT
22:37 worksader oh
22:37 worksader nnnoo
22:37 worksader wallet
22:37 *** G3no is now known as awdawe
22:37 worksader come here
22:38 *** Stus_wallet quit () cgiirc@Rizon-AA7975A7.dsl.dyn.telnor.net
22:38 worksader fukc
22:38 Mexikooh oh no
22:38 worksader no
22:38 worksader asshole
22:38 awdawe LOL
Quote #7 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:21PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 6
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<~rtil> shida wake up
<spite> yeah I have an artist* working on our band logo
<spite> *that asshole friend of yours that knows how to pirate photoshop
* Shida (fefe@Britland.City) has joined #thebackalleys
* Warden sets mode: o Shida
< Isabella> Hello, Shida
<spite> whoa rtil
< sevv> what the fuck
<spite> are you some kind of
<spite> wizard?
<@Shida> ?
Quote #8 | Submitted by: rtil on 3:26PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 6
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test quote please ignore
Quote #9 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 3:33PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 3
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< wwchicken> joke time!
<Lionsef> okay!
< wwchicken> I like my women like my sponges...
< wwchicken> yellow and full of wet holes
<Metroid62> ?
<Metroid62> oh
<Metroid62> you'll love spongebob then
<Metroid62> she's both
< wwchicken> your turn to joke
<Lionsef> sorry against my religion
< wwchicken> sorry i didnt mean any disrespec
< wwchicken> my turn
<Lionsef> good luck out there, champ
< wwchicken> i like my beer like my mountains
< wwchicken> huge
<Metroid62> I thought you said dicks for a second there
< wwchicken> i like my beer like my dicks
< wwchicken> huge
< wwchicken> i like my money like my pimples
< wwchicken> green
< wwchicken> i like my toes like my computer
< wwchicken> well organised
<BluPhoenix> i like my insane AIs like i like my chicken
<BluPhoenix> beaten
< wwchicken> i like my bluphoenix like i like my constipated bowels
< wwchicken> not
< wwchicken> i like my armchair like i like my couch
< wwchicken> comfortable to sit on
<Lionsef> wow
<Lionsef> why arent you a millionaire
<Lionsef> are are you?
<BluPhoenix> [22:00] < wwchicken> i like my bluphoenix like i like my constipated bowels
<BluPhoenix> [22:01] < wwchicken> not
<BluPhoenix> wtf man i wasnt talking about you
< wwchicken> but i was
<BluPhoenix> rude
< wwchicken> i like my women like i like my meat
< wwchicken> a lot
<Lionsef> the best
<BluPhoenix> i like my women like i like my chips
<BluPhoenix> heavily salted
<Lionsef> gross
< wwchicken> i like my coffee like i like my women
< wwchicken> i dont like coffee
<BluPhoenix> forever alone
< wwchicken> i like my video games like i like my movies
< wwchicken> because theyre equally nice
<BluPhoenix> i like my anime like i like my mysteries
<BluPhoenix> a little ECCHI dohohoho
<Lionsef> softcore?
< wwchicken> i dont get it
<BluPhoenix> pun on 'sketchy'
<Lionsef> yeah neither do I
< [cipher]> i get it!
< wwchicken> me too
<Lionsef> I know what ecchi means
<Lionsef> but
<Lionsef> whatever fine Ill give it to you
<Lionsef> 2/3
<BluPhoenix> i dont want your damn lemons
<Lionsef> but they're half price
<BluPhoenix> burn your house down
<BluPhoenix> with the lemons
< wwchicken> i like my 'i like my x like i like my y jokes' like i like my blowjobs
< wwchicken> good and not from bluephoenix
< wwchicken> jk you give good blowjobs
<Lionsef> sorry we removed the combustible centers cause of customer complaint
<BluPhoenix> thank you.
<Lionsef> you spelled bluphoenix wrong
<BluPhoenix> who cars
< wwchicken> no i spelled it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< wwchicken> asshole...
<Lionsef> okay
<Lionsef> ill give it to you
<Lionsef> 1/2
< wwchicken> i like my fridge like i like my cupboard
< wwchicken> full of corpses
<Lionsef> ed gein
< wwchicken> i like my video games like i like my girls
< wwchicken> but sometimes i like video games more
<BluPhoenix> id advise you vouch for loveplus
<BluPhoenix> i like my 'i like my x like i like my y jokes' from chicken like i like my russian roulette
<BluPhoenix> both ending with me blowing my brains out
< wwchicken> you like your russian roulettes to end like that?
<BluPhoenix> yes
Quote #10 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 3:37PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 4
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< Ashington> superwigger sounds like some crazy homeless man
< Ashington> who used to own a wig store before it went bust
< Ashington> getting bitten by a radioactive pigeon
< Ashington> and using his power of speed and flight to shoot around the city and crazy speeds
< Ashington> dispensing wigs to those in need of some chrome on their dome
Quote #11 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:39PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: -1
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<@Shida> I should get my shoes on
<@Shida> and prepare for 3 hours of 'siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh'
< lenks> 3 hours of lethal dick
<@Shida> lenks if you want someone to do you can take my exam for me
<@Shida> lmao
<@Shida> someone to do
<@Shida> something to do
<@Shida> this exam is gonna go great!
<@SHADOWFOX2> :]
<@Shida> also lenks your face is a lethal dick, just had to say
<@Shida> ;I
< DARKGAMER6669> chicken arise
< DARKGAMER6669> arise chicken arise
< lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
<@Shida> ;( I'm sorry bby i kno its tough
<@Shida> u no i steel luv u
< DARKGAMER6669> once again i am in a conversation with 2 smelly brits
< lenks> lmao, steel
< DARKGAMER6669> *sigh*
< lenks> >_>
< lenks> <_<

[BORING STUFF]

<@Shida> yeah Shads you never talk and when you do
<@Shida> your mic is so quiet
<@Shida> okay I should probably go get my coat and stuff and head off
< lenks> shads is too busy making ANTHEMS
<@SHADOWFOX2> You all are just so loud
<@Shida> I'm not loud
< lenks> have fun in your boring lecture at university (pfffft) nerd student baby
<@Shida> I am quiet
<@Shida> It's not a lecture ;______;
< lenks> oops
<@Shida> I wish it was
<@SHADOWFOX2> I'm dumb anyways I have nothing interesting to say
< lenks> well i messed that up
<@Shida> yea
<@SHADOWFOX2> GOOD LUCK SHIDA
<@Shida> you jerk
<@Shida> god
<@Shida> just
<@Shida> my feelings
< lenks> pffft....students....
<@SHADOWFOX2> Why after all this time....
<@Shida> exam time!
lenks> my feelings cant explain
<@Shida> 40 minute walk!
< lenks> MADE FOR EACH OTHER
< Thurnis_Haley> goodbye shida
<@Shida> OKAY
<%lenks> cya fearn
<%lenks> 'good'
<%lenks> 'luck'
<@Shida> bastard
<@Shida> :P
<@Shida> okay bye
<%lenks> lmao
Quote #12 | Submitted by: etch on 6:00PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: -16
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