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Quote #32 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:01PM, September 5th, 2012
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BluPhoenix: rip pooper "he was the best hole"
Quote #14 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:50AM, August 22nd, 2012
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[03:01] <~rtil> if we listen to eachother's heart
[03:01] <~rtil> and find we're never too far apart
[03:01] <~rtil> and maybe love is the reason why
[03:01] <~rtil> for the first time ever
[03:01] <~rtil> seein' it
[03:01] <~rtil> eye 2 eye
[03:02] < optilimusprime> powerline
[03:02] < logen> wth
[03:02] <~rtil> DO THE PERFECT CAST
[03:02] < optilimusprime> NO I WANT YOU TO HIT THE ROCKS UNDER THE WATERFALL AND DIED
[03:02] <~rtil> YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
[03:02] < optilimusprime> "the end" a goofy movie rated R
Quote #15 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:53AM, August 22nd, 2012
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<ry99an> whales are sad because they are fat
Quote #17 | Submitted by: rtil on 1:02AM, August 22nd, 2012
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[17:53] <~rtil> two movies of gooby
[17:54] < lenks> gooby 2: meet the goobies
[17:54] <~rtil> gooby gets gruesome
[17:54] < lenks> gooby 3: son of gooby
[17:55] < ukinojoe> Gooby Double Feature in 3D
[17:55] < ukinojoe> first it shows Gooby in 3D
[17:55] < ukinojoe> then it shows Gooby in 3D again
[17:55] < lenks> gooby 4: gooby and the mask
[17:55] < lenks> gooby 5: goofy gooby
[17:55] < ukinojoe> Gooby 5: The Gooblets
[17:55] <~rtil> gooby 12: the land before gooby
[17:56] < lenks> gooby 6: return of willie
[17:56] < lenks> gooby vs. predator
[17:56] < ukinojoe> Gooby Vs. Jason
[17:56] < Ixintro> lmao gooblets
[17:56] < ukinojoe> Gooby (2018 Film)
[17:56] < ukinojoe> you'd have a reboot
[17:56] < ukinojoe> of the series
[17:56] < ukinojoe> just called Gooby
[17:57] <~rtil> a tale of two goobies
[17:57] < lenks> whoever gooby was 'dedicated' to was obviously someone the director really fuckin hated
[17:57] <~rtil> dedicated to my son. i'm disappointed in you
Quote #18 | Submitted by: rtil on 1:06AM, August 22nd, 2012
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[01:18] <%reptilicus> I didn't always hate Goofy, in fact I used to like him. but sometime during my early double digit years I started having these dreams about Goofy. In these dreams Goofy would sexual molest my penis and stick his feet in my ass. Eventually ass raping me hard and hyuk hyuking the whole time. I would wake screaming sometimes. Ever since then I've hated him. Goofy raped me in my sleep.
Quote #26 | Submitted by: bd648 on 8:30PM, September 3rd, 2012
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dilly I was running around my house with q-tips in my ears screaming "I'M AN ALIEN"
Quote #33 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 5:37PM, September 9th, 2012
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[06:30.42] <BluPhoenix> a brief summary of shizuo heiwajima's backstory:
[06:30.52] <BluPhoenix> IIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[06:31.53] < bd648> or alternativly. "hey bro i got you some bartenders outfits" "IIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:32.47] <BluPhoenix> "hey man, you hear about the dollars?" "IIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:33.28] < bd648> "hey i dont have a head" "IIIIIIIIZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:33.34] <BluPhoenix> "hey man i could use some help moving out of my apartment this afternoon, you wanna help?" "IIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:33.54] <BluPhoenix> "yo shizuo, pepsi or coke?" "IIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:33.54] < bd648> "want to go out sometime?" "IIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Quote #36 | Submitted by: bd648 on 12:06AM, September 16th, 2012
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01:03 reptilicus: Murphy? why are you summoning demons and not helping us fight cyber-terrorists?
Quote #37 | Submitted by: dilly on 2:51PM, September 18th, 2012
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bd648 is not a potty. please stay away.
Quote #42 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 9:21PM, September 21st, 2012
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< ropesnake> who doesnt have hot rina chan porn ugh hell yeah take it
< ropesnake> unf
<RVS_Anonymous>
< anigen> i dunno man i think we deserve something here i mean
< anigen> this is a pretty crazy package.
< anigen> tell me, rvs
< anigen> do you want this porn?
<RVS_Anonymous> sure
<RVS_Anonymous> yea
< anigen> do you want to touch yourself to it
<RVS_Anonymous> ....
< anigen> in places where no mortal has touched before
<RVS_Anonymous> yes
< anigen> are you hard right now
< anigen> just thinking about these pictures
<RVS_Anonymous> uhh.. no
< anigen> and this delicious video
< anigen> OH WELL FUK U THEN
< anigen> >:C
<RVS_Anonymous> ok ye aI am
<RVS_Anonymous> <_< I am rock hard
< anigen> is your dick
< anigen> salivating
< anigen> with precum
<RVS_Anonymous> sigh....
< anigen> almost bleeding
< anigen> with
< anigen> jizz
<RVS_Anonymous> yes O=o
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