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Quote #291 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 12:47AM, April 27th, 2015
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[03:38.09] <+[Dust]> What is the sleep?
[03:38.22] <BluPhoenix> something i am unfamiliar with
[03:38.52] <+[Dust]> I was gonna say "what kind of question is that" then realized my hypocrisy.
[03:40.01] <BluPhoenix> i'm not sure if you have heard of this hip indie band The Sleep, but they're pretty underground u've probably never heard of them
[03:40.20] <+[Dust]> No I have not.
[03:40.29] <BluPhoenix> me neither
[03:40.38] <+[Dust]> I live under a rock
[03:41.33] <+[Dust]> even my mailbox is a rock, it's not hollow, they just put the mail around it.
[03:42.18] <BluPhoenix> they're so underground their existence within your brain is an anomaly, recursively blanking your cognitive memory so u keep never hearing about them
[03:42.37] <+[Dust]> but I'm hearing about them now
[03:42.45] <+[Dust]> am I both hearing and not hearing about it?
[03:42.45] <BluPhoenix> hearing about what?
[03:42.49] <+[Dust]> The sleep
[03:42.55] <BluPhoenix> never heard of them
[03:43.05] <+[Dust]> You know the...what were we talking about again?
[03:43.10] <BluPhoenix> i dunno
[03:43.14] <BluPhoenix> football, maybe
Quote #290 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 7:19PM, April 21st, 2015
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* Thor (~Thor@471EE50A.AEB0F2D0.C915EAA0.IP) has joined
* Sirius7 reinforces windows
* Thor slams into the windows and bounces off
* Thor has quit ()
<Sirius7> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Quote #289 | Submitted by: rtil on 3:22PM, April 17th, 2015
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<+bd648> i don't see memes
Quote #288 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 8:08AM, April 16th, 2015
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<Sirius7> frozen 2 was announced
<Sirius7> kill everything
<[Dust]> Just let it go Sam
<DrShida> Lmaooooo
<Sirius7> god
<Sirius7> FUCKING
<Sirius7> DAMMIT
Quote #287 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 10:30PM, April 9th, 2015
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<Sirius7> <BluPhoenix> i had a recurring nightmare when i was in my teen years where i was being chase by a woman with a beautiful body, missing a face, with a sort of black hole vacuum in its place
<Sirius7> that doesn't sound too bad
<Sirius7> imagine the blowjobs

***SOMETIME LATER***

<valiums> there once was a lass in blu's dream, who had a fine body indeed. But her face was a hole, with only one way to go, and it really did tempt Sam's peen
<valiums> i try'd
<Sirius7> that was beautiful
Quote #286 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:16PM, April 9th, 2015
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[10:07.02] <BluPhoenix> if you call a chick a faggot
[10:07.09] <BluPhoenix> does that make her a
[10:07.11] <BluPhoenix> fagette
[10:15.00] <+ExBerian> id you call bread a faggot
[10:15.06] <+ExBerian> does that make it a
[10:15.09] <+ExBerian> baguette?
[10:15.16] <+ExBerian> thats all i got
[10:15.22] <+slack> you're both gay
Quote #285 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:39PM, April 9th, 2015
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[09:01.57] <+ExBerian> "The couch doesnt pull out, but I do." --bd648
Quote #284 | Submitted by: ExBerian on 9:01PM, April 8th, 2015
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[11:59.05] <~rtil> he was sent here by the fbi to profile us before we get v& for torrenting hentai
[11:59.11] <BluPhoenix> not AGAIN
Quote #283 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 11:20PM, March 31st, 2015
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00:58 zwimmy I wonder how many guys could I take on at once
00:58 zwimmy I wish I had more holes
00:58 zwimmy ;_;
Quote #282 | Submitted by: slack on 10:36AM, March 30th, 2015
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<@Shida> OH GOD I STROKED IT
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