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Quote #323 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 12:23AM, September 18th, 2015
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<rtil> everybody's feelin fine cuz it's boner time
Quote #326 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 1:30PM, September 28th, 2015
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[15:02] <Paw> oh and slack: if you need reference on how to put pizza in the oven, i've taken a pic to show you: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24109167/meh/IMG_20150822_140039.jpg
[15:02] <+slack> you must not know very much about me
[15:02] <+slack> i am the pizza champ 'round here
Quote #329 | Submitted by: ExBerian on 9:47PM, October 7th, 2015
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[00:40:29]<ExBerian_> G3n0
[00:40:37]<ExBerian_> are you a sex deamon?
[00:41:22]<G3no> yeah
Quote #336 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 1:38AM, November 1st, 2015
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01:28 <SiriusSpook> are there simpsons minions yet
Quote #338 | Submitted by: d-floe on 10:23AM, November 2nd, 2015
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elm - Today 12:19 PM
> I'm not gay i have an appreciation for massive robo dicks
Quote #341 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 12:41AM, November 11th, 2015
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<AoiYamada> `vend
* weedle vends a gold ingot
<Sirius7> oh you bastard
<Sirius7> `vend
* weedle vends a lawsuit
<AoiYamada> dang
<Sirius7> GODAMNIT
Quote #350 | Submitted by: dilly on 11:00PM, December 10th, 2015
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<+ExBerian> are you gonna work for them thor
<@dilly> thor is too busy doing sweet archery shots
<+Thor> I'd consider it down the line
<+Thor> that too
<@dilly> also i almost forgot to put the I in doing
<+Thor> they're film VFX though
<+Thor> I'm game FX
<@dilly> so it would have been "thor is too busy dong"
<+Thor> which I enjoy more B]
<@dilly> and that's not right
<@dilly> oh
<+Thor> dilly do you want to see my dong
<@dilly> i'm ok thank you though
<~rtil> ∩( ・ω・)∩
<+Thor> this dong is very similar to the one I have http://ii.mypivots.com/banknotes/vnd-20000-vietnamese-dongs-2.jpg
<@dilly> hahahah
<+Thor> sometimes I take it out to show the ladies
<+Thor> my dong
<+Thor> they're like
<+Thor> "Damn, that's a big dong"
<@dilly> does your dong smell nice?
<~rtil> the things i'd do with 20,000 dongs
<+Thor> no it smells like old leather
<@dilly> manly dong
<+Thor> I should air it out more
<@dilly> take your dong out for a drive
<+Thor> hang it out the window even
<@dilly> a nice place to go would be the local playground
<~rtil> just wash your hands after touching dongs, you don't know where they've been
<@dilly> so that the kids could also check out your dong
<+Thor> I know where this dong's been B]
<~rtil> :o
<+Thor> I never show the kids my dong
<+Thor> that's just wrong
<+Thor> I'm afraid they might try to grab it and run off with it
<@dilly> then they'll continue to grow in a dong-less society
<+Thor> because it's so colorful
<+Thor> they could grab their own dongs if they wanted
Quote #351 | Submitted by: ExBerian on 12:26AM, December 16th, 2015
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<rtil> [x] ban those who oppose me
Quote #352 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 12:31AM, December 16th, 2015
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[03:19.46] <+Binary-2> blu we need to talk real quick
[03:19.49] <+Binary-2> calling you
[03:20.24] <+ExBerian> call dust and i and sal and rtil when your done
[03:20.39] <~rtil> no
[03:22.44] <+Binary-2> check call rtil all night
[03:23.33] <BluPhoenix> [x] annoy everyone
[03:24.36] <+Binary-2> bingo
[03:25.39] <~rtil> [x] ban those who oppose me
Quote #357 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:54PM, January 3rd, 2015
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[02:52.12] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.17] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.18] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.18] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.19] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.20] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.22] * Barkeep notices valiums attempting to steal his tips
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