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Quote #387 | Submitted by: d-floe on 6:19PM, March 17th, 2016
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<rtil> if u sing anime songs to a plant every day in a few months it will cum
Quote #388 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:00PM, March 25th, 2016
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7:37 PM dilly - me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march
7:37 PM dilly - little ceaser: pizza pizza
Quote #397 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 3:57PM, May 16th, 2016
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http://imgur.com/mG1n0fM

rtil - Today at 5:53 PM
idk how people can find it attractive
to me it's a mixture of disgusting and hilarious

SrsSam - Today at 5:53 PM
I just realized her right leg is bending
like her right
but there is no possible way it could with all that fat

rtil - Today at 5:54 PM
and there's no way she could be balancing on that foot with how she's standing either
and there's no way she could be alive
Quote #398 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 10:36PM, May 24th, 2016
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ProtoChaud - Today at 12:35 AM
I leave for dinner and this place turns into 4chan
Quote #5 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 3:18PM, August 21st, 2012
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< dilly> i like walking around my house going "je t'aime.... JE T'AIME"
Quote #35 | Submitted by: Kooh on 4:37AM, September 13th, 2012
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02:34 reptilicus i will watch it
02:34 reptilicus when the american one happens
02:34 reptilicus so i can see reggie's terrifying face
02:34 reptilicus and feel my nads shrivel up
02:34 reptilicus every time he says "like never before"
Quote #40 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:54PM, September 19th, 2012
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11:27 PM bd648: lol. i took care of him.
11:27 PM zekey: i bet you a little punk *** *** ***
11:28 PM bd648: chill
11:28 PM dillyisawilly: yeah stars and stuff
11:28 PM bd648: nah he really is an ***
11:28 PM Blu: bd tell your friend i want to lick his vas defrens
11:28 PM Blu: no homo
11:28 PM bd648: lol
11:28 PM dillyisawilly: lmao
Quote #43 | Submitted by: Flee on 9:01PM, September 24th, 2012
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squf: issen up u lil shit dick you cant just sit there and be all smug "heh heh i just dont care i am being so satirical and destroying everything around me" because then nothing ever fucking gets done
its just a stupid piece of shit sucking his own shitty lil virgin dick and thinking he cool and it only works for a couple of years in your gay teen years before you realize what a fuckin useless piece of shit youre bein and start to wise up
you got to be powerful and strong willed to be the shit in this world lil dawg and i dont think you got what it fuckin takes cuz you arejust pretendin to be so fuckin hot shit when you dont even have any idea whats goin on
you are going to be crushed under the immense weight of real shit lil dog and i dont know if you can handle it. real shit. i was once just like you and then i grew a brain, a dick, and a heart. real shit. you need to wise up on ya mission mothafucken ghetto blasta bastards comin from tha heart of hell to chug and suck your itty bitty baby balls off. post this shit everywher. qtiyd. all them lil faggots need to know the next level is here its clear and you mothafuckin lil poochy wawas are bout to git runt tha fuck over.
Quote #48 | Submitted by: dilly on 2:29PM, October 7th, 2012
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< Haru> hi
< Haru> im
< Haru> haru
< Haru> and
< Haru> im
< Haru> gonna
< Haru> beat
< Haru> bds
< Haru> line
< Haru> war
< Haru> thingy
< Haru> only
< Haru> i'll
< Haru> get
< Haru> bored
<@dilly> u
< Haru> and
<@dilly> g
<@rtil[L]> haru: new king of irc?
<@dilly> y
< Haru> continue
<@dilly> fdjsa;f
< Haru> to
< Haru> play
< Haru> gw 2
<@rtil[L]> or next on the banlist?
< Haru> fuck
< Haru> it
< bd648> NO
<@rtil[L]> :D
<@dilly> 8D
<@rtil[L]> I CAN FEEL THE POWER FLOWING
<@dilly> lmfao
Quote #53 | Submitted by: bd648 on 6:54PM, October 13th, 2012
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19:45 Harukei you're totally going gay for me aren't you?
19:45 bd648 MAYBE
19:45 Harukei strikes a pose
19:45 bd648 YOU HAVE KTTY EARS
19:45 Harukei yes yes
19:46 bd648 ITS GLORIOUS
19:46 Harukei ;D
19:48 dilly haru you are a very pretty fairy
19:48 Harukei why thank you dilly
19:48 dilly ^-^
19:48 bd648 tis true
19:49 Harukei I think that was from the same day my friends brought a bunch of those foam pool noodles
19:49 Harukei and we had fairy wings on
19:49 Harukei and had a battle
19:49 Harukei to the death
19:50 Harukei and I won
19:50 Harukei and my prize was a plushie turtle
19:50 Harukei and someone from the school newspaper group came by to take a picture
19:51 Harukei and I quickly stuffed the turtle down my pants and had the head sticking out of my zipper
19:51 Harukei and they never caught it
19:51 Harukei it's in the school yearbook to this day
19:51 Harukei ah
19:51 Harukei good times
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