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Quote #158 | Submitted by: bd648 on 7:17PM, May 1st, 2013
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[10:08pm] bd648: sonic confirmed for mirrors edge 2
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: subject: mirror's edge 2 development
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: from: sonicthehedgehog@sega.com
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: to: dice@ea.com
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: cc: daviddemartini@ea.com
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: -------------------
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: YOU'RE TOO SLOWWWWWWWW
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: -S
Quote #159 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:35PM, May 2nd, 2013
Score: 3
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[10:33.40] <+bd648> IM THE AMBASSADOR OF DICKLAND
[10:33.44] <+bd648> i have immunity
Quote #160 | Submitted by: Flee on 11:53PM, May 6th, 2013
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<+slack> weekly reminder that i won
<+slack> [01:39:17] --ChanServ-- Information for channel #pizza:
<+slack> [01:39:17] --ChanServ-- Founder: slack
<~rtil> you are the lord of your own mountain of shit
<~rtil> a shitlord, if you will
<+slack> but it's MY mountain of shit
<+slack> it's all i have
<+slack> without my empty irc channels
<+slack> i am nothing
Quote #161 | Submitted by: rtil on 10:03PM, May 8th, 2013
Score: 5
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[21:33:54] rtil [~rtil@the.back.alleys] has joined #ihaveextrawood
[21:34:04] <rtil> guess what i have
[21:34:11] <@wwchicken> well?
[21:34:13] <bd648> extra gold?
[21:34:16] <rtil> close!
[21:34:23] <@wwchicken> extra stone
[21:34:29] <bd648> extra food
[21:34:32] <rtil> gettin real hot
[21:34:35] <rtil> BURNING
[21:34:36] <Foxeh> extra maple
[21:34:42] <@wwchicken> extra favor
[21:34:43] <rtil> damn guys you're KILLIN me
[21:35:00] <rtil> axe me how i feel
[21:35:01] <rtil> come on
[21:35:02] <rtil> axe me
[21:35:13] <rtil> i SAW what you did there
[21:35:14] <bd648> how do you feel?
[21:35:23] <rtil> how long will this lumber on
[21:35:44] <@wwchicken> lmao
[21:35:45] Foxeh rolls on the floor
[21:36:09] <@wwchicken> this is pun number TREE
[21:37:06] Foxeh cant keep up with these tree themed puns.
[21:37:21] <Foxeh> imma just leaf
[21:37:29] <rtil> oaky this is getting ridiculous
[21:37:39] <@wwchicken> foxeh you need to branch out your pun capabilities
[21:37:53] <rtil> can we get to the root of the problem here?
[21:37:58] <bd648> mapley we should
[21:38:26] <rtil> damn, it's about pine we did
[21:38:50] <@wwchicken> wood you keep it down im trying to think of more puns
[21:39:14] <bd648> quit your pineing
[21:40:10] <Foxeh> if i could think of a good pun... i wood say something right now..
[21:43:31] <rtil> foxeh having trouble coming up with a pun, who woulda trunk it?
[21:47:21] <Foxeh> yeah.... i butter nut say anything until i come up with something good
Quote #162 | Submitted by: bd648 on 7:33PM, May 10th, 2013
Score: 4
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[10:18pm] Thor: a wasabi waifu? Are you trying to spice up your love life?
[10:18pm] Thor: [rimshot]
Quote #163 | Submitted by: dilly on 8:58PM, May 13th, 2013
Score: 3
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<~rtil> fuckin hell
<~rtil> just when i think titan can't get any more dark and depressing
<~rtil> halfway through hell
<@dilly> uh???
<@dilly> oh wait
<@dilly> i know what you're talking about
<@dilly> at first
<@dilly> i thought you were talking about the new teen titans
<@dilly> and went "uhhhhh"
<+[cipher]> i will watch it tonight
<~rtil> hahahaha
<~rtil> teen titans go
<@dilly> i know it's really upsetting for starfire to not go on a date with robin rtil, but please calm down
<~rtil> MY FUCKING OTP
Quote #164 | Submitted by: rtil on 8:04PM, May 21st, 2013
Score: 6
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<+bd648> i still get confused sometimes
<~rtil> yes you do
<+bd648> ?
<~rtil> see it's happening right now
<+bd648> im confused
Quote #165 | Submitted by: bd648 on 2:55PM, May 29th, 2013
Score: 5
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[5:40pm] bd648: remember when sonic went on a boat
[5:40pm] Kooh-: remember when sonic had sex with a human
[5:41pm] bd648: yes
[5:41pm] bd648: that was weird
[5:45pm] bd648: remember when sonic had a sword?
[5:45pm] Kooh-: remember when sonic died
[5:45pm] rtil|2: remember when shadow had a gun
[5:46pm] bd648: remember when sonic was a furry
[5:47pm] Kooh-: remember when chao garden was a thing
[5:47pm] bd648: remember when sonic lost to luigi in sprinting?
[5:48pm] rtil|2: remember when knuckles believed robotnik when he told him the green chaos emerald was a piece of the master emerald
[5:49pm] bd648: remember when there was an AI who fell in love with sonic
[5:50pm] Kooh-: remember when you had to play as big the cat
[5:51pm] bd648: remember when there were aliens chasing sonic
[5:51pm] Kooh-: remember when you had to FIND THE COMPUTER ROOOM
[5:52pm] bd648: remember when we cared?
[5:52pm] rtil|2: remember when we got a load of that
[5:53pm] Kooh-: remember when were too slow
Quote #166 | Submitted by: redmongoose on 7:31PM, June 5th, 2013
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<redm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ou62fPJeI
<&HatsuneMiku> 10Maya the Bee Sleeping Beauty - YouTube
<&HatsuneMiku> 10Author: boxmarafixfan | 10Views: 59,456 | Likes:3 119 10Dislikes:5 33 15(0378.29%15)
* +bd648 (~bd648@Rizon-42A1C971.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
* +wwchicken (~wwchicken@Rizon-45DFF94C.adsl.online.nl) Quit
<redm> you guys its fine its not a real bee
<+CVG> maya is 3d...thats kinda funny
<+CVG> using maya to make maya
Quote #167 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:21PM, June 19th, 2013
Score: 3
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[12:16am] bd648: that was such a cool sounding word but now i cant use it at risk of being mean
[12:16am] bd648: shoot
[12:16am] dilly: as it should be
[12:16am] reptilicus: what word? frive?
[12:16am] bd648: yea
[12:16am] reptilicus: wait thats an actual word? holy shit
[12:16am] bd648: i know
[12:17am] reptilicus: > frive slang for gay
[12:17am] reptilicus: how
[12:17am] reptilicus: in what world
[12:17am] bd648: dunno
[12:17am] bd648: makes me sad
[12:17am] reptilicus: this is like calling a black person a hippity hoppity lulu
[12:17am] reptilicus: its nonsensicle
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