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Quote #94 | Submitted by: slack on 4:07AM, December 13th, 2012
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[05:56:42] < slack> theres something fishy here
[05:56:45] * reptilicus slaps slack around a bit with a large trout
Quote #96 | Submitted by: dilly on 12:07AM, December 17th, 2012
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<@dilly> by putting nsfw in your name does that mean you all are looking at porn
< Haru[NSFW]> dunno about bd
<@Shads> [MLG]xX_b0xpl0x_Xx
< Haru[NSFW]> but i'm looking at monster girls :3
< bd[NSFW]> i'm looking at robot girls
< bd[NSFW]> http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/180/f/8/anime_expo___robotgirl__by_blk_kitti-d55cxuc.jpg
<@dilly> so you are sloshing the meat hook
<@dilly> understood
Quote #97 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 8:29AM, December 21st, 2012
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< bd648> i just shove that thing in my mouth and force it down
Quote #99 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 8:57PM, December 21st, 2012
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< slack> but one time i dreamed that i pissed all over myself and i woke up with piss all over myself
<@reptilicus> lmaaaaaaooooooooooo
< slack> i guess that's a "wet dream"
< bd648> well ok
<%Koohmander_Sergi> no
<%Koohmander_Sergi> you guessed wrong
<%Koohmander_Sergi> im sorry
< slack> pee is wet man
< slack> so it was a dream in which i woke up wet
<@reptilicus> ...imagine if pee was dry
<@reptilicus> like a powder
< slack> god
<@reptilicus> you have to squeeze out
<@reptilicus> jesus
< bd648> mind-fuck
< slack> imagine if pee was gloopy
< slack> like gogurt
< slack> and you had to sqeeze out
< bd648> eh.
< bd648> that would be less weird
<@reptilicus> like icing a cake
< slack> ahaha
< ExBerian> XDDDDDD what did i come backk too?
< slack> the harder you squeeze the more comes out
<@reptilicus> TBA: pee viscosity conversations
Quote #106 | Submitted by: dilly on 10:25AM, January 4th, 2013
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<@dilly> `abuse
* weedle subjects dilly to 24 hours of midget porn
< Kooh-> lovely
<@dilly> YESSS
Quote #118 | Submitted by: Kooh on 11:06PM, January 20th, 2013
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22:36 worksader hiiiiii
22:36 worksader i lodsta
22:36 worksader lost
22:36 [cipher] hello
22:36 worksader my wallet
22:36 worksader
22:36 dilly good gravy child
22:36 G3no Shieeeeeeeeeeetttt
22:36 dilly the last day of work and you lose your wallet?
22:36 worksader yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:37 dilly tut tut :<
22:37 worksader it was there thje whole timemmemamfdsmk
22:37 *** Stus_wallet joined #thebackalleys cgiirc@Rizon-AA7975A7.dsl.dyn.telnor.net
22:37 HatsuneMiku We were just talking about you, Stus_wallet.
22:37 worksader hiiiii
22:37 Mexikooh HOLY CRAP
22:37 worksader miuku
22:37 G3no ROFLMAO
22:37 G3no WAIT
22:37 worksader oh
22:37 worksader nnnoo
22:37 worksader wallet
22:37 *** G3no is now known as awdawe
22:37 worksader come here
22:38 *** Stus_wallet quit () cgiirc@Rizon-AA7975A7.dsl.dyn.telnor.net
22:38 worksader fukc
22:38 Mexikooh oh no
22:38 worksader no
22:38 worksader asshole
22:38 awdawe LOL
Quote #124 | Submitted by: Kooh on 6:43PM, February 13th, 2013
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[6:42pm] seannyj joined the chat room.
[6:42pm] seannyj:
I LIKE DICKS
[6:42pm] seannyj left the chat room.
Quote #131 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:32PM, February 20th, 2013
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<+kooh-> like omg gairl
<+kooh-> totally awesomeeee
<+lenko> hey girl u better check ur texts
<+lenko> like totally
<+kooh-> fo shooo
<+kooh-> *snap snap*
Quote #135 | Submitted by: Kooh on 6:00PM, March 8th, 2013
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08:56.02] <BluPhoenix> why dont i fellate u fgt??
[08:56.09] <BluPhoenix> then we'll see who's the gay one!!
Quote #145 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:05PM, March 29th, 2013
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[09:02.42] <+wwchicken> bp all this music makes me wish i had a drivers licence
[09:02.54] <+wwchicken> so i could cruise the streetz with this music on
[09:03.23] <+bd648> im reminded of german initial D
[09:03.29] <+bd648> russian even
[09:03.26] <BluPhoenix> i have a license
[09:03.29] <BluPhoenix> and my own circuit
[09:03.40] <+bd648> bp get over to nj
[09:03.45] <+bd648> we are going cruising
[09:03.52] <+bd648> out of this shit state
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