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Quote #80 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 7:20AM, November 29th, 2012
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< salutations> i really didn't want to see any vagina this early in the morning
Quote #83 | Submitted by: Kooh on 2:15AM, December 3rd, 2012
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00:13 reptilicus its akin to the admin of zombocom arriving in a anti-nationalism website and going "WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THE MATING RITUALS OF THE YUCATAN TREE FROG? I SURE DO."
00:14 Sheepy ???
00:14 reptilicus son
00:14 reptilicus dont make me trout you
Quote #88 | Submitted by: bd648 on 6:01PM, December 7th, 2012
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18:52 Shida man bodies are weird
18:52 bd648 anatomy is weird
18:53 bd648 then again so is quantum physics
18:53 bd648 and potatos
18:53 bd648 fucking potatos man
18:53 bd648 weird shit
18:53 Shida water is weirder than potatoes
18:53 bd648 you know whats weirder? chairs
18:54 wwchicken NSFW
18:54 Shida how are chairs weirder than a substance that expands when its both being frozen and boiled?
18:54 bd648 because... you sit in them
18:54 bd648 and think
18:54 bd648 about weird stuff
18:54 wwchicken trigger warning: butts are weird.
18:55 bd648 weird asses
18:55 bd648 litterally
18:56 redm man chairs are like butt beds
18:56 bd648 dude
18:56 bd648 thats deep
18:56 wwchicken weve come full circle
18:56 redm and when youre sitting in them your butts are like having butt dreams and stuff man
18:56 bd648 what do butts dream about?
18:57 redm other butts id imagine
18:57 redm butt adventures with other butts in far off butt universes
18:58 bd648 butt anatomy is weird
18:58 redm its buttception
18:58 redm haha get it?
18:58 redm its like a butt inside another butt
18:58 redm thats comedy gold
18:58 bd648 dude the butts are too deep
18:59 bd648 come back man
18:59 bd648 you went too deep
18:59 redm thats what the butt said
18:59 redm when another butt went inside of it
19:00 bd648 redm and bd648 deep thoughts
Quote #89 | Submitted by: bd648 on 12:12PM, December 9th, 2012
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15:08 TestSubject06 as far as I know, no. and if it is then they're just using katakana to make english sounds
15:09 bd648 i read "they're just using katanas to make english sounds.
15:10 TestSubject06 That would be the most amazing thing in the world
15:10 TestSubject06 30-40 people get together and clash a sentence together
Quote #100 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 12:33PM, December 27th, 2012
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[03:31.16] <shmeckelbutt> what's that one initial d song
[03:31.17] <shmeckelbutt> you know
[03:31.21] <BluPhoenix> running
[03:31.22] <BluPhoenix> in
[03:31.22] <shmeckelbutt> the one that's over fucking played
[03:31.24] <BluPhoenix> the 90s?
[03:31.27] <shmeckelbutt> yes
[03:31.37] <shmeckelbutt> you already know....
[03:31.40] < wwchicken> LUNNING IN THE NINETIES
[03:31.58] <BluPhoenix> AHM JUS LAHNIN IN DA NAINTIEZ
[03:32.15] <shmeckelbutt> i need 2 put that song into my dj set
[03:32.21] < wwchicken> my fav is probably NIGHTO FAYAA
[03:32.25] <shmeckelbutt> put bithes in heat
[03:32.32] < wwchicken> good plan
Quote #102 | Submitted by: bd648 on 3:14PM, December 29th, 2012
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sinitron: it's like if i made a german hardporn thread discussing the artistic merits of filming and camera angles bringing out the natural beauty in the human body to incite excitement in the viewer
wwchicken: do it
sinitron: when in fact it's just some nasty krauts with hairy buttholes
Quote #103 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:27PM, December 29th, 2012
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01:27 r.elm [SPHINOYD]: reason for ban: hollering at me, calling me all kinds of unjust accusations, im not a 'dildo' toucher', thank u.
Quote #105 | Submitted by: Flee on 9:37PM, December 30th, 2012
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< ZennyPLUS> hmm
< ZennyPLUS> what's going on in here
< G3no> something sexual
< ZennyPLUS> i need an adult
Quote #107 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:41PM, January 11th, 2013
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[23:28] <wwchicken> i take one tba daily
[23:29] <wwchicken> in the ass
Quote #130 | Submitted by: Shida on 12:38AM, February 18th, 2013
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<+kooh-> is DNF better than ACM?
<@reptilicus> slightly
<@reptilicus> in the same way picking up a toad and not having it piss in your hand
<@reptilicus> is more desirable than aforementioned toad taking a piss
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