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Quote #107 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:41PM, January 11th, 2013
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[23:28] <wwchicken> i take one tba daily
[23:29] <wwchicken> in the ass
Quote #106 | Submitted by: dilly on 10:25AM, January 4th, 2013
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<@dilly> `abuse
* weedle subjects dilly to 24 hours of midget porn
< Kooh-> lovely
<@dilly> YESSS
Quote #105 | Submitted by: Flee on 9:37PM, December 30th, 2012
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< ZennyPLUS> hmm
< ZennyPLUS> what's going on in here
< G3no> something sexual
< ZennyPLUS> i need an adult
Quote #104 | Submitted by: bd648 on 2:59PM, December 30th, 2012
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sinitron: fuck you i flex my fucking chest hair bitch
Quote #103 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:27PM, December 29th, 2012
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01:27 r.elm [SPHINOYD]: reason for ban: hollering at me, calling me all kinds of unjust accusations, im not a 'dildo' toucher', thank u.
Quote #102 | Submitted by: bd648 on 3:14PM, December 29th, 2012
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sinitron: it's like if i made a german hardporn thread discussing the artistic merits of filming and camera angles bringing out the natural beauty in the human body to incite excitement in the viewer
wwchicken: do it
sinitron: when in fact it's just some nasty krauts with hairy buttholes
Quote #101 | Submitted by: shmeckelbutt on 2:03PM, December 28th, 2012
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14:01 Tardigrade Actually, Shmeckel
14:02 Tardigrade What is an internet master by your definition?
14:02 bd648 an internet master? is shida
14:02 shmeckelbutt DID YOU JUST CALL ME SHMECKEL
14:02 shmeckelbutt I'M FUCKING CHOKING
Quote #100 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 12:33PM, December 27th, 2012
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[03:31.16] <shmeckelbutt> what's that one initial d song
[03:31.17] <shmeckelbutt> you know
[03:31.21] <BluPhoenix> running
[03:31.22] <BluPhoenix> in
[03:31.22] <shmeckelbutt> the one that's over fucking played
[03:31.24] <BluPhoenix> the 90s?
[03:31.27] <shmeckelbutt> yes
[03:31.37] <shmeckelbutt> you already know....
[03:31.40] < wwchicken> LUNNING IN THE NINETIES
[03:31.58] <BluPhoenix> AHM JUS LAHNIN IN DA NAINTIEZ
[03:32.15] <shmeckelbutt> i need 2 put that song into my dj set
[03:32.21] < wwchicken> my fav is probably NIGHTO FAYAA
[03:32.25] <shmeckelbutt> put bithes in heat
[03:32.32] < wwchicken> good plan
Quote #99 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 8:57PM, December 21st, 2012
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< slack> but one time i dreamed that i pissed all over myself and i woke up with piss all over myself
<@reptilicus> lmaaaaaaooooooooooo
< slack> i guess that's a "wet dream"
< bd648> well ok
<%Koohmander_Sergi> no
<%Koohmander_Sergi> you guessed wrong
<%Koohmander_Sergi> im sorry
< slack> pee is wet man
< slack> so it was a dream in which i woke up wet
<@reptilicus> ...imagine if pee was dry
<@reptilicus> like a powder
< slack> god
<@reptilicus> you have to squeeze out
<@reptilicus> jesus
< bd648> mind-fuck
< slack> imagine if pee was gloopy
< slack> like gogurt
< slack> and you had to sqeeze out
< bd648> eh.
< bd648> that would be less weird
<@reptilicus> like icing a cake
< slack> ahaha
< ExBerian> XDDDDDD what did i come backk too?
< slack> the harder you squeeze the more comes out
<@reptilicus> TBA: pee viscosity conversations
Quote #98 | Submitted by: bd648 on 12:06PM, December 21st, 2012
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[2:56pm] psi43: uhhh wow creepy
[2:56pm] psi43: i set the school bus on fire and you hear kids screaming and all lmfao
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