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Quote #241 | Submitted by: Binary_2 on 9:12PM, August 3rd, 2014
Score: 3
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[21:12] <+bd648> MY SPAGOOtER
Quote #240 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 7:42PM, August 3rd, 2014
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<Sirius77> trust me I live in texas
<Sirius77> the foodsource roams around my comm. college
<bd648> fat kids?
<wop> we dont have that many
Quote #239 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 3:07PM, August 2nd, 2014
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<rtil> an ebola cure is only 30 white people away
Quote #238 | Submitted by: rtil on 10:39PM, July 31st, 2014
Score: 3
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[22:30:28] <+SplinterCell007> hey i got new shoes today too
[22:30:46] <+SplinterCell007> they're like uhhh
[22:30:53] <+SplinterCell007> hiking sandals or whatever
[22:32:20] <zwimmy> >hiking sandals
[22:32:30] <zwimmy> do you wear them with your summer parka?
[22:32:59] <+SplinterCell007> no you wear it with the scarf i strangle you with
Quote #237 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 10:06PM, July 31st, 2014
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<bd648> rtil: animator by day, pornstar by night
Quote #236 | Submitted by: basketweaver on 9:01PM, July 31st, 2014
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<dillyisawilly> i almost got a donut tonight
<dillyisawilly> but then i saw they had rice kirspies treats
<dillyisawilly> and i went "i need it"
<SrsSam77> that sounds like it was a very significant event
<SrsSam77> rurce krirspeeeesssss
<dillyisawilly> i went to the gas station
<SrsSam77> ho
<dillyisawilly> because it reopened
<SrsSam77> lee
<SrsSam77> shit
<dillyisawilly> so now it's nice
<dillyisawilly> and i had to check it out
<dillyisawilly> and confirm it was nice
<rtil> picking a rice krispy treat over a donut.................i dunnoooooooooo
<SrsSam77> was it a QT?
<SrsSam77> or a racetrac
<dillyisawilly> i don't think i've ever thought of a gas station as cute
<SrsSam77> maybe a chevron
<dillyisawilly> lmfao
<SrsSam77> QT is a gas station you petroleosexual
Quote #235 | Submitted by: dilly on 9:50PM, July 25th, 2014
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<besketweber> also zekey how much do you like minecraft
<reptilicus> enough that they sell minecraft fanart i made in walmart
Quote #234 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:33PM, July 18th, 2014
Score: 4
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[02:25.21] <+Binary_2> goodbye rtil SMELL YA LATER
[02:25.35] <~rtil> i'm busy
[02:25.40] <~rtil> don't have time
[02:25.40] <+Binary_2> i know lol
[02:25.47] <+Binary_2> just havin' fun
[02:25.53] <~rtil> fuck you
Quote #233 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:15AM, July 16th, 2014
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[00:08:49] <~rtil> all those years trying to get senpai to notice you
[00:08:52] <~rtil> suddenly
[00:08:56] <~rtil> you become the senpai
[00:09:01] <~rtil> and so the cycle continues
[00:10:01] <basketWeaver> the cycle of senpai never noticing
[00:10:21] <basketWeaver> you either die a kouhai
[00:10:26] <basketWeaver> or live long enough to see yourself become the senpai
Quote #232 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:13AM, July 16th, 2014
Score: 4
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[23:40:06] <+GhostingFish> all in all, the best thing to add to a drawing program is the artist
[23:40:45] <+BluPhoenix> that's very profound
[23:40:54] <+valiums> can you suggest a good site for downloading artists
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