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Quote #161 | Submitted by: rtil on 10:03PM, May 8th, 2013
Score: 5
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[21:33:54] rtil [~rtil@the.back.alleys] has joined #ihaveextrawood
[21:34:04] <rtil> guess what i have
[21:34:11] <@wwchicken> well?
[21:34:13] <bd648> extra gold?
[21:34:16] <rtil> close!
[21:34:23] <@wwchicken> extra stone
[21:34:29] <bd648> extra food
[21:34:32] <rtil> gettin real hot
[21:34:35] <rtil> BURNING
[21:34:36] <Foxeh> extra maple
[21:34:42] <@wwchicken> extra favor
[21:34:43] <rtil> damn guys you're KILLIN me
[21:35:00] <rtil> axe me how i feel
[21:35:01] <rtil> come on
[21:35:02] <rtil> axe me
[21:35:13] <rtil> i SAW what you did there
[21:35:14] <bd648> how do you feel?
[21:35:23] <rtil> how long will this lumber on
[21:35:44] <@wwchicken> lmao
[21:35:45] Foxeh rolls on the floor
[21:36:09] <@wwchicken> this is pun number TREE
[21:37:06] Foxeh cant keep up with these tree themed puns.
[21:37:21] <Foxeh> imma just leaf
[21:37:29] <rtil> oaky this is getting ridiculous
[21:37:39] <@wwchicken> foxeh you need to branch out your pun capabilities
[21:37:53] <rtil> can we get to the root of the problem here?
[21:37:58] <bd648> mapley we should
[21:38:26] <rtil> damn, it's about pine we did
[21:38:50] <@wwchicken> wood you keep it down im trying to think of more puns
[21:39:14] <bd648> quit your pineing
[21:40:10] <Foxeh> if i could think of a good pun... i wood say something right now..
[21:43:31] <rtil> foxeh having trouble coming up with a pun, who woulda trunk it?
[21:47:21] <Foxeh> yeah.... i butter nut say anything until i come up with something good
Quote #160 | Submitted by: Flee on 11:53PM, May 6th, 2013
Score: 1
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<+slack> weekly reminder that i won
<+slack> [01:39:17] --ChanServ-- Information for channel #pizza:
<+slack> [01:39:17] --ChanServ-- Founder: slack
<~rtil> you are the lord of your own mountain of shit
<~rtil> a shitlord, if you will
<+slack> but it's MY mountain of shit
<+slack> it's all i have
<+slack> without my empty irc channels
<+slack> i am nothing
Quote #159 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:35PM, May 2nd, 2013
Score: 3
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[10:33.40] <+bd648> IM THE AMBASSADOR OF DICKLAND
[10:33.44] <+bd648> i have immunity
Quote #158 | Submitted by: bd648 on 7:17PM, May 1st, 2013
Score: 2
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[10:08pm] bd648: sonic confirmed for mirrors edge 2
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: subject: mirror's edge 2 development
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: from: sonicthehedgehog@sega.com
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: to: dice@ea.com
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: cc: daviddemartini@ea.com
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: -------------------
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: YOU'RE TOO SLOWWWWWWWW
[10:08pm] BluPhoenix: -S
Quote #157 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 3:16PM, May 1st, 2013
Score: -1
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[05:57.50] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> we can take care of that with a hammer and chisel
[05:58.11] <BluPhoenix> what do i look like
[05:58.16] <BluPhoenix> dwayne johnson??
[05:58.30] <+slack> that's the rock, right?
[05:58.41] <BluPhoenix> yes
[06:00.16] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> sometimes
[06:01.10] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> peace bitches
[06:01.15] * SmurfYeahBizNitches (cgiirc@7004EDEF.E2AF10DF.6E3D5905.IP) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[06:01.27] <BluPhoenix> i'm guessing he didn't get the joke
[06:01.35] <+slack> i didn't either?
[06:01.37] <+slack> i think
[06:01.57] <BluPhoenix> [05:57.50] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> we can take care of that with a hammer and chisel
[06:01.58] <BluPhoenix> [05:58.11] <BluPhoenix> what do i look like
[06:01.58] <BluPhoenix> [05:58.16] <BluPhoenix> dwayne johnson??
[06:02.00] <+G3no> there is no
[06:02.02] <+G3no> steam connection
[06:02.10] <+slack> oh good so it's not just me
[06:02.15] <+slack> G3no i can't connect either
[06:02.16] <BluPhoenix> yeah same
[06:02.24] <BluPhoenix> I WANNA DOTA
[06:02.24] <+G3no> i want to play
[06:02.27] <+G3no> goddamn it
[06:02.27] <BluPhoenix> FUCK U STEAM
[06:02.28] <+G3no> NOW
[06:02.29] <+G3no> NOW
[06:03.18] <BluPhoenix> steam is givng us a moment to check our privilege
[06:03.47] <tba_929> being able to press one button at a time because of your thin fingers is a priviledge
[06:04.21] <tba_929> thin privilege
[06:04.39] <tba_929> oh that reminds me
[06:04.48] <tba_929> mcdonalds closes in one hour
[06:04.48] <+slack> i know the feeling of having fingers too fat
[06:05.00] <+slack> i used to have the original droid with the slide out keyboard
[06:05.02] <+slack> and the keys were
[06:05.04] <+slack> very small
[06:05.10] <BluPhoenix> i know the feeling of having my fingers lock up
[06:05.27] <tba_929> i know the feeling of my fingers around my DICK
[06:05.41] <BluPhoenix> that's what i meant
[06:05.45] <BluPhoenix> they lock up
[06:05.52] <BluPhoenix> and i grip the dick
[06:05.55] <BluPhoenix> and doubleclick
[06:06.02] <+slack> ye
[06:06.16] <tba_929> hot
[06:06.18] <+slack> OH I GET IT LOL
[06:06.20] <+slack> HAMMER
[06:06.21] <+slack> CHIELS
[06:06.24] <+slack> CHISEL
[06:06.24] <+slack> ROCK
[06:06.25] <+slack> LOL
Quote #156 | Submitted by: dilly on 7:39PM, April 29th, 2013
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<%lenko> buttes reaching critical mass
<%lenko> shit i missed an opportunity there
<%lenko> *critical ass
<@PrincessTutu> YES YOU DID
<@PrincessTutu> F--
Quote #155 | Submitted by: dilly on 8:17PM, April 28th, 2013
Score: 4
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<+bd648> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A74dEskT6s
<&HatsuneMiku> VeggieTales - His CheeseBurger - YouTube
<&HatsuneMiku> Author: BigIdeaDotCom | Views: 538,909 | Likes: 1,075 Dislikes: 121 (89.88%)
<+slack> and the truth of this will either cause him to be a real nerd or a fake nerd
<@dilly> why are we linking veggietales
<@dilly> what did i do wrong
<+bd648> SHHHHHH
* bd648 was kicked by rtil (bd648)
* bd648 (~bd648@Rizon-42A1C971.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #thebackalleys
* HatsuneMiku sets mode: +v bd648
<&HatsuneMiku> Has bd648 gone too far?
<~rtil> yes
<+bd648> lmfao
<~rtil> thank you miku
Quote #154 | Submitted by: systech on 4:55PM, April 24th, 2013
Score: 4
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[16:37] <+slack> god damn i would suck a dick for a burrito right now
Quote #153 | Submitted by: dilly on 12:31PM, April 21st, 2013
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<+slack> you guys have no idea how much willpower i am excercizing right now
<+slack> to not order a large pizza
<+slack> it physically hurts
Quote #152 | Submitted by: rtil on 6:24PM, April 17th, 2013
Score: 5
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[18:20:22] <+slack> "i havent fapped to horsies in 2 weeks"
[18:20:38] <+Kooh-> *clap clap*
[18:20:49] <+Haru> *clop clop*
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