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Quote #122 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 1:16PM, February 7th, 2013
Score: 8
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[04:08.40] < Sinitron> FOR THE PAST 48 HOURS I SLEPT LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF
[04:08.42] < Sinitron> FUUUUUUUUCK
[04:08.50] < Sinitron> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TIRED AND IT TINGLED IN MY EYES
[04:08.55] < Sinitron> TINGLES
[04:08.58] < Sinitron> OR SOMETHING
[04:09.15] < Sinitron> I CAN'T CRACK MY KNUCKLES ANYMORE
[04:09.21] < Sinitron> THEY JUST STOPPED MAKING NOISE A WHILE AGO
[04:09.33] < Sinitron> I GUESS MY BONES ARE FUCKING LIQUID BY NOW
[04:09.57] < Sinitron> I GUESS THAT FUCKING EXPLAINS WWHY MY HANDS ARE QUAKING LIKE REACTOR-TRASHING EARTHRUMBLINGS IN-JAPAN
[04:10.04] < Sinitron> FFFUCK
[04:10.34] < Coolboyman> What are you doing?
[04:11.41] < Sinitron> I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD
Quote #151 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:33AM, April 14th, 2013
Score: 8
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[02:20.10] <+bd648> what does the s on superman's chest stand for
[02:20.24] <+bd648> wait
[02:20.27] <+bd648> shit
Quote #58 | Submitted by: dilly on 3:16PM, October 24th, 2012
Score: 7
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* matthewcamacho (cgiirc@Rizon-A7BA5C39.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #thebackalleys
<matthewcamacho> hey
<matthewcamacho> i want to get layed.
* matthewcamacho was kicked by Spookda (go fuck yourself)
Quote #91 | Submitted by: dilly on 10:12AM, December 12th, 2012
Score: 7
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< Harukei> mm
< Harukei> dick
Quote #104 | Submitted by: bd648 on 2:59PM, December 30th, 2012
Score: 7
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sinitron: fuck you i flex my fucking chest hair bitch
Quote #180 | Submitted by: dilly on 2:38PM, August 22nd, 2013
Score: 7
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<+slack> reminds me of the time i got drunk and passed out in my car in the strip club parking lot and missed election day
<~rtil> that is the most american thing i've ever heard
Quote #233 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:15AM, July 16th, 2014
Score: 7
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[00:08:49] <~rtil> all those years trying to get senpai to notice you
[00:08:52] <~rtil> suddenly
[00:08:56] <~rtil> you become the senpai
[00:09:01] <~rtil> and so the cycle continues
[00:10:01] <basketWeaver> the cycle of senpai never noticing
[00:10:21] <basketWeaver> you either die a kouhai
[00:10:26] <basketWeaver> or live long enough to see yourself become the senpai
Quote #255 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 9:25PM, October 19th, 2014
Score: 7
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[12:11.43] <+Sirius7> dilly
[12:11.46] <+Sirius7> http://i.imgur.com/tYrVl53.jpg
[12:11.50] <+Sirius7> is this what ohio is like
[12:11.57] <@dilly> no
[12:13.46] <+Sirius7> then what is it
[12:14.09] <@dilly> this is what ohio looks like http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/71/6999rQ_submission.jpg
Quote #320 | Submitted by: d-floe on 7:11PM, September 6th, 2015
Score: 7
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[7:38:04 PM] Kizunami: First time I touched boobs I gave em a good suck and then I shit my pants
[7:38:19 PM] slack: for real?
[7:38:35 PM] Kizunami: Yeah I was hardly a day old
[7:38:43 PM] slack: lmfao fuck off
Quote #7 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:21PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 6
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<~rtil> shida wake up
<spite> yeah I have an artist* working on our band logo
<spite> *that asshole friend of yours that knows how to pirate photoshop
* Shida (fefe@Britland.City) has joined #thebackalleys
* Warden sets mode: o Shida
< Isabella> Hello, Shida
<spite> whoa rtil
< sevv> what the fuck
<spite> are you some kind of
<spite> wizard?
<@Shida> ?
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