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Quote #288 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 8:08AM, April 16th, 2015
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<Sirius7> frozen 2 was announced
<Sirius7> kill everything
<[Dust]> Just let it go Sam
<DrShida> Lmaooooo
<Sirius7> god
<Sirius7> FUCKING
<Sirius7> DAMMIT
Quote #289 | Submitted by: rtil on 3:22PM, April 17th, 2015
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<+bd648> i don't see memes
Quote #290 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 7:19PM, April 21st, 2015
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* Thor (~Thor@471EE50A.AEB0F2D0.C915EAA0.IP) has joined
* Sirius7 reinforces windows
* Thor slams into the windows and bounces off
* Thor has quit ()
<Sirius7> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Quote #291 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 12:47AM, April 27th, 2015
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[03:38.09] <+[Dust]> What is the sleep?
[03:38.22] <BluPhoenix> something i am unfamiliar with
[03:38.52] <+[Dust]> I was gonna say "what kind of question is that" then realized my hypocrisy.
[03:40.01] <BluPhoenix> i'm not sure if you have heard of this hip indie band The Sleep, but they're pretty underground u've probably never heard of them
[03:40.20] <+[Dust]> No I have not.
[03:40.29] <BluPhoenix> me neither
[03:40.38] <+[Dust]> I live under a rock
[03:41.33] <+[Dust]> even my mailbox is a rock, it's not hollow, they just put the mail around it.
[03:42.18] <BluPhoenix> they're so underground their existence within your brain is an anomaly, recursively blanking your cognitive memory so u keep never hearing about them
[03:42.37] <+[Dust]> but I'm hearing about them now
[03:42.45] <+[Dust]> am I both hearing and not hearing about it?
[03:42.45] <BluPhoenix> hearing about what?
[03:42.49] <+[Dust]> The sleep
[03:42.55] <BluPhoenix> never heard of them
[03:43.05] <+[Dust]> You know the...what were we talking about again?
[03:43.10] <BluPhoenix> i dunno
[03:43.14] <BluPhoenix> football, maybe
Quote #292 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 7:19AM, April 27th, 2015
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Maho: here comes the money eyyyyy
Maho: exact quotes from valve hq
Maho: man i used to work literally across the street
Maho: from valve
Maho: in bellevue wash
a loaf of bread.: rip valve's legacy
a loaf of bread.: which was already tattered
a loaf of bread.: due to the ruination of tf2
Maho: bellevue is such a kick ass town
a loaf of bread.: and the fact they havent made shit in 3 years
Maho: nobody was there to grieve for tf2
Maho: tf2 is the drug addict that used to have friends
Maho: with nobody at the funeral
Quote #293 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:59AM, May 11th, 2015
Score: 1
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2:55 PM - =α΄₯= elkhunter •α΄₯•: needs a big duck bulge
2:55 PM - =α΄₯= elkhunter •α΄₯•: if u know what I mean
Quote #294 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 1:21AM, June 1st, 2015
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<elm> Draw some boobs
<elm> go to titties.com
<elm> go to titties.gov
<elm> go to titties.edu if you have to
Quote #295 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 3:49PM, June 3rd, 2015
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<commander_furry> where do girls liev
<BluPhoenix> in a cave
<BluPhoenix> man live under rock
<BluPhoenix> babby formed when rock and cave meet
Quote #296 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 8:54PM, June 12th, 2015
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<Sirius7> well I have a utilikilt
<Sirius7> enjoy your lack of pockets
<bd648> THATS NOT A KILT
<bd648> YA FUCK
<Sirius7> it says kilt right in the name
<Sirius7> you can't fool me
<bd648> ILL MAKE HAGGIS OUT OF YOU
Quote #297 | Submitted by: Binary_2 on 10:06PM, June 16th, 2015
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[21:55:42]
<zwimmy> soup can you draw me boobs
<bd648> what
<zwimmy> like draw them
<zwimmy> for me
<zwimmy> for my chest
<zwimmy> draw me real boobs
<souperb> thats one hell of a commission
<souperb> i dont think i can do this
<zwimmy> well you gotta do it
<zwimmy> or else I'll fire you
<souperb> ples boss

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