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Quote #278 | Submitted by: slack on 6:40PM, March 25th, 2015
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[Wed 20:39:38.26]<+weedle> Pokemon is terrible.
Quote #279 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:46PM, March 25th, 2015
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[07:47.28] <+bd648> wtf
[07:47.36] <+bd648> blu is good at dating sims?
[07:47.50] <+slack> wtf is a dating sim
[07:48.02] <+bd648> something losers like me play
[07:48.10] <+bd648> its kinda like a visual novel
[07:48.17] <~rtil> blu?
[07:48.18] <~rtil> dating sims?
[07:48.20] <~rtil> good?
[07:48.21] <~rtil> is?
Quote #280 | Submitted by: rtil on 7:34PM, March 26th, 2015
Score: 9
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[19:33:07] <+bd648> maybe when i go to college!
[19:33:08] <+weedle> You will never go to college you're a robot.
[19:33:13] <+bd648> FUCK YOU
Quote #281 | Submitted by: Shida on 2:25PM, March 29th, 2015
Score: 4
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<+Thor> could you fart your own polka music?
<@reptilicus> that would make life much easier
Quote #282 | Submitted by: slack on 10:36AM, March 30th, 2015
Score: 4
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<@Shida> OH GOD I STROKED IT
Quote #283 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 11:20PM, March 31st, 2015
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00:58 zwimmy I wonder how many guys could I take on at once
00:58 zwimmy I wish I had more holes
00:58 zwimmy ;_;
Quote #284 | Submitted by: ExBerian on 9:01PM, April 8th, 2015
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[11:59.05] <~rtil> he was sent here by the fbi to profile us before we get v& for torrenting hentai
[11:59.11] <BluPhoenix> not AGAIN
Quote #285 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:39PM, April 9th, 2015
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[09:01.57] <+ExBerian> "The couch doesnt pull out, but I do." --bd648
Quote #286 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:16PM, April 9th, 2015
Score: 5
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[10:07.02] <BluPhoenix> if you call a chick a faggot
[10:07.09] <BluPhoenix> does that make her a
[10:07.11] <BluPhoenix> fagette
[10:15.00] <+ExBerian> id you call bread a faggot
[10:15.06] <+ExBerian> does that make it a
[10:15.09] <+ExBerian> baguette?
[10:15.16] <+ExBerian> thats all i got
[10:15.22] <+slack> you're both gay
Quote #287 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 10:30PM, April 9th, 2015
Score: 5
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<Sirius7> <BluPhoenix> i had a recurring nightmare when i was in my teen years where i was being chase by a woman with a beautiful body, missing a face, with a sort of black hole vacuum in its place
<Sirius7> that doesn't sound too bad
<Sirius7> imagine the blowjobs

***SOMETIME LATER***

<valiums> there once was a lass in blu's dream, who had a fine body indeed. But her face was a hole, with only one way to go, and it really did tempt Sam's peen
<valiums> i try'd
<Sirius7> that was beautiful
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