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Quote #318 | Submitted by: ExBerian on 12:52PM, September 5th, 2015
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<systech> spray the wasps pest war now
Quote #319 | Submitted by: d-floe on 6:25PM, September 6th, 2015
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<elm> I like men
Quote #320 | Submitted by: d-floe on 7:11PM, September 6th, 2015
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[7:38:04 PM] Kizunami: First time I touched boobs I gave em a good suck and then I shit my pants
[7:38:19 PM] slack: for real?
[7:38:35 PM] Kizunami: Yeah I was hardly a day old
[7:38:43 PM] slack: lmfao fuck off
Quote #321 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 12:34PM, September 13th, 2015
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<ExBerian> mememe was the citizen kane of tits time
Quote #322 | Submitted by: rtil on 4:46AM, September 16th, 2015
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Kizunami: sometimes I listen to EDM and jack off to miley cyrus
Quote #323 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 12:23AM, September 18th, 2015
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<rtil> everybody's feelin fine cuz it's boner time
Quote #324 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 10:50PM, September 25th, 2015
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elm: jerk off into the cumhole of valor
elm: make it swallow
Quote #325 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 2:25AM, September 27th, 2015
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<+Sirius7> file:///C:/Users/Jimjam/AppData/Local/Temp/1442820183101.gif
<+Sirius7> hey guys I made a thing
<+AoiYamada> is that a real url?
<+AoiYamada> can't even open the link
<+Sirius7> oh goddamn it
<+Suriko> lol
<+AoiYamada> you had one job
<@reptilicus> > linking to your computer
<+Sirius7> now people know about my super embarrassing pc name
<@reptilicus> > saving things in appdata
<@reptilicus> u w o t
<+AoiYamada> guys lets just do him a favor and pretend this didn't happen
<+Sirius7> https://puu.sh/kpMMX/99731c40e1.gif
<+Sirius7> here we go
<+AoiYamada> Did you draw this?
<+Sirius7> no
<+Sirius7> but I found a neat site that allows you to manipulate photos/give them depth
<+Sirius7> and make them into figs
<+Sirius7> depthy.me
<~rtil> sam i don't think you did it right lol
<+AoiYamada> to me it's just something hovering up and down
<+Sirius7> thats all it's supposed to be
<+Sirius7> it's a simple gif thingy
<+Sirius7> apparently if you get real good with it you can turn hentai pictures into hentai
<+AoiYamada> Then you got the job done.
<~rtil> i just mean you failed to give it depth
<~rtil> it just looks like it's flying around
<~rtil> unless it's automated or something
<@reptilicus> i dunno rtil it looks like hentai to me
<@reptilicus> i can barely see the screen on account of my boner in the way
<+Sirius7> IT CRASHED WHILE I WAS DOING IMPORTANT WAIFU THINGS
<~rtil> https://is-it-porn.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/output/picture/190113/1442820183101.png
<~rtil> i'm skeptical now
Quote #326 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 1:30PM, September 28th, 2015
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[15:02] <Paw> oh and slack: if you need reference on how to put pizza in the oven, i've taken a pic to show you: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24109167/meh/IMG_20150822_140039.jpg
[15:02] <+slack> you must not know very much about me
[15:02] <+slack> i am the pizza champ 'round here
Quote #327 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 11:57PM, October 1st, 2015
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23:52 Sirius7 you have to play until you can accept that games are an art form and don't have to about violence and fun rtil
23:53 rtil games are not art they are teachign our children to have sex with animals
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