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Quote #131 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:32PM, February 20th, 2013
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<+kooh-> like omg gairl
<+kooh-> totally awesomeeee
<+lenko> hey girl u better check ur texts
<+lenko> like totally
<+kooh-> fo shooo
<+kooh-> *snap snap*
Quote #130 | Submitted by: Shida on 12:38AM, February 18th, 2013
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<+kooh-> is DNF better than ACM?
<@reptilicus> slightly
<@reptilicus> in the same way picking up a toad and not having it piss in your hand
<@reptilicus> is more desirable than aforementioned toad taking a piss
Quote #129 | Submitted by: rtil on 8:19PM, February 16th, 2013
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[18:05:08] kirbkirb [cgiirc@Rizon-B58119FD.hsd1.pa.comcast.net] has joined #thebackalleys
[18:05:30] <kirbkirb> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=juJpVncR0do
[18:05:32] <&HatsuneMiku> TOME Taunts - YouTube
[18:05:36] <kirbkirb> just here me out
[18:05:46] <~rtil> *hear
[18:06:22] <kirbkirb> did you guys know that kirb made like $2000 dollars off his cameo auctions
[18:06:31] <~rtil> go away allan
[18:07:09] <kirbkirb> why did he disable the comments and ratings on that vid
[18:07:32] rtil [~rtil@the.back.alleys] has set mode +b *!cgiirc@*.hsd1.pa.comcast.net

MEANWHILE, IN #BRITLANDCITY
[18:10:07] kirbfan [t9ad@Rizon-B58119FD.hsd1.pa.comcast.net] has joined #BritlandCity
[18:10:14] <kirbfan> ok ok sorry rtil
[18:10:46] <kirbfan> I just wanted to ask your opinion on the new pixar movie
[18:11:13] <+rtil> k
[18:11:50] <kirbfan> also lawl u cant kick me from here C:
[18:12:06] <+rtil> no, but i could ignore you or leave
[18:12:12] <+rtil> in fact i think i will put you on ignore now
[18:12:15] <kirbfan> but...
[18:12:17] <+rtil> bye~
[18:13:14] kirbfan [t9ad@Rizon-B58119FD.hsd1.pa.comcast.net] has quit IRC:
[18:37:58] <+dilly> lmfao
Quote #124 | Submitted by: Kooh on 6:43PM, February 13th, 2013
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[6:42pm] seannyj joined the chat room.
[6:42pm] seannyj:
I LIKE DICKS
[6:42pm] seannyj left the chat room.
Quote #123 | Submitted by: Flee on 5:49AM, February 13th, 2013
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<@reptilicus> holy shit this is a bad remix
<@reptilicus> its like an orchestra falling down a flight of stairs and hitting a bunch of baby carriages on the way down and landing on a group of clowns who all HONK simultaneously
Quote #122 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 1:16PM, February 7th, 2013
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[04:08.40] < Sinitron> FOR THE PAST 48 HOURS I SLEPT LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF
[04:08.42] < Sinitron> FUUUUUUUUCK
[04:08.50] < Sinitron> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TIRED AND IT TINGLED IN MY EYES
[04:08.55] < Sinitron> TINGLES
[04:08.58] < Sinitron> OR SOMETHING
[04:09.15] < Sinitron> I CAN'T CRACK MY KNUCKLES ANYMORE
[04:09.21] < Sinitron> THEY JUST STOPPED MAKING NOISE A WHILE AGO
[04:09.33] < Sinitron> I GUESS MY BONES ARE FUCKING LIQUID BY NOW
[04:09.57] < Sinitron> I GUESS THAT FUCKING EXPLAINS WWHY MY HANDS ARE QUAKING LIKE REACTOR-TRASHING EARTHRUMBLINGS IN-JAPAN
[04:10.04] < Sinitron> FFFUCK
[04:10.34] < Coolboyman> What are you doing?
[04:11.41] < Sinitron> I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD
Quote #121 | Submitted by: Allie on 10:09PM, January 27th, 2013
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< kooh-> dear diary, today i learned kids had a big role in ending the black plague
<~rtil> dear diary, today i banned kooh forever for being a baka gaijin
Quote #120 | Submitted by: Allie on 10:08PM, January 27th, 2013
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< bd648> i wonder if there is a legal requirement to be considered human...
< bd648> hm
< kooh-> yes
< kooh-> there is bd
< kooh-> its called not being a robot
< bd648> ;-;
Quote #119 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 9:09AM, January 22nd, 2013
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[10:06.50] < wwchicken> http://i.imgur.com/CDidJ5N.gif
[10:07.03] < wwchicken> ^me getting in shape
[10:12.11] <@reptilicus> http://i.imgur.com/42H8p1J.png
[10:12.17] <@reptilicus> ^me getting in shape
[10:22.20] < Sinitron> http://i.imgur.com/uldZOHv.jpg
[10:22.31] < Sinitron> ^what happens when i am in shape
[10:23.58] < wwchicken> http://i.imgur.com/9XJzL.jpg
[10:24.04] < wwchicken> ^severus snape
[10:25.30] < Sinitron> sorry he's got brown eyes he's going up in a tree too
Quote #118 | Submitted by: Kooh on 11:06PM, January 20th, 2013
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22:36 worksader hiiiiii
22:36 worksader i lodsta
22:36 worksader lost
22:36 [cipher] hello
22:36 worksader my wallet
22:36 worksader
22:36 dilly good gravy child
22:36 G3no Shieeeeeeeeeeetttt
22:36 dilly the last day of work and you lose your wallet?
22:36 worksader yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:37 dilly tut tut :<
22:37 worksader it was there thje whole timemmemamfdsmk
22:37 *** Stus_wallet joined #thebackalleys cgiirc@Rizon-AA7975A7.dsl.dyn.telnor.net
22:37 HatsuneMiku We were just talking about you, Stus_wallet.
22:37 worksader hiiiii
22:37 Mexikooh HOLY CRAP
22:37 worksader miuku
22:37 G3no ROFLMAO
22:37 G3no WAIT
22:37 worksader oh
22:37 worksader nnnoo
22:37 worksader wallet
22:37 *** G3no is now known as awdawe
22:37 worksader come here
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22:38 worksader fukc
22:38 Mexikooh oh no
22:38 worksader no
22:38 worksader asshole
22:38 awdawe LOL
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