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Quote #34 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:46PM, September 10th, 2012
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[21:42] <@reptilicus> "Feds can't catch newest drug submarines"
[21:43] <@reptilicus> holy shit
[21:43] <@dilly> dude
[21:43] <@dilly> that writes itself
[21:43] <@reptilicus> i want a movie about
[21:43] <@reptilicus> underwater drug cartels
[21:43] <@dilly> drug runnera who use a submarine to cart shit around
[21:44] < rtil[L]> you know the mob's gotten out of control when they can afford submarines
[21:44] <@reptilicus> "this is pretty good stuff ese. too bad you wont be alive to enjoy it. PERISCOPE DOWN, HOMBRES"
[21:44] <@reptilicus> and then a wooden torpedo made of pinata paper
[21:44] <@reptilicus> comes soaring through the water
Quote #35 | Submitted by: Kooh on 4:37AM, September 13th, 2012
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02:34 reptilicus i will watch it
02:34 reptilicus when the american one happens
02:34 reptilicus so i can see reggie's terrifying face
02:34 reptilicus and feel my nads shrivel up
02:34 reptilicus every time he says "like never before"
Quote #36 | Submitted by: bd648 on 12:06AM, September 16th, 2012
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01:03 reptilicus: Murphy? why are you summoning demons and not helping us fight cyber-terrorists?
Quote #37 | Submitted by: dilly on 2:51PM, September 18th, 2012
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bd648 is not a potty. please stay away.
Quote #38 | Submitted by: Evelynn on 6:12PM, September 18th, 2012
Score: 3
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18:08 Haru hatsune miku, bd648 fell, fix him please
18:08 bd648 o.o
18:08 bd648 plays dead
18:08 HatsuneMiku Does he need mouth to mouth?
18:08 Haru well now we know how to get him to cooperate
18:09 Haru no he needs hand to back of head
18:09 Haru that should do it
18:09 HatsuneMiku I'll go get my metal bat.
18:09 Haru i'll go grab a camera
Quote #39 | Submitted by: bd648 on 7:23PM, September 18th, 2012
Score: 3
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20:19 G3no: i started
20:19 G3no: with sticks
20:19 G3no: there's nothing stiffer than that
20:19 Sheepy: big sticks
20:20 bd648: note: that is so weird out of context
20:20 rtil: nothin stiffer than a stickjob
Quote #40 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:54PM, September 19th, 2012
Score: 1
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11:27 PM bd648: lol. i took care of him.
11:27 PM zekey: i bet you a little punk *** *** ***
11:28 PM bd648: chill
11:28 PM dillyisawilly: yeah stars and stuff
11:28 PM bd648: nah he really is an ***
11:28 PM Blu: bd tell your friend i want to lick his vas defrens
11:28 PM Blu: no homo
11:28 PM bd648: lol
11:28 PM dillyisawilly: lmao
Quote #41 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:55PM, September 19th, 2012
Score: 3
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11:22 PM dillyisawilly: sev-chan what kind of kawaii underwear are you wearing tonight
11:22 PM dillyisawilly: i must match
11:23 PM dillyisawilly: i can check it for you~
Quote #42 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 9:21PM, September 21st, 2012
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< ropesnake> who doesnt have hot rina chan porn ugh hell yeah take it
< ropesnake> unf
<RVS_Anonymous>
< anigen> i dunno man i think we deserve something here i mean
< anigen> this is a pretty crazy package.
< anigen> tell me, rvs
< anigen> do you want this porn?
<RVS_Anonymous> sure
<RVS_Anonymous> yea
< anigen> do you want to touch yourself to it
<RVS_Anonymous> ....
< anigen> in places where no mortal has touched before
<RVS_Anonymous> yes
< anigen> are you hard right now
< anigen> just thinking about these pictures
<RVS_Anonymous> uhh.. no
< anigen> and this delicious video
< anigen> OH WELL FUK U THEN
< anigen> >:C
<RVS_Anonymous> ok ye aI am
<RVS_Anonymous> <_< I am rock hard
< anigen> is your dick
< anigen> salivating
< anigen> with precum
<RVS_Anonymous> sigh....
< anigen> almost bleeding
< anigen> with
< anigen> jizz
<RVS_Anonymous> yes O=o
Quote #43 | Submitted by: Flee on 9:01PM, September 24th, 2012
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squf: issen up u lil shit dick you cant just sit there and be all smug "heh heh i just dont care i am being so satirical and destroying everything around me" because then nothing ever fucking gets done
its just a stupid piece of shit sucking his own shitty lil virgin dick and thinking he cool and it only works for a couple of years in your gay teen years before you realize what a fuckin useless piece of shit youre bein and start to wise up
you got to be powerful and strong willed to be the shit in this world lil dawg and i dont think you got what it fuckin takes cuz you arejust pretendin to be so fuckin hot shit when you dont even have any idea whats goin on
you are going to be crushed under the immense weight of real shit lil dog and i dont know if you can handle it. real shit. i was once just like you and then i grew a brain, a dick, and a heart. real shit. you need to wise up on ya mission mothafucken ghetto blasta bastards comin from tha heart of hell to chug and suck your itty bitty baby balls off. post this shit everywher. qtiyd. all them lil faggots need to know the next level is here its clear and you mothafuckin lil poochy wawas are bout to git runt tha fuck over.
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