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Quote #95 | Submitted by: Kooh on 2:36PM, December 14th, 2012
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14:32 Kooh- the character's from bowie though
14:32 Kooh- THIS HAS BEEN A KOOH IS A MUSICAL NERD MOMENT
14:32 reptilicus coming next: Kooh gets personal with sea creatures variety hour
14:32 reptilicus slaps Kooh- around a bit with a large trout
14:32 reptilicus slaps Kooh- around a bit with a large trout
14:32 reptilicus slaps Kooh- around a bit with a large trout
Quote #112 | Submitted by: Shida on 11:30AM, January 19th, 2013
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< slack> [13:28:57] <%RizonIRPG> slack [194/580] has come upon cock [21/843] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:09 is removed from slack's clock.
< slack> i have taken a cock
< slack> what the fuck
<@dilly> what
<@dilly> lmfao
< bd648> good job
< bd648> its about time
<@dilly> the day slack discovered he swam the other way
Quote #120 | Submitted by: Allie on 10:08PM, January 27th, 2013
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< bd648> i wonder if there is a legal requirement to be considered human...
< bd648> hm
< kooh-> yes
< kooh-> there is bd
< kooh-> its called not being a robot
< bd648> ;-;
Quote #141 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:58PM, March 18th, 2013
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[10:52.55] <+bd648> anyone wanna tera up tera
[10:53.39] <+kooh-> can i be a wizard cat girl
[10:53.46] <+bd648> ....yep
[10:53.53] <+kooh-> wow
[10:53.56] <+kooh-> no thank you
[10:53.59] <+bd648> lmao
Quote #152 | Submitted by: rtil on 6:24PM, April 17th, 2013
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[18:20:22] <+slack> "i havent fapped to horsies in 2 weeks"
[18:20:38] <+Kooh-> *clap clap*
[18:20:49] <+Haru> *clop clop*
Quote #161 | Submitted by: rtil on 10:03PM, May 8th, 2013
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[21:33:54] rtil [~rtil@the.back.alleys] has joined #ihaveextrawood
[21:34:04] <rtil> guess what i have
[21:34:11] <@wwchicken> well?
[21:34:13] <bd648> extra gold?
[21:34:16] <rtil> close!
[21:34:23] <@wwchicken> extra stone
[21:34:29] <bd648> extra food
[21:34:32] <rtil> gettin real hot
[21:34:35] <rtil> BURNING
[21:34:36] <Foxeh> extra maple
[21:34:42] <@wwchicken> extra favor
[21:34:43] <rtil> damn guys you're KILLIN me
[21:35:00] <rtil> axe me how i feel
[21:35:01] <rtil> come on
[21:35:02] <rtil> axe me
[21:35:13] <rtil> i SAW what you did there
[21:35:14] <bd648> how do you feel?
[21:35:23] <rtil> how long will this lumber on
[21:35:44] <@wwchicken> lmao
[21:35:45] Foxeh rolls on the floor
[21:36:09] <@wwchicken> this is pun number TREE
[21:37:06] Foxeh cant keep up with these tree themed puns.
[21:37:21] <Foxeh> imma just leaf
[21:37:29] <rtil> oaky this is getting ridiculous
[21:37:39] <@wwchicken> foxeh you need to branch out your pun capabilities
[21:37:53] <rtil> can we get to the root of the problem here?
[21:37:58] <bd648> mapley we should
[21:38:26] <rtil> damn, it's about pine we did
[21:38:50] <@wwchicken> wood you keep it down im trying to think of more puns
[21:39:14] <bd648> quit your pineing
[21:40:10] <Foxeh> if i could think of a good pun... i wood say something right now..
[21:43:31] <rtil> foxeh having trouble coming up with a pun, who woulda trunk it?
[21:47:21] <Foxeh> yeah.... i butter nut say anything until i come up with something good
Quote #165 | Submitted by: bd648 on 2:55PM, May 29th, 2013
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[5:40pm] bd648: remember when sonic went on a boat
[5:40pm] Kooh-: remember when sonic had sex with a human
[5:41pm] bd648: yes
[5:41pm] bd648: that was weird
[5:45pm] bd648: remember when sonic had a sword?
[5:45pm] Kooh-: remember when sonic died
[5:45pm] rtil|2: remember when shadow had a gun
[5:46pm] bd648: remember when sonic was a furry
[5:47pm] Kooh-: remember when chao garden was a thing
[5:47pm] bd648: remember when sonic lost to luigi in sprinting?
[5:48pm] rtil|2: remember when knuckles believed robotnik when he told him the green chaos emerald was a piece of the master emerald
[5:49pm] bd648: remember when there was an AI who fell in love with sonic
[5:50pm] Kooh-: remember when you had to play as big the cat
[5:51pm] bd648: remember when there were aliens chasing sonic
[5:51pm] Kooh-: remember when you had to FIND THE COMPUTER ROOOM
[5:52pm] bd648: remember when we cared?
[5:52pm] rtil|2: remember when we got a load of that
[5:53pm] Kooh-: remember when were too slow
Quote #174 | Submitted by: Flee on 11:40AM, July 18th, 2013
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<salutations> wild 4 the night
<salutations> fuck bein polite
<salutations> oh fuk wrong chat
Quote #205 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:11PM, February 18th, 2014
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[08:58.13] <+lenko> who the hell is wop
[08:58.56] <+[cipher]> someone who should have stayed in the funhouse
Quote #219 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 4:22PM, May 25th, 2014
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[07:19.05] <+SrsSam77> .cup dick soup
[07:19.06] * Barkeep calls the order out to the kitchen...
[07:19.06] * Barkeep hands the cup of dick soup to SrsSam77
[07:19.06] <%Barkeep> That'll be $2, SrsSam77.
[07:19.10] <+SrsSam77> ...
[07:19.15] <+SrsSam77> that did not go as intended
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