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Quote #148 | Submitted by: Shida on 12:01PM, April 11th, 2013
Score: 2
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<+Kooh-> oh i get it, its alluding to me being banged on by five guys
<@dilly> I puked on every wheat
<@dilly> and you were in
<@dilly> n
<@dilly> out
<@dilly> IN
<+Kooh-> right
<@dilly> N
<@dilly> OUUUUT
<+Kooh-> gay seckz
<@dilly> also not banged on
<@dilly> banged over
* @dilly rimshot
<+Kooh-> well what are we waiting for
<@ERRORda> HAHA
<@ERRORda> THE PUNS ARE STRONG IN THIS ONE
<+Kooh-> lets get that quote on the page
<@dilly> RIMSHOT
<@dilly> HNGHYRHG
Quote #149 | Submitted by: Flee on 11:03PM, April 11th, 2013
Score: 1
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<dilly> the oldies station is playing a lot of barry white
<dilly> this must be the time when old people fuck
Quote #150 | Submitted by: bd648 on 10:35AM, April 14th, 2013
Score: 0
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[1:32pm] BluPhoenix: >actually using a pencil
[1:32pm] BluPhoenix: >is not gay
[1:32pm] dilly: nah
[1:32pm] bd648: >>actually using a pencil
[1:32pm] dilly: i've done it before
[1:32pm] bd648: >is not a robot
[1:32pm] dilly: I USE PENCIL ALL THE TIM OK
[1:32pm] dilly: YES
[1:32pm] bd648: WHY ALL THE TIM
[1:32pm] dilly: I HAVE A GUY NAME TIM
[1:32pm] bd648: WHY NOT ONE TIM
[1:32pm] dilly: THAT I JUST USE PENCILS ON
[1:32pm] bd648: POOR GUY
[1:32pm] dilly: BECAUSE THEY ALL FREAK OUT
[1:32pm] dilly: "WTF ARE YOU DOING"
[1:33pm] BluPhoenix left the chat room. (Quit: TIM)
[1:33pm] dilly: "I NEED TO USE PENCILS BRO"
[1:33pm] dilly: BP COULD NOT HANDLE THE PENCILS
[1:33pm] bd648: NOPE
Quote #151 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:33AM, April 14th, 2013
Score: 8
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[02:20.10] <+bd648> what does the s on superman's chest stand for
[02:20.24] <+bd648> wait
[02:20.27] <+bd648> shit
Quote #152 | Submitted by: rtil on 6:24PM, April 17th, 2013
Score: 5
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[18:20:22] <+slack> "i havent fapped to horsies in 2 weeks"
[18:20:38] <+Kooh-> *clap clap*
[18:20:49] <+Haru> *clop clop*
Quote #153 | Submitted by: dilly on 12:31PM, April 21st, 2013
Score: 3
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<+slack> you guys have no idea how much willpower i am excercizing right now
<+slack> to not order a large pizza
<+slack> it physically hurts
Quote #154 | Submitted by: systech on 4:55PM, April 24th, 2013
Score: 4
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[16:37] <+slack> god damn i would suck a dick for a burrito right now
Quote #155 | Submitted by: dilly on 8:17PM, April 28th, 2013
Score: 4
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<+bd648> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A74dEskT6s
<&HatsuneMiku> VeggieTales - His CheeseBurger - YouTube
<&HatsuneMiku> Author: BigIdeaDotCom | Views: 538,909 | Likes: 1,075 Dislikes: 121 (89.88%)
<+slack> and the truth of this will either cause him to be a real nerd or a fake nerd
<@dilly> why are we linking veggietales
<@dilly> what did i do wrong
<+bd648> SHHHHHH
* bd648 was kicked by rtil (bd648)
* bd648 (~bd648@Rizon-42A1C971.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #thebackalleys
* HatsuneMiku sets mode: +v bd648
<&HatsuneMiku> Has bd648 gone too far?
<~rtil> yes
<+bd648> lmfao
<~rtil> thank you miku
Quote #156 | Submitted by: dilly on 7:39PM, April 29th, 2013
Score: 1
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<%lenko> buttes reaching critical mass
<%lenko> shit i missed an opportunity there
<%lenko> *critical ass
<@PrincessTutu> YES YOU DID
<@PrincessTutu> F--
Quote #157 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 3:16PM, May 1st, 2013
Score: -1
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[05:57.50] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> we can take care of that with a hammer and chisel
[05:58.11] <BluPhoenix> what do i look like
[05:58.16] <BluPhoenix> dwayne johnson??
[05:58.30] <+slack> that's the rock, right?
[05:58.41] <BluPhoenix> yes
[06:00.16] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> sometimes
[06:01.10] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> peace bitches
[06:01.15] * SmurfYeahBizNitches (cgiirc@7004EDEF.E2AF10DF.6E3D5905.IP) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[06:01.27] <BluPhoenix> i'm guessing he didn't get the joke
[06:01.35] <+slack> i didn't either?
[06:01.37] <+slack> i think
[06:01.57] <BluPhoenix> [05:57.50] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> we can take care of that with a hammer and chisel
[06:01.58] <BluPhoenix> [05:58.11] <BluPhoenix> what do i look like
[06:01.58] <BluPhoenix> [05:58.16] <BluPhoenix> dwayne johnson??
[06:02.00] <+G3no> there is no
[06:02.02] <+G3no> steam connection
[06:02.10] <+slack> oh good so it's not just me
[06:02.15] <+slack> G3no i can't connect either
[06:02.16] <BluPhoenix> yeah same
[06:02.24] <BluPhoenix> I WANNA DOTA
[06:02.24] <+G3no> i want to play
[06:02.27] <+G3no> goddamn it
[06:02.27] <BluPhoenix> FUCK U STEAM
[06:02.28] <+G3no> NOW
[06:02.29] <+G3no> NOW
[06:03.18] <BluPhoenix> steam is givng us a moment to check our privilege
[06:03.47] <tba_929> being able to press one button at a time because of your thin fingers is a priviledge
[06:04.21] <tba_929> thin privilege
[06:04.39] <tba_929> oh that reminds me
[06:04.48] <tba_929> mcdonalds closes in one hour
[06:04.48] <+slack> i know the feeling of having fingers too fat
[06:05.00] <+slack> i used to have the original droid with the slide out keyboard
[06:05.02] <+slack> and the keys were
[06:05.04] <+slack> very small
[06:05.10] <BluPhoenix> i know the feeling of having my fingers lock up
[06:05.27] <tba_929> i know the feeling of my fingers around my DICK
[06:05.41] <BluPhoenix> that's what i meant
[06:05.45] <BluPhoenix> they lock up
[06:05.52] <BluPhoenix> and i grip the dick
[06:05.55] <BluPhoenix> and doubleclick
[06:06.02] <+slack> ye
[06:06.16] <tba_929> hot
[06:06.18] <+slack> OH I GET IT LOL
[06:06.20] <+slack> HAMMER
[06:06.21] <+slack> CHIELS
[06:06.24] <+slack> CHISEL
[06:06.24] <+slack> ROCK
[06:06.25] <+slack> LOL
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