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Quote #133 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 8:22PM, March 2nd, 2013
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11:22 PM - Digisef: You Almost Became A Jill Sandwhich
11:22 PM - Digisef: A Memoir
Quote #134 | Submitted by: rtil on 2:59PM, March 4th, 2013
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[14:24:45] <~rtil> also cities xl has this HORRIFYING avatar creator where you make yourself as a mayor, and it's pretty much impossible not to make a man that doesn't look like a serial rapist
[14:24:53] <@reptilicus> lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:25:04] <@reptilicus> i almost want to try it now
[14:25:09] <~rtil> and you can zoom in and watch him walk around town looking very rapey
[14:25:29] <~rtil> http://www.simtropolis.com/library/Omnibus/citiesxl/PostCard2.jpg i mean this is promotional art for it
[14:25:33] <~rtil> that's the best they could do
[14:25:43] <@Shida> HAHAHAHAHA
[14:26:23] <~rtil> it is kind of sad though, the game did have a lot of potential and at times it can be really pretty. but it's just not a complete game. never has been, never will be
[14:26:25] <@reptilicus> holy fucking christ
[14:26:29] <@reptilicus> my lungs my throat
[14:26:33] <@reptilicus> im choking
[14:26:39] <@reptilicus> that thing's face
[14:26:45] <@reptilicus> its like something from Food Fight
[14:27:12] <@reptilicus> [dirk]
[14:27:13] <@reptilicus> v
[14:28:03] <@Shida> HAAHAH
[14:28:05] <~rtil> dirk's journey to paris, paid for by the make-a-wish foundation
[14:28:07] <~rtil> for dirk's boneitis
[14:28:36] <@reptilicus> his only regret
[14:28:40] <@reptilicus> is that he has boneitis
Quote #147 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:51PM, April 9th, 2013
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[09:46.18] <+bd648> "So, when are you gonna do a kids' CD???" Well, get ready for the newest, coolest, funnest "Jewsic" from Eric Komar ... made for kids!
[09:46.24] <+bd648> ._.
[09:46.28] <+bd648> ._
[09:46.30] <+bd648> .
[09:46.37] <+bd648> jewsic
[09:47.19] <+bd648> jewsic
[09:47.22] <+bd648> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/279475949/here-comes-eric-komars-jewish-kids-cd?ref=home_location
[09:47.23] <&HatsuneMiku> Here Comes Eric Komar's Jewish Kids' CD! by Eric Komar &mdash; Kickstarter
[09:47.26] <+bd648> jewsic
[09:49.53] <~rtil> i will invite him to my ska mitzvah
Quote #148 | Submitted by: Shida on 12:01PM, April 11th, 2013
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<+Kooh-> oh i get it, its alluding to me being banged on by five guys
<@dilly> I puked on every wheat
<@dilly> and you were in
<@dilly> n
<@dilly> out
<@dilly> IN
<+Kooh-> right
<@dilly> N
<@dilly> OUUUUT
<+Kooh-> gay seckz
<@dilly> also not banged on
<@dilly> banged over
* @dilly rimshot
<+Kooh-> well what are we waiting for
<@ERRORda> HAHA
<@ERRORda> THE PUNS ARE STRONG IN THIS ONE
<+Kooh-> lets get that quote on the page
<@dilly> RIMSHOT
<@dilly> HNGHYRHG
Quote #158 | Submitted by: bd648 on 7:17PM, May 1st, 2013
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[10:08pm] bd648: sonic confirmed for mirrors edge 2
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: subject: mirror's edge 2 development
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: from: sonicthehedgehog@sega.com
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: to: dice@ea.com
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: cc: daviddemartini@ea.com
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: -------------------
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: YOU'RE TOO SLOWWWWWWWW
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: -S
Quote #170 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:45PM, July 4th, 2013
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[12:32am] BluPhoenix: pfft don't give me that tsundere nonsense
[12:32am] BluPhoenix: your dick was made for my butt
Quote #176 | Submitted by: Sheepy on 3:28PM, July 24th, 2013
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♥ Sheepy ♥: oh wait
♥ Sheepy ♥: http://25.media.tumblr.com/3adcfd0967e41feefe9d4a1b53a1dd67/tumblr_mqgj0r8DFb1rlqnnuo1_250.gif
♥ Sheepy ♥: is this you
rtil: if i had blonde hair and red eyyes, and dressed that nice, yea it could be me
♥ Sheepy ♥: he's dual wielding that pizza
♥ Sheepy ♥: pizza akimbo
♥ Sheepy ♥: john woo pizza style
rtil: i see pepperoni but there is some other green thing on there i'm guessing it's a green pepper
♥ Sheepy ♥: rtil's pizza analysis
rtil: he also has cheese all over his mouth
rtil: but the dual weilding is impressive
rtil: i'm going to give him 8/10
rtil: keep up the good work nagisa
♥ Sheepy ♥: *audience claps*
Quote #179 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 8:11PM, August 13th, 2013
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[11:09.08] <BluPhoenix> http://asnailpace.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Donald_nazi.jpg
[11:09.45] <~rtil> starring goofy as hitler
[11:10.08] <BluPhoenix> suicide_fuhrer.avi
[11:10.31] <~rtil> well gawsh, heil me! a-hyu-hyu-hyu-hyuk
Quote #186 | Submitted by: bd648 on 4:49PM, October 21st, 2013
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shadowfox2: If java says it's impossible, reprogram it to say otherwise
Quote #187 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 8:15PM, October 26th, 2013
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10:31 PM - elm: http://25.media.tumblr.com/65c47c074a9eecb005cc5806389f28c9/tumblr_mtvaf7utFM1rmpf29o1_500.jpg
10:31 PM - elm: i meant to send that to someone else
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