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Quote #301 | Submitted by: rtil on 8:54PM, June 25th, 2015
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[20:50:25] <+bd648> `abuse zwimmy
[20:50:25] weedle removes zwimmy with an autism vaccine
[20:50:31] <+bd648> dayum
[20:50:31] <+zwimmy> LOL
Quote #300 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 11:41PM, June 21st, 2015
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01:39 Lishy: you gotta admit, the cast of scooby doo have really great designs for anime characters
Quote #299 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 1:02AM, June 18th, 2015
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12:43 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon: oi
12:43 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon: you got a skype, mate?
12:48 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: no
12:48 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i live in a mud hut
12:48 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: with my good friend mud man
12:49 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: we make play of video game using a system of copper wire and sprockets
12:52 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: tbh im starting to become attracted to mud man
12:53 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: but any time i try to make seggs with man he threatens to make me take a dirt nap
12:55 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: it is truly hard time for mud man like me
12:55 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: in home town of bangladesh
12:56 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: one day we set up clay childrens hospital for bono's arrival
12:56 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon: dude me and my friends are laughin so fuckin hard right now
12:56 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: but huge tidal wave wash it away
12:56 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: now bono will never sing for us
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: we cant even gather food because there is no foliage
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: even with all the rain our dirt becomes mud
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: this is all that remains
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i walk along muddy beach and get swept away by passing sea occasionally
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: gives me time to think
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i begin to wonder
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: when mud man wash away
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: will new mud man form?
1:01 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: perhaps these questions are best left to mud god
1:02 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: atop his clay throne in the inflatable funhouse of the heavens above
1:08 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: other times sea can also be kind
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: it gives gifts to beautiful soil
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: such as
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: espn magazine
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: more dirt
1:10 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon is now Online.
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: the latest season of the simpsons
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: and once, a banjo
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: it truly amazing, this land
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: when mud man think to himself...
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: what a wonderful world? *banjo strums*
1:15 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: sometimes mud family gets rowdy
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud mother gets needy asking for yet even more facial scrub
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: and mud child still wont take his god damn bath
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: "MUD CHILD YOU TAKE YOUR MUD BATH RIGHT NOW" i exclaim
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud child weeps into sod pillow
1:17 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i feel nothing
1:17 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud man feel no shame.
1:17 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud man has no room for heart.
Quote #298 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 11:31PM, June 17th, 2015
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<elm> man the gerber baby is such a lil shit
<elm> wrong chat
<Binary_10> what.
Quote #297 | Submitted by: Binary_2 on 10:06PM, June 16th, 2015
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[21:55:42]
<zwimmy> soup can you draw me boobs
<bd648> what
<zwimmy> like draw them
<zwimmy> for me
<zwimmy> for my chest
<zwimmy> draw me real boobs
<souperb> thats one hell of a commission
<souperb> i dont think i can do this
<zwimmy> well you gotta do it
<zwimmy> or else I'll fire you
<souperb> ples boss

**MEANWHILE ON STEAM**

[21:57:40] Soup loads in to instantly play insurgency
Quote #296 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 8:54PM, June 12th, 2015
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<Sirius7> well I have a utilikilt
<Sirius7> enjoy your lack of pockets
<bd648> THATS NOT A KILT
<bd648> YA FUCK
<Sirius7> it says kilt right in the name
<Sirius7> you can't fool me
<bd648> ILL MAKE HAGGIS OUT OF YOU
Quote #295 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 3:49PM, June 3rd, 2015
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<commander_furry> where do girls liev
<BluPhoenix> in a cave
<BluPhoenix> man live under rock
<BluPhoenix> babby formed when rock and cave meet
Quote #294 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 1:21AM, June 1st, 2015
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<elm> Draw some boobs
<elm> go to titties.com
<elm> go to titties.gov
<elm> go to titties.edu if you have to
Quote #293 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:59AM, May 11th, 2015
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2:55 PM - =ᴥ= elkhunter •ᴥ•: needs a big duck bulge
2:55 PM - =ᴥ= elkhunter •ᴥ•: if u know what I mean
Quote #292 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 7:19AM, April 27th, 2015
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Maho: here comes the money eyyyyy
Maho: exact quotes from valve hq
Maho: man i used to work literally across the street
Maho: from valve
Maho: in bellevue wash
a loaf of bread.: rip valve's legacy
a loaf of bread.: which was already tattered
a loaf of bread.: due to the ruination of tf2
Maho: bellevue is such a kick ass town
a loaf of bread.: and the fact they havent made shit in 3 years
Maho: nobody was there to grieve for tf2
Maho: tf2 is the drug addict that used to have friends
Maho: with nobody at the funeral
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