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Quote #201 | Submitted by: dilly on 12:46PM, February 1st, 2014
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<slack> 50 degrees is like
<slack> long sleeve shirt weather
<slack> jacket is going too fart
<slack> *far
<slack> lol i typod fart
Quote #200 | Submitted by: bd648 on 6:14PM, January 27th, 2014
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reptilicus: the scariest ghost footage i ever saw was where they recorded a voice going "i have the body of a pig ha ha ha" on a microphone in some abandoned place
reptilicus: most other stuff just isnt of interest
reptilicus: like oh hey the ghost made a placemat fall off a table what a mischevous bastard
Quote #199 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 9:09PM, January 21st, 2014
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00:07 Sugar Lee Hooper: hi welcum to my shota party
00:07 Sugar Lee Hooper: we have
00:07 Sugar Lee Hooper: all kinds of little kids in here
00:07 Sugar Lee Hooper: enjoy
00:08 shota lover: i need an adult
Quote #198 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:03PM, January 6th, 2014
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[09:55.26] <+bd648> its like looking into a pit of despair
[09:55.33] <+bd648> where no life has every ventured
[09:55.38] <+bd648> or will ever venture
[09:55.38] <BluPhoenix> imscared.exe
[09:55.53] <+bd648> how the hell do you even draw that
[09:56.11] <BluPhoenix> drawing an exe file is hard work
[09:56.42] <+bd648> yet this guy did it
[09:57.04] <BluPhoenix> well i mean when i was referring to imscared.exe
[09:57.08] <BluPhoenix> i meant http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/rcZPSkkfLEc/maxresdefault.jpg
[09:57.34] <+bd648> oh
[09:57.39] <+bd648> thats somehow less scary
[09:58.46] <BluPhoenix> the game itself is pretty good
[09:58.49] <BluPhoenix> i liked it
[09:59.24] <+bd648> its a fine game
[09:59.36] <+bd648> but shit man
[09:59.54] <+bd648> i am fucking scared of that god damn soulless husk
[10:00.06] <BluPhoenix> but he's scared of you
[10:00.26] <+bd648> PEOPLE SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT BEARS
Quote #197 | Submitted by: dilly on 10:41PM, January 2nd, 2014
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<slack> when i over eat i just poop a lot and feel bloated for like a day
Quote #196 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:59PM, December 27th, 2013
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G3no: bazzingabazzingabazzingabdisextremelygaybazzingazinga
bd648: I SEE THAT
dilly: i read that as bd is sextreme
dilly: and i got really uncomfortable
Quote #195 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:40PM, December 27th, 2013
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Psi43 pkz: you know these candies called "Daim"?
Psi43 pkz: probably the most awesome tasting candy ever
tenchiotaku3: what is it made of
Psi43 pkz: Daim Is the cheekily irreverent confectionery snack that delivers a surprisingly intense taste explosion through the contrast between the smooth milk chocolate shell and the crunchy almond caramel center
tenchiotaku3: damn
Quote #194 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:54AM, December 17th, 2013
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[12:40.28] * systech (~Systech@Rizon-8BF5E070.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined channel #thebackalleys
[12:40.28] * Warden sets mode +o systech for #thebackalleys
[12:40.28] <&HatsuneMiku> Threat detected: systech.
[12:41.22] <@mib_4i0nbg> so threat
[12:41.47] <@systech> wow
[12:41.55] <@mib_4i0nbg> such detect
[12:42.20] <@systech> much trouble
[01:26.42] <+wwchicken> i can has threat?
[01:35.08] <@systech> fuck off
Quote #193 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 1:00AM, December 17th, 2013
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[03:59.39] <@reptilicus> Binary how did you play with us
[03:59.43] <@reptilicus> what was your username
[03:59.44] <@reptilicus> back then
[03:59.51] <@reptilicus> cause i have no idea whats going on
[03:59.53] <BluPhoenix> metroid_62, i'd wager
[03:59.55] <+Binary_2> I played with you
[03:59.56] <@reptilicus> OH
[03:59.58] <+Binary_2> yeah
[03:59.58] <@reptilicus> binary is metroid
[04:00.02] <+Binary_2> yeah
[04:00.04] <@reptilicus> jesus you are far less gay now
[04:00.06] <@reptilicus> what happened
[04:00.12] <+Binary_2> I fucked someone
[04:00.16] <+Binary_2> that had a vagina
[04:00.18] <@reptilicus> that'll do it!
Quote #192 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 12:12PM, December 9th, 2013
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[03:09.34] <@reptilicus> the night in here
[03:09.37] <@reptilicus> the day is gone
[03:09.39] <@reptilicus> and my trout
[03:09.41] <@reptilicus> slaps madly on
[03:09.44] * reptilicus slaps BluPhoenix around a bit with a large trout
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