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Quote #298 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 11:31PM, June 17th, 2015
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<elm> man the gerber baby is such a lil shit
<elm> wrong chat
<Binary_10> what.
Quote #299 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 1:02AM, June 18th, 2015
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12:43 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon: oi
12:43 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon: you got a skype, mate?
12:48 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: no
12:48 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i live in a mud hut
12:48 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: with my good friend mud man
12:49 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: we make play of video game using a system of copper wire and sprockets
12:52 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: tbh im starting to become attracted to mud man
12:53 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: but any time i try to make seggs with man he threatens to make me take a dirt nap
12:55 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: it is truly hard time for mud man like me
12:55 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: in home town of bangladesh
12:56 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: one day we set up clay childrens hospital for bono's arrival
12:56 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon: dude me and my friends are laughin so fuckin hard right now
12:56 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: but huge tidal wave wash it away
12:56 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: now bono will never sing for us
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: we cant even gather food because there is no foliage
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: even with all the rain our dirt becomes mud
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: this is all that remains
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i walk along muddy beach and get swept away by passing sea occasionally
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: gives me time to think
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i begin to wonder
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: when mud man wash away
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: will new mud man form?
1:01 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: perhaps these questions are best left to mud god
1:02 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: atop his clay throne in the inflatable funhouse of the heavens above
1:08 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: other times sea can also be kind
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: it gives gifts to beautiful soil
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: such as
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: espn magazine
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: more dirt
1:10 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon is now Online.
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: the latest season of the simpsons
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: and once, a banjo
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: it truly amazing, this land
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: when mud man think to himself...
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: what a wonderful world? *banjo strums*
1:15 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: sometimes mud family gets rowdy
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud mother gets needy asking for yet even more facial scrub
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: and mud child still wont take his god damn bath
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: "MUD CHILD YOU TAKE YOUR MUD BATH RIGHT NOW" i exclaim
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud child weeps into sod pillow
1:17 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i feel nothing
1:17 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud man feel no shame.
1:17 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud man has no room for heart.
Quote #300 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 11:41PM, June 21st, 2015
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01:39 Lishy: you gotta admit, the cast of scooby doo have really great designs for anime characters
Quote #301 | Submitted by: rtil on 8:54PM, June 25th, 2015
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[20:50:25] <+bd648> `abuse zwimmy
[20:50:25] weedle removes zwimmy with an autism vaccine
[20:50:31] <+bd648> dayum
[20:50:31] <+zwimmy> LOL
Quote #302 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 3:32PM, June 27th, 2015
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[04:51.23] <@systech> guy trek: the next guyeration
[04:51.56] <+elmk> i prefer guy wars
Quote #303 | Submitted by: rtil on 10:56PM, June 28th, 2015
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[21:59:03] <~rtil> bd can only respond to things in question form
[21:59:12] <~rtil> he is ron burgundy
[21:59:18] <+Binary_2> Haha
[21:59:23] <+bd648> who is ron burgundy?
[21:59:30] <~rtil> you're ron burgundy
[21:59:30] <+bd648> why are you saying these things?
[21:59:36] <+bd648> i am?
[21:59:42] <+bd648> ok then?
[21:59:42] <~rtil> you are
[21:59:48] <~rtil> now say it
[21:59:52] <~rtil> in question form
[21:59:56] <+bd648> im ron burgundy?
Quote #304 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 8:58AM, July 1st, 2015
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* Kizunami (~Kizunami@98D6B76B:E678ECB8:222DF4B2:IP) has joined
<Kizunami> Do you ever just cum in your pajamas
Quote #305 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 9:56PM, July 1st, 2015
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23:52 zwimmy who wants to fund my surgery
23:53 rtil kickstart it
Quote #306 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 11:02PM, July 4th, 2015
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<ExBerian> whats shipping
<Sexius7> lwa 2 backer rewards
<Sexius7> I'm getting a hardcover artbook, a blu ray, and more disappointment from my parents
<rtil> i'm getting all that as well
Quote #307 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 10:43PM, July 23rd, 2015
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22:40 <BluPhoenix> goin to walk the dog
22:40 <BluPhoenix> brb
22:41 <ExBerian> you brought your dog to hawaii???
22:41 <BluPhoenix> no, going to walk THEIR dog
22:41 <salutations> you brought someone elses dog to hawaii???
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