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Quote #151 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:33AM, April 14th, 2013
Score: 8
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[02:20.10] <+bd648> what does the s on superman's chest stand for
[02:20.24] <+bd648> wait
[02:20.27] <+bd648> shit
Quote #150 | Submitted by: bd648 on 10:35AM, April 14th, 2013
Score: 0
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[1:32pm] BluPhoenix: >actually using a pencil
[1:32pm] BluPhoenix: >is not gay
[1:32pm] dilly: nah
[1:32pm] bd648: >>actually using a pencil
[1:32pm] dilly: i've done it before
[1:32pm] bd648: >is not a robot
[1:32pm] dilly: I USE PENCIL ALL THE TIM OK
[1:32pm] dilly: YES
[1:32pm] bd648: WHY ALL THE TIM
[1:32pm] dilly: I HAVE A GUY NAME TIM
[1:32pm] bd648: WHY NOT ONE TIM
[1:32pm] dilly: THAT I JUST USE PENCILS ON
[1:32pm] bd648: POOR GUY
[1:32pm] dilly: BECAUSE THEY ALL FREAK OUT
[1:32pm] dilly: "WTF ARE YOU DOING"
[1:33pm] BluPhoenix left the chat room. (Quit: TIM)
[1:33pm] dilly: "I NEED TO USE PENCILS BRO"
[1:33pm] dilly: BP COULD NOT HANDLE THE PENCILS
[1:33pm] bd648: NOPE
Quote #149 | Submitted by: Flee on 11:03PM, April 11th, 2013
Score: 1
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<dilly> the oldies station is playing a lot of barry white
<dilly> this must be the time when old people fuck
Quote #148 | Submitted by: Shida on 12:01PM, April 11th, 2013
Score: 2
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<+Kooh-> oh i get it, its alluding to me being banged on by five guys
<@dilly> I puked on every wheat
<@dilly> and you were in
<@dilly> n
<@dilly> out
<@dilly> IN
<+Kooh-> right
<@dilly> N
<@dilly> OUUUUT
<+Kooh-> gay seckz
<@dilly> also not banged on
<@dilly> banged over
* @dilly rimshot
<+Kooh-> well what are we waiting for
<@ERRORda> HAHA
<@ERRORda> THE PUNS ARE STRONG IN THIS ONE
<+Kooh-> lets get that quote on the page
<@dilly> RIMSHOT
<@dilly> HNGHYRHG
Quote #147 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:51PM, April 9th, 2013
Score: 2
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[09:46.18] <+bd648> "So, when are you gonna do a kids' CD???" Well, get ready for the newest, coolest, funnest "Jewsic" from Eric Komar ... made for kids!
[09:46.24] <+bd648> ._.
[09:46.28] <+bd648> ._
[09:46.30] <+bd648> .
[09:46.37] <+bd648> jewsic
[09:47.19] <+bd648> jewsic
[09:47.22] <+bd648> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/279475949/here-comes-eric-komars-jewish-kids-cd?ref=home_location
[09:47.23] <&HatsuneMiku> Here Comes Eric Komar's Jewish Kids' CD! by Eric Komar &mdash; Kickstarter
[09:47.26] <+bd648> jewsic
[09:49.53] <~rtil> i will invite him to my ska mitzvah
Quote #146 | Submitted by: Kooh on 11:30AM, April 4th, 2013
Score: 3
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[11:20am] slack:
the default city for my weather app
[11:20am] slack:
is london
[11:21am] slack:
d
[11:21am] slack:
i changed it to my city
[11:21am] slack:
i preferred the london weather
Quote #145 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:05PM, March 29th, 2013
Score: 3
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[09:02.42] <+wwchicken> bp all this music makes me wish i had a drivers licence
[09:02.54] <+wwchicken> so i could cruise the streetz with this music on
[09:03.23] <+bd648> im reminded of german initial D
[09:03.29] <+bd648> russian even
[09:03.26] <BluPhoenix> i have a license
[09:03.29] <BluPhoenix> and my own circuit
[09:03.40] <+bd648> bp get over to nj
[09:03.45] <+bd648> we are going cruising
[09:03.52] <+bd648> out of this shit state
Quote #144 | Submitted by: slack on 5:59AM, March 27th, 2013
Score: 4
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[07:53:53] * reptilicus (~zekeyspac@Rizon-B267C3BB.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #gay
[07:54:11] <reptilicus> figures slack would be in here
[07:54:21] <reptilicus> one of the gayest men i ever met
[07:54:28] <reptilicus> we have bummed each other countless times
[07:54:41] <reptilicus> the boys down at the bar call him 'salck'
[07:54:44] <reptilicus> thats his nickname
[07:54:47] <reptilicus> for bumming
[07:54:50] * reptilicus (~zekeyspac@Rizon-B267C3BB.cable.mindspring.com) has left #gay
Quote #143 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:16PM, March 23rd, 2013
Score: 0
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[23:14:57] <+BluPhoenix> i think about beards
Quote #142 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 7:27PM, March 22nd, 2013
Score: 1
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<+Kooh-> buy a dog
<+Sinitron> bloated and full of air
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